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Deanwich said:
No I will not have phone sex with you!

Although I did have phone sex once with my ex... was kinda fun.. and by fun I mean weird because right in the middle of it my tv got possessed... came on.. and was super loud and all I could hear was:
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS...

Now the odd thing wasn't that my tv was possessed.. the odd thing to me was... who the fuck had it on Fox Kids channel!
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Lmao......love it :D

Deanwich said:
Pffth I get turned on if the wind is blowing just right....

One time when Jus and I were skinny dipping.. a fish swam by and i started fucking the water...

I almost drowned... thank God Jus knew what to do...

I still don't think you are supposed to put it THERE when someone is choking on water .. he said it is like a dam and ya have to plug the hole....... :eek::devil::eek:
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I nearly wet myself laughing at that thought :D
 
Deanwich said:
_Me_ if you wanna get rid of your hubby for your birthday lemme know and I will give you my address.

What?

Don't give me that look!
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Mmm.......give it me anyway......It may come in handy ;)
 
Deanwich said:
I will think of you Friday... and by think of you I mean.. wonder whether or not your husband is going to be naked with just a bow on...

What??

Oh please I am not the only person who thinks that...
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Mmm.......I'm enjoying that though ;)
 
Deanwich said:
TECHNICALLY.. Yes I am still alive.

BUT

I'm still not sure where you learned that maneuver because we were not taught that in CPR/First Aid Class ;)
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Guess I've never told you before...I'm kinda a self taught guy...try different things until you find what works ;)
 
Deanwich said:
_Me_ if you wanna get rid of your hubby for your birthday lemme know and I will give you my address.

What?

Don't give me that look!
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Tossed aside for the hubby of a birthday girl...not a good sign :rolleyes::D
 
Ok. Well my thread got deleted. Bummer. And eventually i'll start another. But in the meantime is it ok if i post a pic or two here? Yeah? Good chat.
 
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