The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get a blue basenette and a green and yellow sheet set for it : >

I put in some 20 Mule Team Borax

and, you get a fond memory of what a baby is supposed to smell like.

I put in a better box of condoms.

 

[Austin8]

and, you get a fond memory of what a baby is supposed to smell like.

I put in a better box of condoms.

condoms! Blech! dont use um.

I put in a book about Natural Famly Planning

 

[YoursSINSerely]

condoms! Blech! dont use um.

I put in a book about Natural Famly Planning

and, if I knew how I'd post a picture of Freddy Krueger's Dad.

I put in a frame.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, if I knew how I'd post a picture of Freddy Krueger's Dad.

I put in a frame.

and the accused gets acquitted in spite of it.

I put in evidentiary rules...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the accused gets acquitted in spite of it.

I put in evidentiary rules...

and, the guy from Dragnet just wants you to state the facts.

I put in a trip to the bar.

 

[ms.read]

and, the guy from Dragnet just wants you to state the facts.

I put in a trip to the bar.

and you get a trip to the ladies room to worship the porcelain god instead...
I put in two idiots and an old vibrator...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get a trip to the ladies room to worship the porcelain god instead...
I put in two idiots and an old vibrator...

and you get an incoherent version of "Shake it up, Baby, Twist and Shout."

I put in a superannuated barrister...

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get an incoherent version of "Shake it up, Baby, Twist and Shout."

I put in a superannuated barrister...

who tells funny stories about the old Lord Chief Justice in 1921.


I put in a black briefcase.

 

[Austin8]

who tells funny stories about the old Lord Chief Justice in 1921.


I put in a black briefcase.

and it/s mysterious golden glow draws attention

I put in a tube of lithium grease

 

[Noor]

and it/s mysterious golden glow draws attention

I put in a tube of lithium grease

you get back a Viking sewing machine cam stack gear

I put in a painting of a man holding a magnifying glass

 

[YoursSINSerely]

you get back a Viking sewing machine cam stack gear

I put in a painting of a man holding a magnifying glass

and, that wasn't hard to firgure out, Sherlock.

I put in a painting of a lady with a smirk on her face.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, that wasn't hard to firgure out, Sherlock.

I put in a painting of a lady with a smirk on her face.

and the Great Detective has no idea why she smirks.

I put in a very imaginative painter...

 

[Austin8]

and the Great Detective has no idea why she smirks.

I put in a very imaginative painter...

and Bar's childrens house looks amazing *grin*

I put in a cute butterfly container garden

 

[kimbalee]

and Bar's childrens house looks amazing *grin*

I put in a cute butterfly container garden

and the butterflies take the containers to the recycling center.

I put in a bunch of "dammits!" and a "shit!" to go along with it...

 

[Austin8]

and the butterflies take the containers to the recycling center.

I put in a bunch of "dammits!" and a "shit!" to go along with it...

and they bloom and become Oh Shit's! by the dozen. 1 oh shit wipes out 2 atta boys

I put in a much needed hug for my cutey.

 

[Handley_Page]

and they bloom and become Oh Shit's! by the dozen. 1 oh shit wipes out 2 atta boys

I put in a much needed hug for my cutey.

while the rest of us tap our toes impatiently waiting.

I put in a tube of graphite-loaded grease.

 

[Austin8]

while the rest of us tap our toes impatiently waiting.

I put in a tube of graphite-loaded grease.

and my spindle bearings run away with my roller bearings

I put in a tube of red thread locker

 

[kimbalee]

and my spindle bearings run away with my roller bearings

I put in a tube of red thread locker

and you get some lovely red crocheted doilies.

I put in a "thank you very much" hug and a big

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get some lovely red crocheted doilies.

I put in a "thank you very much" hug and a big

And, I find out why men like to hug squishy boobs.

I put in an air kiss to both cheeks.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And, I find out why men like to hug squishy boobs.

I put in an air kiss to both cheeks.

and the air is far happier than the person who's been missed by the kiss.

I put a long, warm, lingering kiss right on your quivering lips...

 

[Handley_Page]

and the air is far happier than the person who's been missed by the kiss.

I put a long, warm, lingering kiss right on your quivering lips...

then you realise you've kissed a stone statue.


I put in a bronze Angel.

 

[Austin8]

then you realise you've kissed a stone statue.


I put in a bronze Angel.

as an Aerosmith songs plays in the backgroud...

You're my angel
Come and save me tonight
You're my angel
Come and make it all right...

I put in a garden gnome with an alterior motive

 

[Handley_Page]

as an Aerosmith songs plays in the backgroud...

You're my angel
Come and save me tonight
You're my angel
Come and make it all right...

I put in a garden gnome with an ulterior motive

any hedgehog treading the grass gets it!

I put in a pair of stealthy ninja hedgehogs.

 

[kimbalee]

any hedgehog treading the grass gets it!

I put in a pair of stealthy ninja hedgehogs.

stealthy ninja hedgehogs??? I need to see those!!! <taps on machine, then shakes it gently to see if I can get them back, looks into the machine cautiously>
("Bread & Jam for Frances" used to be my favorite book in our school library... I really wanted a pet hedgehog when i was in first grade.)

and you get a frown for not showing them to me before you gave them to the machine.

I put in a request for the pair of stealthy hedgehogs that seem to have disappeared...

 

[Austin8]

stealthy ninja hedgehogs??? I need to see those!!! <taps on machine, then shakes it gently to see if I can get them back, looks into the machine cautiously>
("Bread & Jam for Frances" used to be my favorite book in our school library... I really wanted a pet hedgehog when i was in first grade.)

and you get a frown for not showing them to me before you gave them to the machine.

I put in a request for the pair of stealthy hedgehogs that seem to have disappeared...

and two little brown eyes *blink* at you behind a mountain of other items,

I put in a handful of minced carrot to lure them out of hiding