The Authors' Hangout National Nude Day Support Thread

[TxRad]

Wouldn't the erotic version of that be "Under the Moonday Son"?

Welcome back SR, how was the holiday?

 

[sr71plt]

Welcome back SR, how was the holiday?

It was fine, thanks. Nine days in the eastern Caribbean--Puerto Rico, Virgin Islands, Dominican Republic, and Haiti. Good cruise, and I got 46,000 words written on seven works. I always seem to have the ideas and words streaming while at sea. (I'm sure there's a good putdown there somewhere.)

 

[scouries]

QUOTE moi Who wants the advantages a contest entry brings but not the disadvantages

QUOTE moonman What advantages will my contest entry have? None…As far as you welcoming an entry from me, I couldn't give a fuck less what you think or what you want.

Surely you’re not pretending that you don’t understand the advantages of having a story entered in a contest are you? C’mon moonie be honest for once. The advantages are well known (and well publisized) – here’s a few of many:

-Getting your story to the front of the new story queue
-More views
-More attention for your other older stories

And you don’t have to do much to get these advantages. Your story can be any length. In any category. Any length. You can even regurgitate thousands of words from your previous stories.

All you have to do is allow our reading public to vote on the story. An invitation our fair QUEEN extends to the LITEROTICA readership every special contest. Something you, high and mighty as you are, decide you don’t have to adhere to.

All you seem to want to do is suck at the ample LITEROTICA tit… I think it’s udder madness

http://www.shoregenetics.com/images/1000jance290udder.jpg

You couldn’t give a “fuck less”? Huh?​

james r scouries

 

[sr71plt]

I'm sure he isn't pretending that he doesn't give a fuck what you hyperventilate over.

 

[ms.read]

nat.nude day support thread...is that where they keep the really comfy bras? ( hand bras in this case)?

 

[D_K_Moon]

Surely you’re not pretending that you don’t understand the advantages of having a story entered in a contest are you? C’mon moonie be honest for once. The advantages are well known (and well publisized) – here’s a few of many:

-Getting your story to the front of the new story queue
-More views
-More attention for your other older stories

And you don’t have to do much to get these advantages. Your story can be any length. In any category. Any length. You can even regurgitate thousands of words from your previous stories.

james r scouries

What part of "I don't give a fuck" escapes you?

1: ALL of the voting on my work is disabled. What advantage is moving to the front of the queue for me? None. It matters not a whit whether my story appears today or two weeks from tomorrow.

2: More views? Unlike you, I have no idea how many views any of my work has garnered. I simply don't care how many people read my work.

3: More attention for older stories? I'm not an attention whore like you. I don't advertise any of my writing, if people want to read it, they will find it.

Quite simply, you're the only person who seems to have any issue with this, and quite frankly, I have no idea why.

I've stated my reasons previously, there's no point in my retelling them. Much as you hate to admit it, you have no control over what I do, or what Lit accepts or rejects.

 

[littleblackdress50]

nat.nude day support thread...is that where they keep the really comfy bras? ( hand bras in this case)?

Don't those hand bras have a trade name.... playtime loving bras?

They lift and seperate withouth the bite of elastic?

 

[ms.read]

Don't those hand bras have a trade name.... playtime loving bras?

They lift and seperate withouth the bite of elastic?

I think you're right! and they always are the right size too!

 

[scouries]

I started my [size=+2]2010 NUDE DAY CONTEST[/size] story last night. And this girl is the inspiration for it. She's eighteen... but definately no virgin:

http://content.imagesocket.com/images/xxasolba4.jpg

There’s always a bit of self doubt when I start a story. And it’s magnified when I have a deadline to meet. Can I finish it in time without compromising its integrity?

I’m not one of those writers that can spit out a 750 word story every day. Or go on a week long cruise and write 47,000 words (what the heck is up with that anyway?). Or simply cut and paste thousands of words from prior stories in a supposed new one.

I produce best sellers. Original best sellers. Slowly. Lovingly. I guess I’m more like a craftsman in the way I work than most AHers or Survivalists.

A [size=+2]scourian[/size] work is always as much about the lit in LITEROTICA as it is about the erotica. But that’s just me.

I just want to let all my fans know that I’m back hard at work and hope to have something completed before the contest is over.​

God willing...

james r scouries

 

[sr71plt]

I’m not one of those writers that can . . . go on a week long cruise and write 47,000 words.

Actually, your limitations as a writer don't surprise me a bit.

 

[scouries]

LITEROTICA’S SWEETIE

[size=+3]Goldeniangel[/size]

http://www.pxleyes.com/images/contests/wings/fullsize/wings_4a48a08dd7009.jpg

#6 on the FAVORITEST list and one of the most prolific authors on the site…

So why isn’t she entering stories in the LITEROTICA contests?

[size=+2]2010 NUDE DAY CONTEST[/size]

Please dear angel, do it for your many fans,​

james r scouries

 

[scouries]

the QUEEN’S favorite

[size=+3]Killer Muffin[/size]

http://www.leveisha.org/images/feb%20muffin.jpg

No this lady hasn’t written anything since 2003. Nor is she on the Top 100 FAVORITEST list. But she is a member of the 1000+VOTE CLUB. And she has been studying English for the last ten years. Which means she should be even better than ever.

So I’d like to invite her to enter the

[size=+2]2010 NUDE DAY CONTEST[/size]

Why not? Schools out and it’ll keep you busy for a while…

I for one believe you’ve still got it in you,​

james r scouries

 

[TxRad]

Did anyone else happen to notice that it's the Top 250 FAVORITEST list, not the Top 100 FAVORITEST list.

 

[sr71plt]

Did anyone else happen to notice that it's the Top 250 FAVORITEST list, not the Top 100 FAVORITEST list.

I certainly did, as I can't seem to manage to push it over the 100 line. The goal posts keep moving.

 

[TxRad]

I certainly did, as I can't seem to manage to push it over the 100 line. The goal posts keep moving.

The faster I run, the behinder I get.

 

[littleblackdress50]

The faster I run, the behinder I get.

I would run, but it just brings unwanted attention to my behind.....

I mean how much further behind I get....

 

[TxRad]

I would run, but it just brings unwanted attention to my behind.....

I mean how much further behind I get....

Hmmmm, a Nude day marathon. Things get heated up running through the streets naked.

Works for me, how about you?

 

[littleblackdress50]

Hmmmm, a Nude day marathon. Things get heated up running through the streets naked.

Works for me, how about you?

Sounds like a wonderful story... however I don't believe that you will ever get a formal invitation... and isn't this now by invitation only? and it seems only those unlikely to compete are invited.

 

[scouries]

He’s written million sellers!

He’s an Officer in the 1000+ VOTE CLUB! (he has 2 stories with over 2000 votes and another 6 with over 1000)

One of the Top Twenty MOST FAVORITE!

He’s a member of the 100+ COMMENT CLUB!

He is arguably the greatest author of brother/sister stories on the site!

[size=+3]youbadboy[/size]

http://www.profilesupport.net/myspace-comments/sexy/images/sexy-bad-boy.gif

So I’d like to invite this genius to enter the

[size=+2]2010 NUDE DAY CONTEST[/size]

Who better?​

james r scouries

 

[TxRad]

Sounds like a wonderful story... however I don't believe that you will ever get a formal invitation... and isn't this now by invitation only? and it seems only those unlikely to compete are invited.

No, it's still open to everyone. The poor deluded one might get more than he bargained for, but then again, very few if any of the ones he's inviting even write on lit much any more. The few who do seldom appear on the forums. As usual, just more bullshit to get his name in lights.

As you can see from his posts, he doesn't actually know any of these people. He's got the sex wrong on half of them. That should tell you a lot.

 

[littleblackdress50]

You can get sex wrong?

The worst day of sex I ever had was better than my best day of work.

 

[littleblackdress50]

I guess I'm done now.... one rough draft all screwed up and ready for revision..... and only one invitation per writer allowed in the invitational contest....

So guess I have to be done... unless I can think of 40 or so 750 word stories to flood the senses.

 

[ms.read]

whether invited or not, I am crashing this party with my own nude day story! Good luck to everyone else, and I hope you crash this party with me too!

ps... can I slap the guy with the invitational list on my way in?

 

[scouries]

he’s written a thousand stories!

QUOTE [size=+3]freddie [/size] When I die, when it's my time to go, and I wouldn't mind it being sooner than later… Alas, not everything in life is perfect… Am I dead? Have I gone to Heaven?

http://www.bizarrerecords.com/galleries/preach/GageFriendsdead.jpg

Is that you freddie? BFW depressed? Tired of life? Suicidal? Our fredddie?

DON’T DO IT!!!!

We need you! LITEROTICA needs you. The reading public needs you.

Do you know what I believe? No, then I’ll tell you – I THINK YOUR BEST WORK LIES AHEAD OF YOU!

That even as your once powerful, weightlifters body starts to slowly waste away your literary talent will grow.

That even as you rely more and more on Viagra for your erections your brain will be in a state of constant writer’s tumescence…

My suggestion is that you start by writing a story (one only please) for the

[size=+2]2010 NUDE DAY CONTEST[/size]​

jim

 

[driphoney]

Scouries, is this your new thread? I thought you had one already where you did this sort of thing.