Is this even the right place to post something like this?

To answer the question there before the edit: Yes, that is a common practice. No, octopi generally aren't involved. No, they don't make yellow whipped cream, somebody probably urinated in it. Clear?
 
To answer the question there before the edit: Yes, that is a common practice. No, octopi generally aren't involved. No, they don't make yellow whipped cream, somebody probably urinated in it. Clear?

So many octopi/urine whipped cream posts. Ennui is setting in.
 
Do octopuses even pee?

I believe that every animal urinates & defecates, but I wonder what the origianl question was about anyway. The thing that immedialtey comes to my mind is the classic James Bond movie, Octopussy. There is clearly a mild BDSM theme running through it. Of course and octopus's bite can be quite severe, so I would never encourage interspecies sexual contact between humans and octopi....
 
Well, I once had a chance to visit an Octopus Garden and it did happen to be where some nice lads from Liverpool parked their Yellow Submarine.
Do you realize how odd it is to hear the person beating on you with a (*cough*yelow*cough*) flogger humming Yellow Submarine? When you're just this side of subspace?

Talk about an awesome head-fuck for someone who's aurally inclined...:D
 
I believe that every animal urinates & defecates, but I wonder what the origianl question was about anyway. The thing that immedialtey comes to my mind is the classic James Bond movie, Octopussy. There is clearly a mild BDSM theme running through it. Of course and octopus's bite can be quite severe, so I would never encourage interspecies sexual contact between humans and octopi....

Oh sure, in order to be considered "alive", you have to have reproduction, respiration, and defecation, etc.

But the thought of an octopus pee'ing is weird.
 
Oh sure, in order to be considered "alive", you have to have reproduction, respiration, and defecation, etc.

But the thought of an octopus pee'ing is weird.

And to think people actually swim in the ocean. :D
 
Do octopuses even pee?
Of course, not. That's what they have gills for. Peeing is really more of a mammal thing. It shouldn't really be gross, though. Unless you have a bladder infection it's safer from a germ perspective to piss in someone's mouth as opposed to kissing them. It's even a good survival technique if you're ever lost in the desert, so you'll have extra time to find water before you die of dehydration. ;) Yeah, I know it probably took away your appetite.
 
I take you, and 00Syd and ownedsubgirl and satindesire, and tie you all together and that gives me the eight limbs...

Be careful, oh Sexy One, the estrogen is working full tilt and Thursday is a long, long ways away...
;)
 
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