Jacking-Off Log

[MechaBlade]

Yeah, I say the dumbest things when I cum alone....perhaps one of the reasons that I don't come with others. ;->

Of course, I'm always saying whatever the pervy dude in my fantasy is saying as he comes....or I'm just grunting/whimpering

I notice that porn stars have a tendency to do that.

Man: Take this cock!
Woman: Yeah, take this cock! Um, make me take it!

It used to turn me off, but now I realize they can't control it, which is hot.

Yeah, the original is no kinds of hot on my perv-o-meter. The re-make gets a bit of a twinge. I actually prefer the re-make because they cut the comedy routine with the cops. Also, I'm a sucker for the better production values in it. I'm not always that way about re-makes -- in fact, I'm rarely more fond of re-makes -- but this one was quite well done and the changes that they did make were ones I liked.

Sometimes remakes are just better.

 

[neci]

finished two minutes ago.
two fingers. middle and ring of right hand. listening to sounds of a dp video. eyes closed. clit is still sore from yesterday.
okay orgasm. nothing spectacular. nice lower body shake and tensing of thigh muscles. a good afternoon tension release.

 

[naughtycakes]

Sick in bed with a cold, in a bit of a haze, but still horny... I rubbed one out last night to a nasty porn clip with a lit story in another browser since my internet's so fucking slow and my pussy's at light speed... knew I'd rub one out this morning/afternoon... stayed in bed all day, had breakfast and coffee in bed, lunch and hot tea with lemon and honey... more watered-down tea, tepid water and lots of lemon... just rubbed another one out, opened my jacket to access my hard nipples through the white wife-beater, but I forgot... just slipped my index and middle fingers into the crease of my cunt, lined up nicely along my slit, barely rubbing my clit, just teasing the periphery of my hole... again I had some pics up on one browser, spanking porn in another - slow as a motherfuck to load, and "Anally Deflowering Sue...Ch.2"... took about thirty seconds and I was creaking like a door, my pelvis thrusting up and circling in solid, jerky motions... now what?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Sick in bed with a cold, in a bit of a haze, but still horny... I rubbed one out last night to a nasty porn clip with a lit story in another browser since my internet's so fucking slow and my pussy's at light speed... knew I'd rub one out this morning/afternoon... stayed in bed all day, had breakfast and coffee in bed, lunch and hot tea with lemon and honey... more watered-down tea, tepid water and lots of lemon... just rubbed another one out, opened my jacket to access my hard nipples through the white wife-beater, but I forgot... just slipped my index and middle fingers into the crease of my cunt, lined up nicely along my slit, barely rubbing my clit, just teasing the periphery of my hole... again I had some pics up on one browser, spanking porn in another - slow as a motherfuck to load, and "Anally Deflowering Sue...Ch.2"... took about thirty seconds and I was creaking like a door, my pelvis thrusting up and circling in solid, jerky motions... now what?

my internet's so fucking slow and my pussy's at light speed

Gotta use this line. You're always giving me the best muse, inspiration and visuals for my erotic mind. I should just make a graphic novel about you, period.

 

[naughtycakes]

Gotta use this line. You're always giving me the best muse, inspiration and visuals for my erotic mind. I should just make a graphic novel about you, period.

Glad to be of help! We pervy, creative folk need to stick togetha! And I would be honored to inspire your work...

 

[Batch]

non wanking zone

 

[bridgeburner]

... again I had some pics up on one browser, spanking porn in another - slow as a motherfuck to load, and "Anally Deflowering Sue...Ch.2"... took about thirty seconds and I was creaking like a door, my pelvis thrusting up and circling in solid, jerky motions... now what?

Ah, one of my long time faves --- PowerOne. I'm not so much into his anal stories, but lord god above I've had many a wank to his tales about airport searches, boarding school girls and pastry chefs.

I don't know whether it's better to wish you healthy or to wish your internet speedier. '->

 

[naughtycakes]

Ah, one of my long time faves --- PowerOne. I'm not so much into his anal stories, but lord god above I've had many a wank to his tales about airport searches, boarding school girls and pastry chefs.

I don't know whether it's better to wish you healthy or to wish your internet speedier. '->

I like all his stuff, but "Bad Babysitter" is my favorite, closely followed by "Violet's Anal Training I & II"

Wish me a speedier internet 'cause I'm all good now. I wish you a violent and utterly satisfying wank.

 

[bridgeburner]

I like all his stuff, but "Bad Babysitter" is my favorite, closely followed by "Violet's Anal Training I & II"

Wish me a speedier internet 'cause I'm all good now. I wish you a violent and utterly satisfying wank.

Once again confirming my theory that jacking cures the common cold!

Hmmm...Bad Babysitter, that one must be new since the last time I checked his profile --- it's been ages. I'm off to have a look!

 

[miaction69]

watched bands all weekend - live music really juices me up
loud and throbbing rock music really gets inside my body
SO - Friday night i had great intentions of doing a nice solo act (had access to hotel room and wanted to leave the lights on - curtains open and do a vibrator workout) didn't get a chance to be alone in the room not even for 5 minutes.
Sat night - same again access to a hotel room but there with a friend (female) - and one man who thinks i'm quite vanilla (real tempted to opt for the bathroom and would have if my girlfriend wasn't there ) - so no chance again damn it....by now I'm real frustrated
Lucky for me - got home thismorning (really sticky & wet) to an empty house.
First thing I did was remove my skirt but i left my g string on and started fingering my slit on top of my panties til they were real wet....got the vibrator out (which i suspect someone else had taken a look at earlier - which turned me on more) I mouthed it (while I watched some porn) and then got on my knees in front of the bathroom mirror and rode it deep - it was covered in cum - took a bath and back to the computer for MORE - just did a repeat and will do again later tonight.....i'm so horny atm all day and night- must be ovulating

 

[htobeme5]

ovulating

love the warmness when a woman ovulates. Would love to hep fertilize your eggs.

 

[naughtycakes]

Twice in a row, once last night right before going to sleep and again this morning, a product of too much Russian spanking porn, thinking about the same thing, a variation on their theme.

A girl is tied down to a spanking bench, a heavy leather belt around her waist, leather bands buckled around her arms and thighs as well. She's crying and her pussy is dripping, her ass red. She's already been spanked, but the headmaster wants to fuck her ass now, so he's kneading her checks, separating them.

He takes some lube and, holding her ass apart with his other hand, slaps some onto her puckered little hole, she winces and her whole body bucks up. He spanks her asshole with two fingers, slapping at it, making obscene noises as his fingers connect with the skin around her anus, wet from the lube and her own juices.

Not sure what happens next, I mean, he's supposed to fuck her ass, but both times I got so turned on by this scenario that I came right then, stifling my grunts, eyes nearly popping out of their sockets.

The first time around, last night, I had to stop clawing at my cunt because I thought my head was going to explode. This morning, I figured the orgasm wouldn't be so intense. I was wrong.

 

[fluffPE]

Twice in a row, once last night right before going to sleep and again this morning, a product of too much Russian spanking porn, thinking about the same thing, a variation on their theme.

A girl is tied down to a spanking bench, a heavy leather belt around her waist, leather bands buckled around her arms and thighs as well. She's crying and her pussy is dripping, her ass red. She's already been spanked, but the headmaster wants to fuck her ass now, so he's kneading her checks, separating them.

He takes some lube and, holding her ass apart with his other hand, slaps some onto her puckered little hole, she winces and her whole body bucks up. He spanks her asshole with two fingers, slapping at it, making obscene noises as his fingers connect with the skin around her anus, wet from the lube and her own juices.

Not sure what happens next, I mean, he's supposed to fuck her ass, but both times I got so turned on by this scenario that I came right then, stifling my grunts, eyes nearly popping out of their sockets.

The first time around, last night, I had to stop clawing at my cunt because I thought my head was going to explode. This morning, I figured the orgasm wouldn't be so intense. I was wrong.

Gross!

 

[qqwweerrttyy]

Great group Jack and Jill. Thanks! mmm Such a good morning!

 

[Bacigalupo]

Twice in a row, once last night right before going to sleep and again this morning, a product of too much Russian spanking porn, thinking about the same thing, a variation on their theme.

A girl is tied down to a spanking bench, a heavy leather belt around her waist, leather bands buckled around her arms and thighs as well. She's crying and her pussy is dripping, her ass red. She's already been spanked, but the headmaster wants to fuck her ass now, so he's kneading her checks, separating them.

He takes some lube and, holding her ass apart with his other hand, slaps some onto her puckered little hole, she winces and her whole body bucks up. He spanks her asshole with two fingers, slapping at it, making obscene noises as his fingers connect with the skin around her anus, wet from the lube and her own juices.

Not sure what happens next, I mean, he's supposed to fuck her ass, but both times I got so turned on by this scenario that I came right then, stifling my grunts, eyes nearly popping out of their sockets.

The first time around, last night, I had to stop clawing at my cunt because I thought my head was going to explode. This morning, I figured the orgasm wouldn't be so intense. I was wrong.

You're neat.

 

[RickLovesErotic]

last night, and again this morning, watching some hot porn and wishing I was in the middle of the group!!!

 

[bridgeburner]

What? Have we been cursed? Is someone slipping a steady ration of saltpeter into our daily gruel?

Where are the jacks???

Where is my libido? I'm baffled by my frequent thoughts of sex and lasciviousness that somehow fail to translate into jacks.

 

[rosco rathbone]

What? Have we been cursed? Is someone slipping a steady ration of saltpeter into our daily gruel?

Where are the jacks???

Where is my libido? I'm baffled by my frequent thoughts of sex and lasciviousness that somehow fail to translate into jacks.

"our daily gruel"

lol, beebles.


I've been jacking as much as ever. Just too lazy to translate into verbiage.

 

[RickLovesErotic]

working on my second one of the morning!

 

[kara24]

Had a flash of inspiration and thought I would try out my electric toothbrush last night! (Not on my teeth) WOW what a good idea that was! (will have to get another one for my teeth now tho). Will defo be repeating that.

 

[naughtycakes]

Watching Spartacus - the series, not the old movie - and though it's not as good as Rome, it's still jackworthy, but I was tired and out of sorts and had to resort to my favorites on xhamster.... watched a few before I settled on this one, suppositoraliciousness: http://xhamster.com/movies/217590/a_caning_for_penny.html

 

[LotusDreamer]

Watching Spartacus - the series, not the old movie - and though it's not as good as Rome, it's still jackworthy, but I was tired and out of sorts and had to resort to my favorites on xhamster.... watched a few before I settled on this one, suppositoraliciousness: http://xhamster.com/movies/217590/a_caning_for_penny.html

*big hugz* and even *bigger smooches*

 

[naughtycakes]

*big hugz* and even *bigger smooches*

OMG, you gorgeous, sexy beast!

Big hugz & smooches back

 

[RickLovesErotic]

stroking slowly, licking all the precum off my fingers after i rub it all over my cock and head.
porn on another window and here on lit; getting all kinds of inspired

 

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