The Authors' Hangout National Nude Day Support Thread

[TxRad]

You call it sour grapes and I call it reality. The contests here are not fairly run and people like you and Dark have manipulated them to benefit you.

So be it. I can't be bothered. Still, it doesn't prevent me from calling you guys the cheaters that you are.

Further, I have no alts. Just me. I don't have to hide behind alts to say what I'm thinking.

You think that I have alts because you do. Not everyone has an alt.

As I've said many times before, I want credit for everything I write, good or bad. Ergo, no alts. Sorry to disappoint you.

To all of you mothers (lol), Happy Mother's Day to you.

Bullshit!

You keep saying you don't care about the contest, all you want to do is write. So why are you here posting at all?

As for alts, everyone knows who yours are even as the list grows.

As for me or Dark cheating, well, I can't speak for Dark but if I cheated to win a contest it wouldn't mean anything now would it? I don't need to cheat and no, laurel doesn't fix the contest either for any reason. If you think that, then you don't know anything about her.

So take your sour grapes and go have a nice lunch.

 

[scouries]

QUOTE db I'm drawing a complete blank for this contest, and don't really anticipate that changing.

Duh! Just do what you did in the last one – take 3000 or 4000 words from an old story, then change it a bit and submit it as a new one. Then suck up to the QUEEN.

QUOTE susieQ I'll be posting a minimum of 8 stories. Most are in different categories… You remind me of my son, hyper, but he's only 5-years-old… I like the contests because the stories stay in the public's eye longer. The contest motivates me to write more. Otherwise, I don't think I'd write at all.

SusieQ???
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WTgVY95Aaes/SW394HePK3I/AAAAAAAAEX0/kRy_KC5J0cI/s400/baby.jpg

Of course you like contest stories because they stay in the public’s eye longer. Everyone does.

But you’re being GREEDY! Like the 5 year old you talk about above.

Imagine for a moment my dear susieQ if everyone entered 8 or 10 or 12 entries in every contest . Or if every author entered every story they wrote that month in the contest to get around the waiting times and so that they’d be in the public’s eye longer. We’d havve contests with up to 2000 entriies!

So in fact you’re doing something that’s untenable if everyone did it. And you know it. So what you’re doing young lady is trying to greedily hog the spotlight. You’re a very bad sport.

So enter your 8 (or 10 or 12) stories on the site my dear.

Just don’t enter them all in the contest! Enter the best one in the contest and the rest in the normal manner. Show some maturity and act for once like an adult and work to improve the site and its contest system, not hurt it.

james r scouries

 

[TxRad]

I left your reply over at the first place you posted this crap.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Bullshit!

You keep saying you don't care about the contest, all you want to do is write. So why are you here posting at all?

As for alts, everyone knows who yours are even as the list grows.

As for me or Dark cheating, well, I can't speak for Dark but if I cheated to win a contest it wouldn't mean anything now would it? I don't need to cheat and no, laurel doesn't fix the contest either for any reason. If you think that, then you don't know anything about her.

So take your sour grapes and go have a nice lunch.

Hey, chill queenie, it's mother's day. Shouldn't you be out having sex with your mother?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

QUOTE db I'm drawing a complete blank for this contest, and don't really anticipate that changing.

Duh! Just do what you did in the last one – take 3000 or 4000 words from an old story, then change it a bit and submit it as a new one. Then suck up to the QUEEN.

QUOTE susieQ I'll be posting a minimum of 8 stories. Most are in different categories… You remind me of my son, hyper, but he's only 5-years-old… I like the contests because the stories stay in the public's eye longer. The contest motivates me to write more. Otherwise, I don't think I'd write at all.

SusieQ???
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WTgVY95Aaes/SW394HePK3I/AAAAAAAAEX0/kRy_KC5J0cI/s400/baby.jpg

Of course you like contest stories because they stay in the public’s eye longer. Everyone does.

But you’re being GREEDY! Like the 5 year old you talk about above.

Imagine for a moment my dear susieQ if everyone entered 8 or 10 or 12 entries in every contest . Or if every author entered every story they wrote that month in the contest to get around the waiting times and so that they’d be in the public’s eye longer. We’d havve contests with up to 2000 entriies!

So in fact you’re doing something that’s untenable if everyone did it. And you know it. So what you’re doing young lady is trying to greedily hog the spotlight. You’re a very bad sport.

So enter your 8 (or 10 or 12) stories on the site my dear.

Just don’t enter them all in the contest! Enter the best one in the contest and the rest in the normal manner. Show some maturity and act for once like an adult and work to improve the site and its contest system, not hurt it.

james r scouries

I've already suggested it, Boss, but he wouldn't respond. I think he's out having sex with his mother. It is Mother's Day, you know.

Oh, and thank you for the check. You are most generous.

 

[TxRad]

Hey, chill queenie, it's mother's day. Shouldn't you be out having sex with your mother?

Not this year, my mom's over having sex with yours.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Not this year, my mom's over having sex with yours.

Sorry, but I'm an orphan.

Further, I can't believe you'd disrespect your mother in that way. Shame on you. If I had mother, I'd never say anything as nasty that my mom was having lesbian sex with another woman.

What is wrong with you? Does your mother know that you say mean and nasty things about her?

Is it because she cut you out of the will because you are such a weirdo? Is that it? You're pissed off at your mother because she won't continue to support you? Get a job you lazy bastard. Go out and work for a living.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Bullshit!

You keep saying you don't care about the contest, all you want to do is write. So why are you here posting at all?

As for alts, everyone knows who yours are even as the list grows.

As for me or Dark cheating, well, I can't speak for Dark but if I cheated to win a contest it wouldn't mean anything now would it? I don't need to cheat and no, laurel doesn't fix the contest either for any reason. If you think that, then you don't know anything about her.

So take your sour grapes and go have a nice lunch.

By the way, the sour grapes thing is getting old. Is that the best you have? For someone who writes stories and even cheated to win a few contests, you'd think that you could come up with better insults than that.

You're as bad as the pilot. All he talks about are the two E-book covers that I display. I think he's jealous that my covers are better than his covers.

 

[TxRad]

By the way, the sour grapes thing is getting old. Is that the best you have? For someone who writes stories and even cheated to win a few contests, you'd think that you could come up with better insults than that.

You're as bad as the pilot. All he talks about are the two E-book covers that I display. I think he's jealous that my covers are better than his covers.

No his covers are for real books, yours are fake.

So you're an orphan in one thread and laying flowers at your mothers grave in another? You can't even keep the lies straight.

As for my mother she's been dead for years but if she were alive she'd laugh her ass off at the idiot you are.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

No his covers are for real books, yours are fake.

So you're an orphan in one thread and laying flowers at your mothers grave in another? You can't even keep the lies straight.

As for my mother she's been dead for years but if she were alive she'd laugh her ass off at the idiot you are.

Actually, if you knew anything about orphans, we lay flowers on Mother's Day at the Unknown Mother's Grave.

You're such a moron.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

No his covers are for real books, yours are fake.

So you're an orphan in one thread and laying flowers at your mothers grave in another? You can't even keep the lies straight.

As for my mother she's been dead for years but if she were alive she'd laugh her ass off at the idiot you are.

Actually, my covers are just as real as his covers. Both are for E-books, not really books, electronic books. The only way you can hold them in your hand is to print them out and bind them yourself.

The pilot can have the E-book market. I wish him well.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Even though Scouries hasn't invited me, I will probably enter this year's Nude Day Contest. I have actually written the story, and it might be considered a chapter in a long story, but I think of it as a stand alone story in a series. This will be the first theme contest I have entered this year.

When people were defining "punter" why did nobody say it's a football player who kicks the ball to the other side after his team has decided that is the best strategy.

Elfie, to answer the question you asked about the Survivors' Contest and nobody answered yet, there is a five point bonus for the first story entered by a survivalist in a theme contest and a thirty point bonus if the writer enters all six contests. A story in a theme contest can earn the five points and subsequent stories in the contest can be allocated to the other appropriate categories.

 

[oggbashan]

On the rails

This thread is about entering the contest and encouraging people to write one or more stories for National Nude Day.

It also covers disagreements about the Contest and Voting systems but those discussions are a diversion from the main purpose - encouraging ourselves to write.

Get Naked and Dirty - soon!

Og

 

[Handley_Page]

When people were defining "punter" why did nobody say it's a football player who kicks the ball to the other side after his team has decided that is the best strategy.

Probably because the player KICKS the ball, rather than 'punting' it,
(unless this is some obscure piece of American Football arcana).

 

[oggbashan]

Probably because the player KICKS the ball, rather than 'punting' it,
(unless this is some obscure piece of American Football arcana).

Rugby players "punt" the ball in certain situations.

Og

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Rugby players "punt" the ball in certain situations.

Og

Og, unless you're a naked rugby player playing a naked Nude Day rugby game, let's keep the comments on topic.

Gees. I'm tired of reminding you people to focus on the topic at hand, Nude Day stories.

Actually, now that I think of it, a Nude Day nake rugby game with women instead of men is a great idea for a story.

I can just see the naked women, hunched over in a huddle with their tits hangning down in the middle of the cirle and with their asses and pussies exposed to the perverts, I mean, rugby fans. Wow.

Thanks for the idea, Og

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Not this year, my mom's over having sex with yours.

pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Boxlicker101
When people were defining "punter" why did nobody say it's a football player who kicks the ball to the other side after his team has decided that is the best strategy.

Probably because the player KICKS the ball, rather than 'punting' it,
(unless this is some obscure piece of American Football arcana).

No, the player kicks the ball in a certain way and it is called "punting" to distinguish it from dropkicking or kicking a ball that is held in place for the purpose of scoring or kicking the ball off the ground to start or resume the game.

On a team roster, the player is called a "punter."

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

pics or it didn't happen.

What is wrong with you? Have you no shame? Have you sense of decorum? Didn't your mother teach you anything?

You act as if this is a porn site. Oh, sorry, it is a porn site.

I'm so used to the pilot telling me that this is a literary site that sometimes I forget this is Literotica, instead of the New Yorker.

Please forgive my intrusion. As you were. Please continue with your vile comments about my mother having sex with TxRad's mother.

This may make for an interesting Nude Day story.

"All this time, I thought our mothers were baking cookies, but they were there, behind closed doors, having lesbian sex, while our fathers worked at the mine. I stood on my friends shoulders to peep at them through the window and sure enough, there was my Mom with TxRad's Mom. They were lying on the bed naked, while moaning and touching one another. Scouries was hiding in the closet taking pictures and Dark Boy was sitting at my Mom's computer writing a story about the whole thing."

Gees, this could be a best seller. I think we're on to something here.

 

[oggbashan]

Quiz question - on topic

Saturday evening 14 teams of eight people were competing in a Wine and Wisdom event to raise money for a local charity.

One question every team got right:

"What is the most popular team sport at nudist camps?"

Answer, which every team got:

Volleyball.

The question NOT asked.

"WHY is volleyball the most popular team sport at nudist camps?"

I think I know the answer. What would your answer be?

Og

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Saturday evening 14 teams of eight people were competing in a Wine and Wisdom event to raise money for a local charity.

One question every team got right:

"What is the most popular team sport at nudist camps?"

Answer, which every team got:

Volleyball.

The question NOT asked.

"WHY is volleyball the most popular team sport at nudist camps?"

I think I know the answer. What would your answer be?

Og

Much like jumping nude on a trampoline, much like a naked gymnast doing floor exercises, much like watching a naked woman running towards you in the meadow, the act of watching a woman playing volleyball, her tits bouncing up and down and side to side, her ass cheeks moving so much like firm Jello, and the flush redness to her face, makes me think about having hot sex with her.

But...the real answer is Volleyball is the most popular team sport at a nudist camp because you only need a ball and a net. You don't need any equipment.

I still like the first answer of a naked woman bouncing her tits. Wow.

And yet, another great idea for a Nude Day story, Og.

"I couldn't believe it when she stripped off her clothes. Then, all the women stripped off their clothes, my Mom, my aunts, my sisters, and my cousins were all naked. I couldn't believe my eyes. Then, they grabbed the one item that completed my fantasy, a volleyball. Wow!"

"Freddie, breakfast is ready."

"Damn, just when I was getting to the best part of the dream, my mother calls me."

 

[TxRad]

Nude volley ball in the pool is even more fun during the hot part of the summer. Easy to cool off. It also keeps delicate bits from getting skinned up when you dive for a ball that's headed for the ground.

Actually, nude horseshoes is a more popular game with the older set.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

What is wrong with you? Have you no shame? Have you sense of decorum? Didn't your mother teach you anything?

You act as if this is a porn site. Oh, sorry, it is a porn site.

I'm so used to the pilot telling me that this is a literary site that sometimes I forget this is Literotica, instead of the New Yorker.

Please forgive my intrusion. As you were. Please continue with your vile comments about my mother having sex with TxRad's mother.

This may make for an interesting Nude Day story.

"All this time, I thought our mothers were baking cookies, but they were there, behind closed doors, having lesbian sex, while our fathers worked at the mine. I stood on my friends shoulders to peep at them through the window and sure enough, there was my Mom with TxRad's Mom. They were lying on the bed naked, while moaning and touching one another. Scouries was hiding in the closet taking pictures and Dark Boy was sitting at my Mom's computer writing a story about the whole thing."

Gees, this could be a best seller. I think we're on to something here.

as i said, pics ...

 

[scouries]

[size=+3]dear mr boxlicker[/size]

http://forum.literotica.com/image.php?u=207952&dateline=1267993463

Of course you’re invited to enter. As a top 100 Favorite, a SURVIVOR prize winner, as a rumored 1000+ VOTE CLUB member, and as an expert poster on a variety of subjects, you are just the kind of person we’re looking for.

[size=+2]2010 NUDE DAY CONTEST[/size]​

Come on down, (but just one entry please),

james r scouries

 

[geronimo_appleby]

[size=+3]dear mr boxlicker[/size]

http://forum.literotica.com/image.php?u=207952&dateline=1267993463

Of course you’re invited to enter. As a top 100 Favorite, a SURVIVOR prize winner, as a rumored 1000+ VOTE CLUB member, and as an expert poster on a variety of subjects, you are just the kind of person we’re looking for.

[size=+2]2010 NUDE DAY CONTEST[/size]​

Come on down, (but just one entry please),

james r scouries

invites? what about us low-life pieces of shit? do we need invites? i think i'm going to encourage some of me GB friends in here.