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AlienBeauty said:
I know how hard it is to get everyone but most times you do i am very bad with this .. :)

was a nice evening cut a small cake ..was my son birthday .. and we had fish and chip for dinner (no cooking :D) and now relaxing will be a busy friday doctor app..for friday and later at night we talking a friend with her family for dinner for my son birthday i thought friday night was best and leave saturday for everyone to do other plans or relax..
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I hope G has a great weekend enjoying his birthday & Doctor is only full of good news for you.
 
Gil_T2 said:
Getting there A.Beauty ,slowly with BANDIT's:heart: love & care.

Nice to see you as always & hope we can organise to catch up again soon.
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that will be nice .. when you feel better and you both have few hours free on a weekend just enough for a coffee only ..
 
leaving again i feel hungry :D

maybe have a coffee and cookies for now i dont feel making any big breakfast at 5:40am:eek:

everyone enjoy the weekend.:kiss::kiss::kiss:
 
Well I'm finally tired again so will have to catch up later today, have a great day everyone. :D
 
AlienBeauty said:
leaving again i feel hungry :D

maybe have a coffee and cookies for now i dont feel making any big breakfast at 5:40am:eek:

everyone enjoy the weekend.:kiss::kiss::kiss:
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Bye & mine is white no sugar, I'm sweet enough & just one cookie to keep my blood sugar up.
 
My son is in Switzerland at the moment, he's due to fly home to NZ this weekend but with the volcano going off in Iceland and some airports closed in Europe there could be problems :confused:

His hotel has internet access so I'm going to email him and see what's going on.....
 
Men's Pearls of Wisdom:

1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'

5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.

6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

8.. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.

10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.......

15.. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't..

16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

17. Despite the old saying, ' Don 't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!!
 
rasher said:
Men's Pearls of Wisdom:

1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'

5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.

6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

8.. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.

10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.......

15.. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't..

16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

17. Despite the old saying, ' Don 't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!!
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Is there a hidden theme to why you posted this Rasher?
 
rasher said:
nuh no hidden theme as you put it Gil,i thought it was funny i guess you dont think it is.
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Yeah I did think it funny, just wondered as it isn't like your normal posts on here, maybe we all should add some giggles to the thread to liven it up a bit.

See you & ICR tonight.
 
Bandit58 said:
My son is in Switzerland at the moment, he's due to fly home to NZ this weekend but with the volcano going off in Iceland and some airports closed in Europe there could be problems :confused:

His hotel has internet access so I'm going to email him and see what's going on.....
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{{{{{{Bandit}}}}}} :kiss: :heart: I'm hoping you've gotten some good news from him. I just read this. I'm so sorry sweetie. Keeping him and you in my thoughts and prayers.
 
rasher said:
Men's Pearls of Wisdom:

1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'

5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.

6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

8.. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.

10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.......

15.. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't..

16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

17. Despite the old saying, ' Don 't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!!
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{{{{{Rasher}}}}}} :kiss: :heart:

Those are great! Thank you for sharing them. Hope your weekend is a grand one.
 
Gil_T2 said:
Is there a hidden theme to why you posted this Rasher?
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{{{{{{Gil}}}}}} :kiss: :heart: Nice to see you. :) Maybe he feels we are just all a tad too serious here.

Hope the weather and all is agreeing with you for the weekend.
 
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