The Jews and the Irish

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[semen4her]

Your concern about my credibility is touching but it assumes that I give a rats ass what you or most of the other high profile GB posters think; you seem to have a problem with projecting your social fears onto others.

Who is Cade?

Welcome to the douche bag who is SeanH.

You should see how he handles break ups. He makes all sorts of 'conditions'.

He's a twat.

 

[Sean]

Those that show up on Friday night under the influence.

Name my alts.

 

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[Luk]

c'mon those 1,157 jokes about poop are classic and of the 2,312 dick jokes are equally brilliant. the 1,287 were he implies all women whose opinion differs from his own is a lesbian aren't quite as good, but it's all solid stuff none the less.

He's left the needle dick jokes alone for a while and replaced them with equally lame fat jokes.

Which is ironic considering he has a beer belly.

 

[pointless]

He's left the needle dick jokes alone for a while and replaced them with equally lame fat jokes.

Which is ironic considering he has a beer belly.

fat jokes? brilliant! the man is truly a marvel to behold.

 

[The Mutt]

The Irish are the only ethnic group it is still "legal" to make fun of in America.

Just a couple of years ago, I saw a national news anchor tell the "Irish 7 Course Dinner" joke on the Tonight Show. Everyone laughed. Nothing was said the next day. Nobody got fired.

Imagine if he had said that a "Black 7 Course Dinner" was a watermelon and a six pack. He'd have been fired before his lips stopped moving.

But you know what? I don't care. Why? Because we don't care.

Let everyone else freak out over sports teams being called The Ragin' Cajuns, or The Redskins. Call us The Fighting Irish all you want. No big deal.

Why?

I think your Mom said it best when she said, "Mmmrrrgllbrrlgghh."

Because my cock was in her mouth.

 

[Sean]

Someone poked me! It must be because the British tortured me!

 

[KRCummings]

Alright, we'll take the niggers and the chinks... but not the Irish! ...

 

[Sean]

Alright, we'll take the niggers and the chinks... but not the Irish! ...

Yep. You couldn't make that joke unless you were...

 

[Oprah]

Name my alts.

A never ending list

 

[NoFatChicks]

IrishSpring?

 

[Sean]

Thanks for the bump, Cade.

Am I the only one that thinks the similarities are funny? I remember once in a pub in New Ross, I said the Irish were the Jews of Western Europe. The Irish diaspora is as big as the Jewish one. Of course, being Irish, most of the people around me were racists and anti semites, so this didn't go down at all well.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Good lads, the Irish.

 

[Sean]

Good lads, the Irish.

Ha! My sis was thinking of moving over there so she went over for a couple of weeks to check out schools for the kids, houses, that kind of thing. She came back and said "that country is a total fucking armpit!"
She's moved to Arkansas now. You know somewhere must be shit if Arkansas is a better choice.

 

[Guest]

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[Sean]

If your ever in Ireland look me up, we can go to the pub and you can repeat your earlier statement.

Would add extra life insurance/health insurance thou...but you dont have to.

All my family are Irish. I spent five years living there at the height of the Celtic tiger. I know what of which I speak.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Ha! My sis was thinking of moving over there so she went over for a couple of weeks to check out schools for the kids, houses, that kind of thing. She came back and said "that country is a total fucking armpit!"
She's moved to Arkansas now. You know somewhere must be shit if Arkansas is a better choice.

Arkansas is about 90% Scots-Irish.

 

[Sean]

Arkansas is about 90% Scots-Irish.

Really? I've never been. I just remember it was the butt of every joke when I lived in the Great Satan. Some poll came out that put CA bottom of the league table for education, one of my clerks said, aghast, "you mean I have a worse education than people in Arkansas???"

 

[Shamanskiss]

Both define themselves by how badly the world has treated them.

Just struck me as funny.

Even funnier how they both colonised America ,
and they didn't even spot it .

 

[Left_Nut]

Those that show up on Friday night under the influence.

No shit.

 

[torchthebitch]

Yep. You couldn't make that joke unless you were...

Mel Brooks.

 

[Sean]

Mel Brooks.

Pretty much. And I was told the most offensive Jewish joke ever by a Jewish friend.

 

[torchthebitch]

Thanks for the bump, Cade.

Am I the only one that thinks the similarities are funny? I remember once in a pub in New Ross, I said the Irish were the Jews of Western Europe. The Irish diaspora is as big as the Jewish one. Of course, being Irish, most of the people around me were racists and anti semites, so this didn't go down at all well.

Which is why so many NAZIs moved to Ireland after WWII.