The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Tio_Narratore]

in a love seat with a whole lot of necking going on.

I put in a back seat.

and a whole lot of below-the-necking goes on.

I put in a king size futon...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and a whole lot of below-the-necking goes on.

I put in a king size futon...

and, it's quickly converted to an even Better Evening.

I put in a spark.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, it's quickly converted to an even Better Evening.

I put in a spark.

and the engine starts throbbing.

I put in a 5-speed box...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the engine starts throbbing.

I put in a 5-speed box...

And, I hold onto the shifty thingy and say, "Up is first and down is reverse, oh that's not the shifty thingy?"

I put in a trip around the block.

 

[Handley_Page]

And, I hold onto the shifty thingy and say, "Up is first and down is reverse, oh that's not the shifty thingy?"

I put in a trip around the block.

and, finding an empty garage with few lights, I explain the difference between a gear lever and the shifty-thingy. [ groan ]

I put in a good supply of cleaning stuff, condoms and foodstuffs.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and, finding an empty garage with few lights, I explain the difference between a gear lever and the shifty-thingy. [ groan ]

I put in a good supply of cleaning stuff, condoms and foodstuffs.

and, those are all great emergency items for your glove box, cuz ya never know when you'll get the craving.

I put in a lesson on folding a road map.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, those are all great emergency items for your glove box, cuz ya never know when you'll get the craving.

I put in a lesson on folding a road map.

and the book does not fold easily. Get a bigger glove box. Now - about those passionate kisses ?

I put in a really long, passionate snog.

 

[kimbalee]

and the book does not fold easily. Get a bigger glove box. Now - about those passionate kisses ?

I put in a really long, passionate snog.

... and the machine asks for a comprehensive definition of a "snog."

I put in a long awaited day off from work...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

... and the machine asks for a comprehensive definition of a "snog."

I put in a long awaited day off from work...

and the next day you find the work has taken time off from you.

I put in an independent income...

 

[kimbalee]

and the next day you find the work has taken time off from you.

I put in an independent income...

and the $$$ is greatly appreciated, as I venture out to purchase something extravagant.

I put in a dish of chocolate raspberry truffle ice cream...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and the $$$ is greatly appreciated, as I venture out to purchase something extravagant.

I put in a dish of chocolate raspberry truffle ice cream...

a'd it's devoured before the dish touches the table.

I put in a bowl of jasmine flavored yogurt...

 

[kimbalee]

a'd it's devoured before the dish touches the table.

I put in a bowl of jasmine flavored yogurt...

now that just sounds heavenly.

and you get a scented thank you note on lovely floral paper.

I put in a pony tail holder, a sharpie marker, and an art gum eraser that I just knocked off my desk...

 

[Austin8]

now that just sounds heavenly.

and you get a scented thank you note on lovely floral paper.

I put in a pony tail holder, a sharpie marker, and an art gum eraser that I just knocked off my desk...

and said *desk* is cleared for *other activities*

I put in a blankie and a Texas sunset

 

[kimbalee]

and said *desk* is cleared for *other activities*

I put in a blankie and a Texas sunset

and it's followed by talking til dawn under a Texas sky strewn with stars.

I put in a bunch of crabby patties...

 

[Austin8]

and it's followed by talking til dawn under a Texas sky strewn with stars.

I put in a bunch of crabby patties...

and get a sponge a starfish a squid a crab and a squirrel

I put in the secret recipe

 

[Handley_Page]

and get a sponge a starfish a squid a crab and a squirrel

I put in the secret recipe

and the oven stays cold (and keeps the secret).


I put in a jar of English Marmalade.

 

[kimbalee]

and the oven stays cold (and keeps the secret).


I put in a jar of English Marmalade.

and you get an English muffin to go along with it.

I put in a jar of Merlot jelly...

 

[Austin8]

and you get an English muffin to go along with it.

I put in a jar of Merlot jelly...

and young children as well as big kids lick there lips

I put in a doggie with bunny ears

 

[kimbalee]

and young children as well as big kids lick there lips

I put in a doggie with bunny ears

and you get a chocolate bunny with the ears bitten off.

I put in a "Grandma's Nut Roll..."

 

[Austin8]

and you get a chocolate bunny with the ears bitten off.

I put in a "Grandma's Nut Roll..."

and I cover up to protect my *nut roll* Yikes!

i put in a cat with a tutu and bunny tail

 

[kimbalee]

and I cover up to protect my *nut roll* Yikes!

i put in a cat with a tutu and bunny tail

hahahahha! shithead.

and you get back a fur ball that makes me sneeze. ACHOO!

I put in my waitress from the restaurant last night... in her bunny ears and bunny tail...

 

[Austin8]

hahahahha! shithead.

and you get back a fur ball that makes me sneeze. ACHOO!

I put in my waitress from the restaurant last night... in her bunny ears and bunny tail...

Oooh was it my favorite blonde cafe owner?

I put in something rising beneath the table

 

[kimbalee]

Oooh was it my favorite blonde cafe owner?

I put in something rising beneath the table

hahah, no, it wasn't.

and you get a surprise when she asks what it is, there, under the table.

I put in a dozen hard boiled eggs...

 

[Austin8]

hahah, no, it wasn't.

and you get a surprise when she asks what it is, there, under the table.

I put in a dozen hard boiled eggs...

ummm deviled eggs yum

and I show it to her

I put in a dill pickle

 

[Handley_Page]

ummm deviled eggs yum

and I show it to her

I put in a dill pickle

and find yourself in a real pickle with it.

I put in a pair of really good , HiFi, headphones