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Shallow, superficial, simplified. Much potential lost to a trite story. Nice costumes; underwhelming 3-D. Only the concluding flight of the metamorphosed caterpillar soared.
As a fan of Lewis Carroll it's hard to comment. I will simply say that I ADORED Helena Bonham Carter, she was fan-fucking-tabulous!
Anyone seen it? We went to see it today and I'm, let's say, underwhelmed. What say you?
Thank gawd! I feared I'd be reading some praise of this film. It was lazy, sloppy, utter hogwash! The most proof of this is when Alice first goes down the rabbit hole and the movie follows the book faithfully for a bout ten glorious minutes--it was interesting, exciting, cool.Shallow, superficial, simplified. Much potential lost to a trite story. Nice costumes; underwhelming 3-D.
I am pathetically grateful for a self-empowered female hero.
Welll... shee hut. And fuck.You would have to be living under the Taliban to see this Alice as a symbol of female self-empowerment.
Remember the old "destiny is a cop out?" Well, Alice is not the hero thanks to self-empowerment, choice and determination. She is "destined" to be the heroine and everything she does was meant to be. She is fated to do all this. And, luckily, there's a selfless MadHatter, a pretty white queen, etc, etc. around to drive her into doing what she meant to do. Hey, there is even the specter of her father to guide her--because mothers only want to force you to wear corsets and get married.
Only bold, creative, self-sacrificing men can guide a girl into becoming the heroine she refuses to be--but must be for the sake of all! *SIGH*
Verdad, you describe exactly the movie I was assuming we'd see.
*shrugs*
I am pathetically grateful for a self-empowered female hero, of course. Here's hoping for more of them. It would be amazing, to be able to pick and choose a bit.
Thank gawd! I feared I'd be reading some praise of this film.
Remember the old "destiny is a cop out?" Well, Alice is not the hero thanks to self-empowerment, choice and determination. She is "destined" to be the heroine and everything she does was meant to be. She is fated to do all this. And, luckily, there's a selfless MadHatter, a pretty white queen, etc, etc. around to drive her into doing what she meant to do. Hey, there is even the specter of her father to guide her--because mothers only want to force you to wear corsets and get married.
I said it recently and I'll say again, I'm thoroughly tired of monomyth-like stories, even in their better renditions and regardless of whether it's a male or a female hero, but I'm kind of at a loss as to alternative story structures. Any thoughts on that? What are they?
I believe Lewis Carroll might be a place to start.![]()
Indeedy!I suppose butchering of classics is nothing if not a time-honored Disney tradition.
I'm in agreement that following Carroll would have been a wise idea. One irony of the whole movie is that Alice is portrayed as a rebel, the one not wearing a corset, the creative misfit who thinks outside the rigid box. The reason this is ironic is because Alice in Wonderland is all about the fact that Alice keeps acting (or trying to act) like the rational adult in Wonderland (she is constantly arguing about what makes sense or what is proper), while Wonderland's inhabitants are the ones who are the wacky misfits with a fresh and different perspective. Carroll's message is that children (especially little girls) shouldn't want to grow up so fast.I said it recently and I'll say again, I'm thoroughly tired of monomyth-like stories, even in their better renditions and regardless of whether it's a male or a female hero, but I'm kind of at a loss as to alternative story structures. Any thoughts on that? What are they?
This. Oh, this.I'm in agreement that following Carroll would have been a wise idea. One irony of the whole movie is that Alice is portrayed as a rebel, the one not wearing a corset, the creative misfit who thinks outside the rigid box. The reason this is ironic is because Alice in Wonderland is all about the fact that Alice keeps acting (or trying to act) like the rational adult in Wonderland (she is constantly arguing about what makes sense or what is proper), while Wonderland's inhabitants are the ones who are the wacky misfits with a fresh and different perspective. Carroll's message is that children (especially little girls) shouldn't want to grow up so fast.
This is one of the reasons that I thought the writing for this movie was sloppy. Alice, from the beginning, is a "generic" rebel given token, and easy ways to be rebellious--like not wearing a corset or not wanting to marry the awful aristocrat. This is paper rebellion. It's easy for the audience to identify and cheer on her rebellion--we wouldn't want to marry that horrible guy either. She is a rebel who wants to rebel and we want her to rebel as well. All she really learns after being in Wonderland is to express her rebellious nature even more openly than not wearing a corset.
Bit whoop. Does this girl really need a trip down the rabbit hole and to slay a jabberwocky in order to say, "I'm not marrying this awful guy"?
Real rebellion which makes for a better plot, character arc--and forces the viewer to really have to think about the issue, requires difficult decisions. And true courage. The hero must be willing to pay a heavy price--not end up walking away from a bad, arranged marriage they didn't want in the first place and being rewarded with a free trip to China. What if, for example, Alice was being offered every little girl's dream. This marriage was to a handsome prince, and she was going to have wonderful friends and be the coolest girl in school? If, thanks to her adventure, she decides to reject all this and go in a different direction, one that is going to be honestly hard, then we have true rebellion. Not faux, token, sloppy-movie rebellion. The sort of rebellion that Lewis Carroll understood and advocated.
They could have updated Alice to make the "crazies" reflect modern day weirdness. And had Alice react as a "modern" adult to the weirdness.
Each of the characters in Alice embodied the features of the Victorian world so why not change the Queen to Ms Hillary and the mad hatter to Richard Pearl?
Disney being Disney doesn't want to offend anybody so it is unlikely we will see real satire in their movies.
Who would you have changed to whom in order to update the characters?
I'm in agreement that following Carroll would have been a wise idea. One irony of the whole movie is that Alice is portrayed as a rebel, the one not wearing a corset, the creative misfit who thinks outside the rigid box. The reason this is ironic is because Alice in Wonderland is all about the fact that Alice keeps acting (or trying to act) like the rational adult in Wonderland (she is constantly arguing about what makes sense or what is proper), while Wonderland's inhabitants are the ones who are the wacky misfits with a fresh and different perspective. Carroll's message is that children (especially little girls) shouldn't want to grow up so fast.
This is one of the reasons that I thought the writing for this movie was sloppy. Alice, from the beginning, is a "generic" rebel given token, and easy ways to be rebellious--like not wearing a corset or not wanting to marry the awful aristocrat. This is paper rebellion. It's easy for the audience to identify and cheer on her rebellion--we wouldn't want to marry that horrible guy either. She is a rebel who wants to rebel and we want her to rebel as well. All she really learns after being in Wonderland is to express her rebellious nature even more openly than not wearing a corset.
Bit whoop. Does this girl really need a trip down the rabbit hole and to slay a jabberwocky in order to say, "I'm not marrying this awful guy"?
Real rebellion which makes for a better plot, character arc--and forces the viewer to really have to think about the issue, requires difficult decisions. And true courage. The hero must be willing to pay a heavy price--not end up walking away from a bad, arranged marriage they didn't want in the first place and being rewarded with a free trip to China. What if, for example, Alice was being offered every little girl's dream. This marriage was to a handsome prince, and she was going to have wonderful friends and be the coolest girl in school? If, thanks to her adventure, she decides to reject all this and go in a different direction, one that is going to be honestly hard, then we have true rebellion. Not faux, token, sloppy-movie rebellion. The sort of rebellion that Lewis Carroll understood and advocated.
But that's the thing! When she falls down the Rabbit Hole the movie DOES follow the book faithfully for about 10 minutes. And it's GREAT! Riveting. Cool, neat, interesting, and exciting.I think it would have been very difficult for a director, even one as good as Burton, to bring off a movie that faithfully followed Lewis Carroll's book,
But that's the thing! When she falls down the Rabbit Hole the movie DOES follow the book faithfully for about 10 minutes. And it's GREAT! Riveting. Cool, neat, interesting, and exciting.
It's only when the movie takes that left turn into it's own, dull, badly-written monomythic story that you start to yawn and shake your head. He could have done it. He presents concrete evidence of that.
The most ironic thing here is that scared as we assume producers were that the movie would tank if it didn't have that dull generic story, the very fact that it was in 3-D, which people are going to see rather like going on a theme park ride, means that it would have probably been as much a success if it had kept to the book. Maybe more as the ride would have been a lot more interesting. And the ride is what matters in 3-D. Not the story.