[florida] things not to shave while driving

[silverwhisper]

courtesy of elsewhere...

short version: a woman caused an accident because her ex-husband was steering the vehicle from the passenger seat while she was trimming her bikini area. less short version here.

commentary: OK, she was trimming her bikini area because she was on her way to meet her boyfriend. so the ex-husband is apparently facilitating the matter? now that is a scary kind of whipped!

ed

 

[TypicalDeviant]

Not much of a surprise, it's Florida. Let's just say that there is a reason that Fark.com has a "Florida" tag.

 

[silverwhisper]

TD: yeah, that's why i actually titled the thread that way. but still...WTF?!

ed

 

[infinity706]

That sounds like something that might happen to me.

 

[Cathleen]

"They walk (and drive) among us."

 

[NippleMuncher]

I just saw this elsewhere. Pretty friggin' scary what folks will do behind the wheel!

This sounds like it should be a Darwin runner-up runner-up!

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

wtfmate?

 

[Wizard]

courtesy of elsewhere...

short version: a woman caused an accident because her ex-husband was steering the vehicle from the passenger seat while she was trimming her bikini area. less short version here.

commentary: OK, she was trimming her bikini area because she was on her way to meet her boyfriend. so the ex-husband is apparently facilitating the matter? now that is a scary kind of whipped!

ed

I love it!!!

 

[bailadora]

This sounds like it should be a Darwin runner-up runner-up!

LOL - I had the same thought!

 

[NippleMuncher]

This reminds me of a documentary on weird sex acts that have landed folks in the hospital. I tried to find it on youtube, no joy so far.

Ones I can remember:

1 - Wet cement up the bum
2 - swallowing doll heads because the guy liked to masturbate while pooping them
3 - screwing the pool skimmer and getting his wang stuck

 

[bailadora]

This reminds me of a documentary on weird sex acts that have landed folks in the hospital. I tried to find it on youtube, no joy so far.

Ones I can remember:

1 - Wet cement up the bum
2 - swallowing doll heads because the guy liked to masturbate while pooping them
3 - screwing the pool skimmer and getting his wang stuck

Damn, Nip - I've said it before and I'll say it again - you really need to post a warning! Snorting my beverage through my nose due to laughing hurts!

 

[NippleMuncher]

[/B]Damn, Nip - I've said it before and I'll say it again - you really need to post a warning! Snorting my beverage through my nose due to laughing hurts!

Just doing my small part to bring a ray of sunshine into a dreary world.

Let's hope it wasn't a rum and Pepsi (my personal fav ) because that is alcohol abuse and that's just wrong!

 

[bailadora]

Just doing my small part to bring a ray of sunshine into a dreary world.

Let's hope it wasn't a rum and Pepsi (my personal fav ) because that is alcohol abuse and that's just wrong!

LOL - depends on the rum. It's it's cheap rum,eh - well not so abusive. If it's Pyrat XO Special Reserve Rum, then it doesn't need a mixer as it's smooth enough to sip on it's own. Snortng that would be abusive indeed!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

LOL

Best thread title I've seen in quite a while.

 

[Luna_Bella]

ever heard of the guy doing his patio table lol he had found a new use to the hole for the umbrella except he was allergic to a substance in the table coating and his penis swelled up(more so then usual) so he was stuck butt naked on his patio, stuck in his table until a neighbor called the police for the public indecency , the cops then called paramedics.....

 

[meop79]

roflmao... what will they think of next?

I once saw someone driving down the road in heavy traffic on a 7 lane street reading the newspaper. To this day I'm not clear on how he was managing it...

 

[nerk]

LOL - depends on the rum. It's it's cheap rum,eh - well not so abusive. If it's Pyrat XO Special Reserve Rum, then it doesn't need a mixer as it's smooth enough to sip on it's own. Snortng that would be abusive indeed!

you have good taste.

what i don't understand is why didn't she just let the ex shave her? or even better, let him drive?

and no darwin award if they survive. You win by removing yourself from the gene pool.

(12 April 2008, Florida) Traffic was moving slowly on southbound I-95. Shawn M. had recently left a Pompano Beach bar, and now he was stuck in traffic. As the saying goes, you don't buy beer--you just rent it, and Shawn couldn't wait another moment to relieve himself. "I need to take a leak," he told his friends.

Traffic was deadlocked, so the waterlogged man climbed out, put his hand on the divider, and jumped over the low concrete wall... only to fall 65 feet to his death. "He probably thought there was a road, but there wasn't," said a Fort Lauderdale police spokesman. The car was idling on an overpass above the railroad lines.

His mother shared her thoughts. "Shawn didn't do a whole lot for a living. He got along on his charm, just like his father."

Though his death was tragic, Shawn's downfall proves the old adage: Look before you leak!