Steak and a BJ Day

Now that tickles me cos in the UK tomorrow is Mother's Day. Hope nobody confuses the two....

I just found this out tonight. Funny cause I know it's always before my birthday, but I never remember when.

Anyway, if I was a mother, I'd want to spend my special day eating steak and giving blow jobs....course I'd spend everyday that way if I could.
 
I just found this out tonight. Funny cause I know it's always before my birthday, but I never remember when.

Anyway, if I was a mother, I'd want to spend my special day eating steak and giving blow jobs....course I'd spend everyday that way if I could.

Well yeah! Is there any better kind of day? :D
 
I never knew about this most nifty holiday and apparently its tomorrow. So I have to share with others who may enjoy Steak and a Blow Job day.
http://www.steakandbjday.com/
Well, the date is March 14th, just for clarification. I noticed you posted your OP yesterday. Not to complain, but just because I know some guys won't want to miss their chance at this.

And because the human male appendage has a slang name of tube steak, I guess this day will be one of juicy flat steak and juicy tube steak. Personally, I don't have anyone to help me with this second item, but I can help myself with the first.

And, I guess I could just stop some unsuspecting woman on the street and ask her, "madam, are you aware of what day this is?" Of course, I'll probably get slugged, but you never know...it could come out to my advantage.




No...probably not.:rolleyes:

To those with the chance it might actually happen, happy Steak and BJ day! And think of me and the other guys who don't have a SO or a pyl to assist in making the day memorable.

Maybe I could go to the store and buy some steak sauce and go through the check out lane of that little cute blond. I could bring up the topic while she's pressing the buttons on the register, "I guess you're wondering why I'm just purchasing a bottle of steak sauce." :D
 
I was just informed that it is now officially the day...I guess a bj will be expected once someone gets off Farmville!
 
Maybe not your kind of BDSM. :cattail:
It's a sad state of affairs when blowjobs are relegated to special holiday gift status. Can't say I know any males who'd find that a tolerable condition.

ETA - What's up with the cat?
 
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It's a sad state of affairs when blowjobs are relegated to special holiday gift status. Can't say I know any males who'd find that a tolerable condition.

And not just the men. *pouts and stomps my feet a bit* I want to give him blowjobs every day!
 
It's a sad state of affairs when blowjobs are relegated to special holiday gift status. Can't say I know any males who'd find that a tolerable condition.

ETA - What's up with the cat?

I could see some male pyls getting off on denial and then a reward day. Once a year is kind of extreme, of course. I was just making the point that in an F-Domme relationship, a blow job could be treated as a reward or gift. That's not my relationship or roscoe's, but it might be someone else's.
 
And not just the men. *pouts and stomps my feet a bit* I want to give him blowjobs every day!
That's the spirit!

I could see some male pyls getting off on denial and then a reward day. Once a year is kind of extreme, of course. I was just making the point that in an F-Domme relationship, a blow job could be treated as a reward or gift. That's not my relationship or roscoe's, but it might be someone else's.
Oh, yeah. I guess you're right.
 
And not just the men. *pouts and stomps my feet a bit* I want to give him blowjobs every day!

I'm with you.

Why limit it to just one day?

Hell, why limit it to just once a day?

There is something increadibly hot about having to be pulled off his cock by my hair.
 
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