voluptuary_manque
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I don't believe in games of 'chance'. If I can't monkey the odds, what fun is it? I admit, that is why the casino operators keep taking the screwdriver away from me . . .
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No, I need you to teach me HOW to play!
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And if you got two PMs or two emails, it means pleaz and myself got all mixed up and forgot which one of us was doing which one of you.
Or something.
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Not sure how much I can teach you a just a few weeks but it will be a lot of fun trying. But teaching strip poker is a lot more fun with other, we need others!!![]()
Damn, you didn't both do me.
I usually have beginner's luck. Maybe I'll wait to learn.![]()
You didn't come over so I could do you.
Poker has many sexual innuendos too....
All In
Big Slick
One Eyed Jack
Kings Over Queens
Over the Top
Under the Gun
Move the Button
Folds
In the Hole
Riding the Wave
Pocket Rockets
On the Felt
Big Stack
Blow your Wad
Donkey ok that's only in Tiajuana
And I suppose you want all of that in a game of stud?I'd like a ~One Eyed Jack~~In The Hole~ so I can be ~Riding The Wave~ while using a ~Pocket Rocket~ and you can ~Blow Your Wad~
Please.
Thank you.
And I suppose you want all of that in a game of stud?
Of course. I'm ~All In~.
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I'd like a ~One Eyed Jack~~In The Hole~ so I can be ~Riding The Wave~ while using a ~Pocket Rocket~ and you can ~Blow Your Wad~
Please.
Thank you.
Perv...
Hope you are feeling better *hugs*