this required research?

[voluptuary_manque]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35540957/ns/health-skin_and_beauty/

 

[LaRocha]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35540957/ns/health-skin_and_beauty/

"optimally designed females" haha. if i said that anywhere I'd get destroyed. for real though, optimally designed females don't look like megan fox or angelina jolie.

 

[oggbashan]

It sounds as if the research might have been sponsored by the cosmetic surgeons interested in marketing their fat-redistribution work.

The perfect rear could belong to the biggest asshole.

Og

 

[3113]

It sounds as if the research might have been sponsored by the cosmetic surgeons interested in marketing their fat-redistribution work.

Yes. I don't think you have to worry, VM, that any tax or university or even science dollars were wasted on this. From what the article said, this was funded by plastic surgeons wanting to show women that, yes, it is worth it to cosmetically improve one's butt.

You're right it's a "duh" sort of statement, but I'm sure there are women out there who were on the fence about perking-up their assets, and maybe the research has decided them.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I just wonder how many tax dollars were spent, if any, on find out what every man knows implicitly.

 

[mynameisben]

"optimally designed females" haha. if i said that anywhere I'd get destroyed. for real though, optimally designed females don't look like megan fox or angelina jolie.

I found this one to be rather amusing, too:

". . . women without optimal design should just hang up their mating towel," Platek added.


Huh? When did women start getting mating towels?

It may be time to head over to the Rinse & Spin and do a little research of my own. I've always gone a little weak watching sub-optimally designed women folding their downy fresh towels. Now, I think I know why.

 

[3113]

I just wonder how many tax dollars were spent, if any, on find out what every man knows implicitly.

As said, it would appear that not a cent of tax dollars went into this, so you can stop fuming and writing your representative. It appears this was financed by plastic surgeons to talk women into getting their butts cosmetically enhanced.

". . . women without optimal design should just hang up their mating towel," Platek added.

HA! Like a flat female butt is going to stop a guy from wanting to have sex with it. If a bunch of young, healthy women walk into a bar willing and ready to have sex, the one with the sexy butt probably will have her choice and guys fighting over her. But rest assured, not one of her skinny-butted friends are going to go home alone.

Anyone who says that women without optimal design should hang up their mating towels has seriously underestimated not the female but the male of the species. It's gonna take a lot more than a less-than-optimal design to keep a man from wanting to mate with a woman.

 

[Stella_Omega]

"mating towel"

what is that-- a high-end jizz-rag?

That article is a classic bit of pseudo-scientific snake oil, a mish-mash of barely-understood jargon.

But still-- a beautiful butt is a joy forever.

 

[Goldie Munro]

Wonder what research into what the 'optimal male body design' for women would be?

 

[Handley_Page]

Also worth looking at:-

Guys who check out the sexy female models in so-called lad magazines such as Maxim have more body-image problems than their pals, a new study finds:-

http://www.livescience.com/culture/081107-guy-magazines.html

 

[Stella_Omega]

Wonder what research into what the 'optimal male body design' for women would be?

Depends on who is sponsoring it!

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

I'm not sure what optimal design is, but I know what women I like to look at. I can list 'em off: Penelope Cruz, Monica Bellucci, Asia Argento, Helen Mirren. All of 'em are shaped totally differently, so I don't know how these silly theories apply. I just know I feel good when I look at these women.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I'm not sure what optimal design is, but I know what women I like to look at. I can list 'em off: Penelope Cruz, Monica Bellucci, Asia Argento, Helen Mirren. All of 'em are shaped totally differently, so I don't know how these silly theories apply. I just know I feel good when I look at these women.

You are the Plastic Surgeon's bane.

 

[oggbashan]

Depends on who is sponsoring it!

If sponsored by Budweiser?

Or McDonalds?

Jack Daniels?

Or Nike?

Og

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

You are the Plastic Surgeon's bane.

LOL!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Wonder what research into what the 'optimal male body design' for women would be?

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/standing_bear2_small.jpg

 

[3113]

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/standing_bear2_small.jpg

Hey, it's one of my fave male shapes. Big and cuddly

 

[Stella_Omega]

http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm47/haleyglasco/peacock.jpg

 

[Katyusha]

Gah!!

This explains everything. Absolutely everything.

 

[The_Fool]

Mating Towel. May that is what Douglass Adams meant.