The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Tio_Narratore]

and I place it on your tongue, Taste the bitterness

I put in two strong hands caressing your pretty ass

and two more encircle her breasts.

I put in a kiss, warm and long, on her left nipple...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and two more encircle her breasts.

I put in a kiss, warm and long, on her left nipple...

and, the right one cries out for some attention, too.

I put in a pierced earring.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, the right one cries out for some attention, too.

I put in a pierced earring.

and warms lips caress the earlobe while a tongue tugs gently on the dangling ring.

I put in a a massage for the right breast...

 

[Austin8]

and warms lips caress the earlobe while a tongue tugs gently on the dangling ring.

I put in a a massage for the right breast...

you go Tio! I must be torn away to pickle a batch of golden beets

I put in some in some 'O' champagne citrus vinegar

 

[YoursSINSerely]

you go Tio! I must be torn away to pickle a batch of golden beets

I put in some in some 'O' champagne citrus vinegar

and, that reminds me to drink my bottle of champagne in the refrigerator before that happens to mine, too.

I put in a flute.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, that reminds me to drink my bottle of champagne in the refrigerator before that happens to mine, too.

I put in a flute.

and Kokopeli appears to play it.

I put in a Pueblo Katchina Dance...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and Kokopeli appears to play it.

I put in a Pueblo Katchina Dance...

and, the elder Katchina chooses a woman from the crowd to share his food and his seed ........

I put in a terra cotta bowl.

 

[Austin8]

and, the elder Katchina chooses a woman from the crowd to share his food and his seed ........

I put in a terra cotta bowl.

and get a forcemeat terrine

I put in an afternoon at the Speedway GP

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and get a forcemeat terrine

I put in an afternoon at the Speedway GP

And, we are totally worn out from the zoom, zoom afternoon.

I put in a really neat stick.

 

[Handley_Page]

And, we are totally worn out from the zoom, zoom afternoon.

I put in a really neat stick.

and Austin keeps out of the way.

I put in a whittling knife.

 

[Austin8]

and Austin keeps out of the way.

I put in a whittling knife.

I get it out

I put in a wore out pen knife

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I get it out

I put in a wore out pen knife

and, I used it to slice open the carton of condoms.

I put in a baby carriage.

 

[Austin8]

and, I used it to slice open the carton of condoms.

I put in a baby carriage.

if you use *those* condoms youll need that pram!

I put in baby shower announcements for Bar

 

[YoursSINSerely]

if you use *those* condoms youll need that pram!

I put in baby shower announcements for Bar

And, holy, holy, holy, it's the immaculate conception all over again.

I put in a cross.

 

[Austin8]

And, holy, holy, holy, it's the immaculate conception all over again.

I put in a cross.

and i see it shining brightly in the machine, glowing even!

I put in a picture of Stephanie Izard

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and i see it shining brightly in the machine, glowing even!

I put in a picture of Stephanie Izard

and, it's been autographed by all the former Top Chef winners

I put in a black Sharpie.

 

[Zom_Dom]

and, it's been autographed by all the former Top Chef winners

I put in a black Sharpie.

And the vending machine is suddenly enveloped in pictograms and drawings similar to those found in ancient cave dwellings.

I put in some oil pastel crayons and a large tube of Bob Ross's favorite color, Cadmium White

 

[YoursSINSerely]

And the vending machine is suddenly enveloped in pictograms and drawings similar to those found in ancient cave dwellings.

I put in some oil pastel crayons and a large tube of Bob Ross's favorite color, Cadmium White

and, out comes a white canvas depicting the DC blizzard of 2010 with a teenie tiny picture of George Washington's wig in the corner.

I put in a pair of pastel colored undies.

 

[Zom_Dom]

and, out comes a white canvas depicting the DC blizzard of 2010 with a teenie tiny picture of George Washington's wig in the corner.

I put in a pair of pastel colored undies.

And you get a beautiful, tasteful semi-nude portrait in repose, done in pencil and charcoal.

I put in a dozen long stemmed blue roses in a crystal vase.

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

And you get a beautiful, tasteful semi-nude portrait in repose, done in pencil and charcoal.

I put in a dozen long stemmed blue roses in a crystal vase.

and it's a shame to see something beautiful wilt and die.

I put in a basket full of starters for an herb garden

 

[YoursSINSerely]

And you get a beautiful, tasteful semi-nude portrait in repose, done in pencil and charcoal.

I put in a dozen long stemmed blue roses in a crystal vase.

And, now when the tiny door opens on the vending machine, the sad scent escapes.

I put in a five dollar lottery ticket.
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And, three months later, I make a pot of spaghetti sauce.

I put in a pinch of sugar.

 

[Zom_Dom]

And, now when the tiny door opens on the vending machine, the sad scent escapes.

I put in a five dollar lottery ticket.
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And, three months later, I make a pot of spaghetti sauce.

I put in a pinch of sugar.

The sugar coated lottery ticket turns out to be winner, and you get a candy coated twenty dollar bill in return.

I put in a few chocolate coins, wrapped in gold foil.

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

The sugar coated lottery ticket turns out to be winner, and you get a candy coated twenty dollar bill in return.

I put in a few chocolate coins, wrapped in gold foil.

and I wonder if they came from Willy Wonka's Chocolate factory.

I put in a golden ticket!

 

[YoursSINSerely]

The sugar coated lottery ticket turns out to be winner, and you get a candy coated twenty dollar bill in return.

I put in a few chocolate coins, wrapped in gold foil.

And, the chocolate sucks, but the foil turns out to be real.

I put in a peppermint twist.
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And, we all get into the movie theater for free.

I put in a stolen kiss from the last row.

 

[Zom_Dom]

And, the chocolate sucks, but the foil turns out to be real.

I put in a peppermint twist.
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And, we all get into the movie theater for free.

I put in a stolen kiss from the last row.

(Is the chocolate in those coins ever good? )

And you get a long, soft spearmint sigh in return.

I put in a tub of popcorn, a few mugs of cocoa and several shots of 100 proof peppermint schnapps to share during the movie.