The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Austin8]

And you get back a few oil-cured tomatoes, stuffed with sausage, herbs and breadcrumbs, resting atop the parmasean risotto.

I put in a bottle of 2001 Sonnino de Renzis Sonnino Vin Santo to pair with it, and a few glasses for the table.

and we speak french and have wild wonton sex after a few bottles

I put in a buck skin loin cloth

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and we speak french and have wild wonton sex after a few bottles

I put in a buck skin loin cloth

and Longfellow's ghost intones The Song of Hiawatha as you walk along the shores of Gitchee Goomee.

I put in the inevitable conflation of Iroquoian and Algonkin cultural traditions in the minds of American Romantics...

 

[Austin8]

and Longfellow's ghost intones The Song of Hiawatha as you walk along the shores of Gitchee Goomee.

I put in the inevitable conflation of Iroquoian and Algonkin cultural traditions in the minds of American Romantics...

and the reservation legalizes gaming houses

I put in a watershed moment

 

[DeevaLicious]

and the reservation legalizes gaming houses

I put in a watershed moment

and it comes in the form of a K.D. Lang song I Dream of Spring

I put in a bottle of wine but no corkscrew to open it..

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and it comes in the form of a K.D. Lang song I Dream of Spring

I put in a bottle of wine but no corkscrew to open it..

and you get a piece of quartz, a rock outcrop, and a clever picnic companion.

I put in a now-opened bottle of Dee-licious wine...

 

[DeevaLicious]

and you get a piece of quartz, a rock outcrop, and a clever picnic companion.

I put in a now-opened bottle of Dee-licious wine...

and two wine glasses appear just waiting to be filled.

I put in a good morning hug for a sweet friend..

(Hi Tio!)

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and two wine glasses appear just waiting to be filled.

I put in a good morning hug for a sweet friend..

(Hi Tio!)

And you get a hug in return, dear Dee, a very warm and snug hug. (Gee are those yours pressing against my chest?)

I put in two filled wine glasses, tilted to each other's lips...

 

[DeevaLicious]

And you get a hug in return, dear Dee, a very warm and snug hug. (Gee are those yours pressing against my chest?)

I put in two filled wine glasses, tilted to each other's lips...

and you get me laughing before I can even take a drink. If they weren't mine then they would be yours! gasps

I put in a lite fare to compliment the wine..

 

[Austin8]

and you get me laughing before I can even take a drink. If they weren't mine then they would be yours! gasps

I put in a lite fare to compliment the wine..

and the fairies come out to dance

I put ina good morning Deeva!

 

[DeevaLicious]

and the fairies come out to dance

I put ina good morning Deeva!

and you get a good morning Austin!

I put in a key...

 

[Austin8]

and you get a good morning Austin!

I put in a key...

I try the key, and it fits! The lock to your bedroom door

I put in a coil of hemp rope

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get a good morning Austin!

I put in a key...

and it lets Austin and Tio into your private chamber.

I put in an assortment of ribbons and ropes...

My gawd, Austin! It's true! Great minds think alike!

 

[Austin8]

and it lets Austin and Tio into your private chamber.

I put in an assortment of ribbons and ropes...

My gawd, Austin! It's true! Great minds think alike!

and we hog tie the Deeva to the old iron bed frame

I put in hitachi super vibe

good to see you tio

 

[DeevaLicious]

I try the key, and it fits! The lock to your bedroom door

I put in a coil of hemp rope

and it lets Austin and Tio into your private chamber.

I put in an assortment of ribbons and ropes...

My gawd, Austin! It's true! Great minds think alike!

and you get a tongue tied blushing girl!

I put in a wink and a smile..

 

[Austin8]

and we hog tie the Deeva to the old iron bed frame

I put in hitachi super vibe

good to see you tio

too slow

 

[DeevaLicious]

I put in hitachi super vibe

good to see you tio

too slow

and you get a hug! I've always wanted one Austin

I put in a hug for Austin too...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

try again

 

[Austin8]

and you get a hug! I've always wanted one Austin

I put in a hug for Austin too...

mmmm and my imagination runs rampant

I put in a long white feather!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get a hug! I've always wanted one Austin

I put in a hug for Austin too...

and he wraps his arms around you while I get the rope.

I put in an assortment of knots...

 

[DeevaLicious]

mmmm and my imagination runs rampant

I put in a long white feather!

and you have me laughing before it even tickles me.

and he wraps his arms around you while I get the rope.

I put in an assortment of knots...

and I wonder if you were a sailor with knots like that.

I put in a mug of coffee to wake me up enough to keep up with you both

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you have me laughing before it even tickles me.



and I wonder if you were a sailor with knots like that.

I put in a mug of coffee to wake me up enough to keep up with you both

and we take turns offering coffee and feather to the lady who's all tied up.

I put in a feathering on a patch of inner thigh...

 

[Austin8]

and we take turns offering coffee and feather to the lady who's all tied up.

I put in a feathering on a patch of inner thigh...

and she trys to kick but it's no use

I put in a lite finger down her spine

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and she trys to kick but it's no use

I put in a lite finger down her spine

and she can't quite take a sip of coffee.

I put the feather on a nipple...

 

[DeevaLicious]

and she trys to kick but it's no use

I put in a lite finger down her spine

and goosebumps follow.

I put in a four leaf clover...

 

[Austin8]

and goosebumps follow.

I put in a four leaf clover...

and I place it on your tongue, Taste the bitterness

I put in two strong hands caressing your pretty ass