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Okay so this is a bit of a song joke, I'm going to add it to my 'jump for a joke' thread as well. There's a few things you need to know in order to understand it, first is the Australian National Anthem, second is that Aussies love to make fun of ourselves and third is that this was aired on National television on Monday night on a show called Good News Week. I'm a devoted fan of this show, I love the humour in it! I hope this gives everyone a laugh, especially my fellow Aussies - if you don't watch GNW, you better start!

Advance Australia Fair

Australians all let us rejoice,
For we are young and free;
We've golden soil and wealth for toil,
Our home is girt by sea;
Our land abounds in Nature's gifts
Of beauty rich and rare;
In history's page, let every stage
Advance Australia fair!
In joyful strains then let us sing,
"Advance Australia fair!"​

And now the joke version...​

Advance Australia Fair Enough
By Paul McDermott


Australian’s all let us lament,
For we are aging quick
Our golden soil is parched and boiled
Our home has shat a brick
The bush abounds in feral pests
Our fauna’s out of luck
The land’s a joke,
The country’s broke
Advance me 50 bucks
I have no doubt
It’s not my shout
Advance me 50 bucks

~II~

Australian’s all let us rejoice
For we are white and free
Unless you’re brown or yellow, black or Aborigine,
Or if you’re Muslim, gay or woman or have reddish hair
But all the rest
They can attest
Advance Australia Fair
Our refugees are girt by seas
Advance Australia Fair​

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8KJAQM5pnk

Here's the link if anyone wants to watch it, hilarious!!

"Ahhahahahaha"


Collapses into a fit of laughter.

"Minx... I fucking love you. Srsly. Liek whoa."

Bows

Thank you...ahh, thank you very much! :D

Doing my best Elvis impression which is pretty lousy I admit!
 
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Gettin' You Home - Chris Young


Tuxedo waiters, black tie,
white table clothes and red wine,
we've been planning, this night,
looking forward to it,for some time
now honey I know you love getting dressed up,
and you know I love showing you off,
but watching your baby blue eyes, dancing in the candle light glow,
all I can think about, is getting you home,

[Chorus]
Walking through the front door, seeing your black dress hit the floor, uh honey there sure ain't nothing, like you loving
me all night long, and all I can think about is getting you home,

I don't need this menu, no I don't,
I already know just what I want,
did I hear you right, did you tell me,
go pay the waiter and lets leave,
now honey I know by that look in your eyes,
and your hand drawing hearts on mine, that our night out of the house, ain't gonna last too long,
when all you can think about, is getting me home,

[Chorus]

Walking through the front door, seeing your black dress hit the floor, uh honey there sure ain't nothing like you loving me
all night long,
and all I can think about, all I can think about,
all I can think about, is getting you home.​
 
This one is just to brighten Babygurll's day - and to any other country girl out there.

She's Country - Jason Aldean

You boys ever met a real country girl?
Talkin, true blue, out in the woods, down home, country

She's a hot little number in her pick-up truck
Daddy's sweet money done jacked it up
She's a party-all-nighter from South Carolina, a bad mamajama from down in Alabama
She's a raging cagin, a lunatic from Brunswick, juicy Georgia peach
With a thick southern drawl, sexy swing and walk, brother she's all

Country, (shoot) from her cowboy boots to her down home roots
She's country, from the songs she plays to the prayers she prays,
That's the way she was born and raised, she ain't afraid to stay, country
Brother she's country

A hell raisin sugar when the sun goes down,
mama taught her how to rip up a town
Honey dripping honey from the hollerin Kentucky, getcha flippin kinda trippie like a Mississippi hippie,
She's a Kansas princess, crazy mother trucker, undercover lover
Thick southern drawl, sexy swing and walk,
Brother she's all

Country (shoot) from her cowboy boots to her down home roots
She's country, from the songs she plays to the prayers she prays,
That's the way she was born and raised, she ain't afraid to stay,
country
Nothin but country

(thick southern drawl)
(sexy swing and walk)
aw show 'em how a country girl does it one time now

Brother she's country, from her cowboy boots to her down home roots
Nothin but country
Yea yeayeaaa
She's country (shoot) from her cowboy boots to her down home roots
She's country, from the songs she plays to the prayers she prays,
That's the way she was born and raised she ain't afraid to stay,
country
Yea she's nothing but country

She's all about the country
From the backwoods she's a homegrown, down to the bone,
she's country
 
Just a little continuation of my funny Aussie songs bit! :D Love this song!​

Down Under - Men At Work

Traveling in a fried-out combie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said,

"Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."

Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six-foot-four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
And he said,

"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."

Lyin' in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and not much to say
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the land of plenty?"
And he said,

"Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
Yeah!

Living in a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover!

Living in a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover!​
 
I love that song Minx I had forgotten about it :D
By the way ...Vegemite is British :rolleyes::eek:;):rose:



Little Girl


The Child inside

The woman



Little girl kisses her mom
Tells her I love you
Holds on to her neck

Little girl doesn't have much
She walks with a smile
She's so full of life

But she cries in the night
Just to try to hold on
No one can hear her
She's all alone

This little girl closes her eyes
All that she wants
Is someone to love
Someone to love

Little girl
She's all grown up
Oh she's getting fevers
She's a big star

Oh little girl

Fights with her mom
Can't believe money
Changed who she loved

And she cries in the night
Just to try to hold on
But no one can hear her
She's all alone

This little girl closes her eyes
All that she wants
Is someone to love
Someone to love
She cries in the night
Just to try to hold on
No one can hear her
She's all alone

This little girl closes her eyes
All that she wants
Is someone to love (someone)
Someone to love (someone)
To love (someone)
Someone [fade out]


Enrique Iglesias -​
 
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I love that song Minx I had forgotten about it :D
By the way ...Vegemite is British :rolleyes::eek:;):rose:


Oh no she didn't!!
:eek:
hahaha!!
It's alright darl cause it's owned by an American company now ;)
Bloody ratpack of mongrels we all are in Australia!!

OMG THREAD IDEA...this is terrible, we'll have threads for anything and everything soon!!​
 
Minx, I've been to 4chan, we haven't even come close to anything and everything.
 
He He He:devil:

But didn't all the Aussies *coughs ....err emigrate:confused: from England originally *asks innocently?????:rose: Batting her eyes..
 
careful Minx, what you see there you can't unsee, fair warning.

stifles laughter at yeishia's phrasing

You're awful, you know that? grins at her
 
O.K back to songs !

Guess what album I am listening to tonight hehe?:heart:

I am in a masochistic mood tonight!


Do you know?



And Do you know?
Do you know?

Do you know what it feels like loving someone
That's in a rush to throw you away?
Do you know, do you know, do you know, do ya?
Do you know what it feels like to be the last one
To know the lock on the door has changed?


If birds flying south is a sign of changes
At least you can predict this every year
Love, you never know the minute it ends suddenly
I can't get it to speak
Maybe if I knew all the things it took to save us
I could fix the pain that bleeds inside of me
Look in your eyes to see something about me
I'm standing on the edge and I don't know what else to give.

Do you know what it feels like loving someone
That's in a rush to throw you away?
Do you know, do you know, do you know, do ya?
Do you know what it feels like to be the last one
To know the lock on the door has changed?

How can I love you?
How can I love you?
How can I love you?
How can I love you?
If you just don't talk to me, babe.

I flow through my act
There's a question: Is she needed?
And decide all the man I can ever be.
Looking at the last 3 years like I did
I could never see us ending like this.

(Do you know?)

Seeing your face no more on my pillow
Is a scene that's never ever happened to me.

(Do you know?)

But after this episode I don't see
You could never tell the next thing life could be

Do you know what it feels like loving someone
That's in a rush to throw you away?
Do you know, do you know, do you know, do ya?
Do you know what it feels like to be the last one
To know the lock on the door has changed?

Do you know what it feels like loving someone
That's in a rush to throw you away?
Do you know, do you know, do you know, do ya?
Do you know what it feels like to be the last one
To know the lock on the door has changed?

(Do you know?)
(Do you know?)
(Do you know?)
(Do you know?)

Do you know what it feels like loving someone
That's in a rush to throw you away?
Do you know, do you know, do you know, do ya?
Do you know what it feels like to be the last one
To know the lock on the door has changed?

Do you know what it feels like loving someone
That's in a rush to throw you away?
(Do you know how it feels?)
Do you know what it feels like to be the last one
To know the lock on the door has changed?
(Do you know how it feels?)

(Do you know? Do you know? Do you know? Do you?)
(Do you know? Do you know? Do you know? Do you?)

Enrique Iglesias​


P.S. Prepare yourself for the rest of the album :eek::eek: Please bare with me hehehe. or pour yourself a stiff one:eek:
 
~ Nickelback always reminds me of my brother but this song reminds me of my former Master and the way I crawled inside a bottle after he left me and swore never to give my heart again, a heart worth breaking...mine. I'm glad I have recovered enough and scarred over to give it again. Callum this is how you remind me of what I really am...and what I'm really not - yours any longer... ~

This is how you remind me - Nickelback

Never made it as a wise man
I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing
Tired of living like a blind man
I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling
And this is how you remind me
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am

It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
for handing you a heart worth breaking
and I've been wrong, i've been down,
been to the bottom of every bottle
these five words in my head
scream "are we having fun yet?"

yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no
yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no

it's not like you didn't know that
I said I love you and I swear I still do
And it must have been so bad
Cause living with me must have damn near killed you

And this is how, you remind me
Of what I really am
This is how, you remind me
Of what I really am

It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
for handing you a heart worth breaking
and I've been wrong, i've been down,
been to the bottom of every bottle
these five words in my head
scream "are we having fun yet?"

yet, yet, yet, no, no
yet, yet, yet, no, no
yet, yet, yet, no, no
yet, yet, yet, no, no

Never made it as a wise man
I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing
And this is how you remind me
This is how you remind me
This is how you remind me
Of what i really am
This is how you remind me
Of what i really am

It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
for handing you a heart worth breaking
and I've been wrong, i've been down,
been to the bottom of every bottle
these five words in my head
scream "are we having fun yet?"
yet, yet
are we having fun yet [3x]​
 
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Five Finger Death Punch - Far From Home

Far From Home

Another day in this carnival of souls
Another night settles in as quickly as it goes
The memories of shadows, Ink on the page
And I can't seem to find my way home

And it's almost like,
Your heaven's trying everything
Your heaven's trying everything
To keep me out

All the places I've been and things I've seen
A million stories that made up a million shattered dreams
The faces of people I'll never see again
And i can't seem to find my way home

'Cause it's almost like
Your heaven's trying everything
To break me down
'Cause it's almost like
Your heaven's trying everything
To keep me out

'Cause it's almost like
Your heaven's trying everything
To break me down
'Cause it's almost like
Your heaven's trying everything
Your heaven's trying everything
To break me down
 
Minx because I am merciful ...I will add this one now... before I indulge me:D

Fuck the lyrics the video is sooo hot:devil:



This one I dedicate to the owner of the thread .....



"This one is for you ......Dangerous Daddy!":rose:



Push!




Fly boy yeah right
Hey mamma they call me Wheezy
You should be with me I gotta pocket full of reasons
Baby I can bless you when you ain't even sneezing
I be at your rescue when you don't even need me
I can have you dreaming when you even sleeping
Mamma I can help you get off like the weekend
You said what you wanna do it to the new Enrique
I put this in and put the song on replay
And then she backed it up like

[Enrique]
When you need it
Girl I try to hide it
But I can't escape it oh baby
Please forgive me
When I think of you my thoughts are so x-rated oh baby

Baby I don't give a damn
I know that your man's nowhere in sight oh oh
And your eyes don't tell a lie
I know you wanna come with me tonight
And I'll see you right
But first you gotta

Push push back upon it (girl)
Make me believe you want it
Push push back upon it (girl)
Know I can't go on longing
Push push back upon it (girl)
Go ahead lay it on it (Don't stop)
Don't stop until the morning (girl)
Just keep pushing back on it

Do you want me (You know it)
Do you need me (You know it)
Will you please me (You know it)
Will you tease me (You know it)

Baby I,
I'm the kinda guy that don't get real excited (oh baby)
When you have,
When you have you're private party I hope that I'm invited (oh baby)

Baby I don't give a damn
I know that your man's nowhere in sight whoa (what your man gotta do with me, tell me)
And your eyes don't tell a lie
I know you wanna come with me tonight
And I'll see you right
But first you gotta

Push push back upon it (girl)
Make me believe you want it
Push push back upon it (girl)
Girl I can't go on longing
Push push back upon it (girl)
Go ahead lay it on it (Don't stop)
Don't stop until the morning (girl)
Just keep pushing back on it

[Lil' Wayne]
Now after you back it up just stop
Now drop it like its hot, and pop it like a glock
And stop it like a watch, now move it like
Clockwork
Your body screaming and your booty is an outburst
She wanna do it do it with no delay
I told her I can run it run it just like relay
'cause I'm cool, just like the breeze way
Now push it like salt and PE-PE-PE-A

[Enrique]
Push push back upon it (girl)
Make me believe you want it
Push push back upon it (girl)
Girl I can't go on longing
Push push back upon it (girl)
Go ahead lay it on it (Don't stop)
Don't stop until the morning (girl)
Just keep pushing back on it

Push push back upon it (girl)
Make me believe you want it
Push push back upon it (girl)
Girl I can't go on longing
Push push back upon it (girl)
Go ahead lay it on it (Don't stop)
Don't stop until the morning (girl)
Just keep pushing back on it

Push push (girl) (Mr Morales)
Push push (girl)
Push push (girl)
Push push


Enrique Iglesias - Push ft. Lil Wayne​
 
You guys seem so melancholy, must find real music...

rummages

Hm, this might work.

Hard Rock Hallelujah - Lordi


Hard Rock Hallelujah! X4

The Saints Are Crippled
On This Sinners Night
Lost Are The Lambs
With No Guiding Light
The Walls Come Down Like Thunder
The Rock's About To Roll
It's The Arockalypse
Now Bare Your Soul

All We Need Is Lightning
With Power And Might
Striking Down
The Prophets Of False
As The Moon Is Rising
Give Us The Sign
Now Let Us Rise Up In Awe

Rock And Roll Angels
Bring Thyn Hard Rock Hallelujah!
Demons And Angels All In One Have Arrived
Rock And Roll Angels
Bring Thyn Hard Rock Hallelujah!
In God's Creation Super-Natural High

The True Believers
Thou Shall Be Saved
Brothers And Sisters
Keep Strong In The Faith
On The Day Of Rockoning
It's Who Dares Wins
You Will See The Jokers
Soon'll Be The New Kings

All We Need Is Lightning
With Power And Might
Striking Down
The Prophets Of False
As The Moon Is Rising
Give Us The Sign
Now Let Us Rise Up In Awe

Rock And Roll Angels
Bring Thyn Hard Rock Hallelujah!
Demons And Angels All In One Have Arrived
Rock And Roll Angels
Bring Thyn Hard Rock Hallelujah!
In God's Creation Super-Natural High

Wings On My Back
I've Got Horns On My Head
My Fangs Are Sharp
And My Eyes Are Red
Not Quite An Angel
Or The One That Fell
Now Choose To Join Us
Or Go Straight To Hell

Hard Rock Hallelujah!​
 
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The Band - "The Weight"

I pulled into Nazareth, I was feelin' about half past dead;
I just need some place where I can lay my head.
"Hey, mister, can you tell me where a man might find a bed?"
He just grinned and shook my hand, and "No!", was all he said.


Take a load off Annie, take a load for free;
Take a load off Annie, And (and) (and) you can put the load right on me.

I picked up my bag, I went lookin' for a place to hide;
When I saw Karma and the Devil walkin' side by side.
I said, "Hey, Karma, come on, let's go downtown."
She said, "I gotta go, but m'friend can stick around."

Take a load off Annie, take a load for free;
Take a load off Annie, And (and) (and) you can put the load right on me.

Go down, Miss Moses, there's nothin' you can say
It's just ol' Luke, and Luke's waitin' on the Judgement Day.
"Well, Luke, my friend, what about young Anna Lee?"
He said, "Do me a favor, son, woncha stay an' keep Anna Lee company?"

Take a load off Annie, take a load for free;
Take a load off Annie, And (and) (and) you can put the load right on me.

Crazy Chester followed me, and he caught me in the fog.
He said, "I will fix your rags, if you'll take Jack, my dog."
I said, "Wait a minute, Chester, you know I'm a peaceful man."
He said, "That's okay, boy, won't you feed him when you can."

Take a load off Annie, take a load for free;
Take a load off Annie, And (and) (and) you can put the load right on me.

Catch a Cannonball, now, t'take me down the line
My bag is sinkin' low and I do believe it's time.
To get back to Miss Annie, you know she's the only one.
Who sent me here with her regards for everyone.

Take a load off Annie, take a load for free;
Take a load off Annie, And (and) (and) you can put the load right on me.

 
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A...night I'll never forget, with a person I'll never lose...
...and the moment we got together.

A song we should have played.


You shouldn't Kiss me like This

I've got a funny feeling
The moment that your lips touched mine
Something shot right through me
My heart skipped a beat in time

There's a different feel about you tonight
It's got me thinkin' lots of crazy things
I even think I saw a flash of light
It felt like electricity

You shouldn't kiss me like this
Unless you mean it like that
Cause I'll just close my eyes
And I won't know where I'm at
We'll get lost on this dance floor
Spinnin' around
And around
And around
And around

They're all watchin' us now
They think we're falling in love
They'd never believe we're just friends
When you kiss me like this
I think you mean it like that
If you do maybe kiss me again

Everybody swears we make the perfect pair
But dancing is as far as it goes
Girl you've never moved me quite
The way you moved me tonight
I just wanted you to know
I just wanted you to know

You shouldn't kiss me like this
Unless you mean it like that
Cause I'll just close my eyes
And I won't know where I'm at
We'll get lost on this dance floor
Spinnin' around
And around
And around
And around

They're all watchin' us now
They think we're falling in love
They'd never believe we're just friends
When you kiss me like this
I think you mean it like that
If you do baby kiss me again
Kiss me again
 
Oh now Lordi I like Rider...you want some hard stuff huh?

Grins wickedly

Lemme see...

Flicks through playlist...

Ahhh! Old school...and classic! And I know FD will truly appreciate this little addition - just look at all the nice things I do for you! ;)

Paranoid - Black Sabbath

Finished with my woman
'Cause she couldn't help me with my mind
People think I'm insane
Because I am frowning all the time

All day long I think of things
But nothing seems to satisfy
Think I'll lose my mind
If I don't find something to pacify

Can you help me occupy my brain?
Oh yeah!

I need someone to show me
The things in life that I can't find
I can't see the things that make true happiness
I must be blind

Make a joke and I will sigh
And you will laugh and I will cry
Happiness I cannot feel
And love to me is so unreal

And so as you hear these words
Telling you now of my state
I tell you to enjoy life
I wish I could but it's too late​
 
The Band - "The Weight"

I pulled into Nazareth, I was feelin' about half past dead;
I just need some place where I can lay my head.
"Hey, mister, can you tell me where a man might find a bed?"
He just grinned and shook my hand, and "No!", was all he said.


Take a load off Annie, take a load for free;
Take a load off Annie, And (and) (and) you can put the load right on me.

I picked up my bag, I went lookin' for a place to hide;
When I saw Karma and the Devil walkin' side by side.
I said, "Hey, Karma, come on, let's go downtown."
She said, "I gotta go, but m'friend can stick around."

Take a load off Annie, take a load for free;
Take a load off Annie, And (and) (and) you can put the load right on me.

Go down, Miss Moses, there's nothin' you can say
It's just ol' Luke, and Luke's waitin' on the Judgement Day.
"Well, Luke, my friend, what about young Anna Lee?"
He said, "Do me a favor, son, woncha stay an' keep Anna Lee company?"

Take a load off Annie, take a load for free;
Take a load off Annie, And (and) (and) you can put the load right on me.

Crazy Chester followed me, and he caught me in the fog.
He said, "I will fix your rags, if you'll take Jack, my dog."
I said, "Wait a minute, Chester, you know I'm a peaceful man."
He said, "That's okay, boy, won't you feed him when you can."

Take a load off Annie, take a load for free;
Take a load off Annie, And (and) (and) you can put the load right on me.

Catch a Cannonball, now, t'take me down the line
My bag is sinkin' low and I do believe it's time.
To get back to Miss Annie, you know she's the only one.
Who sent me here with her regards for everyone.

Take a load off Annie, take a load for free;
Take a load off Annie, And (and) (and) you can put the load right on me.





Lord do I have to do ALL of the work?

I can sing the third part harmony to this:D

The Band - The weight

Love Ya Ice:rose:
 
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