Gatekeeper9357
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Okay so this is a bit of a song joke, I'm going to add it to my 'jump for a joke' thread as well. There's a few things you need to know in order to understand it, first is the Australian National Anthem, second is that Aussies love to make fun of ourselves and third is that this was aired on National television on Monday night on a show called Good News Week. I'm a devoted fan of this show, I love the humour in it! I hope this gives everyone a laugh, especially my fellow Aussies - if you don't watch GNW, you better start!
Advance Australia Fair
Australians all let us rejoice,
For we are young and free;
We've golden soil and wealth for toil,
Our home is girt by sea;
Our land abounds in Nature's gifts
Of beauty rich and rare;
In history's page, let every stage
Advance Australia fair!
In joyful strains then let us sing,
"Advance Australia fair!"
And now the joke version...
Advance Australia Fair Enough
By Paul McDermott
Australian’s all let us lament,
For we are aging quick
Our golden soil is parched and boiled
Our home has shat a brick
The bush abounds in feral pests
Our fauna’s out of luck
The land’s a joke,
The country’s broke
Advance me 50 bucks
I have no doubt
It’s not my shout
Advance me 50 bucks
~II~
Australian’s all let us rejoice
For we are white and free
Unless you’re brown or yellow, black or Aborigine,
Or if you’re Muslim, gay or woman or have reddish hair
But all the rest
They can attest
Advance Australia Fair
Our refugees are girt by seas
Advance Australia Fair
"Ahhahahahaha"
Collapses into a fit of laughter.
"Minx... I fucking love you. Srsly. Liek whoa."
I love that song Minx I had forgotten about it![]()
By the way ...Vegemite is British
Minx, I've been to 4chan, we haven't even come close to anything and everything.
He He He
But didn't all the Aussies *coughs ....err emigratefrom England originally *asks innocently?????
Batting her eyes..
P.S. Prepare yourself for the rest of the albumPlease bare with me hehehe. or pour yourself a stiff one
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The Band - "The Weight"
I pulled into Nazareth, I was feelin' about half past dead;
I just need some place where I can lay my head.
"Hey, mister, can you tell me where a man might find a bed?"
He just grinned and shook my hand, and "No!", was all he said.
Take a load off Annie, take a load for free;
Take a load off Annie, And (and) (and) you can put the load right on me.
I picked up my bag, I went lookin' for a place to hide;
When I saw Karma and the Devil walkin' side by side.
I said, "Hey, Karma, come on, let's go downtown."
She said, "I gotta go, but m'friend can stick around."
Take a load off Annie, take a load for free;
Take a load off Annie, And (and) (and) you can put the load right on me.
Go down, Miss Moses, there's nothin' you can say
It's just ol' Luke, and Luke's waitin' on the Judgement Day.
"Well, Luke, my friend, what about young Anna Lee?"
He said, "Do me a favor, son, woncha stay an' keep Anna Lee company?"
Take a load off Annie, take a load for free;
Take a load off Annie, And (and) (and) you can put the load right on me.
Crazy Chester followed me, and he caught me in the fog.
He said, "I will fix your rags, if you'll take Jack, my dog."
I said, "Wait a minute, Chester, you know I'm a peaceful man."
He said, "That's okay, boy, won't you feed him when you can."
Take a load off Annie, take a load for free;
Take a load off Annie, And (and) (and) you can put the load right on me.
Catch a Cannonball, now, t'take me down the line
My bag is sinkin' low and I do believe it's time.
To get back to Miss Annie, you know she's the only one.
Who sent me here with her regards for everyone.
Take a load off Annie, take a load for free;
Take a load off Annie, And (and) (and) you can put the load right on me.
oh come on, stupid Rider.
Much thanks yeishia, I owe you one.