Usual Suspects At High Risk

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

http://uk.reuters.com/article/idUKTRE61900L20100210
PRESIDENT PLANS TO TAX ALL AMERICANS I.Q. POINTS TO HELP!

 

[Stella_Omega]

Your republicans might be taxed... oh, about 50¢ per year?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I wuz thinkin that AMI and ME would donate 50 IQ points, each, to you.

 

[TE999]

I knew being stupid could get you killed, but this adds a new dimension to the problem. I wonder if the Phantom Health Care program includes any money for IQ testing? Talk about preventive medicine.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I knew being stupid could get you killed, but this adds a new dimension to the problem. I wonder if the Phantom Health Care program includes any money for IQ testing? Talk about preventive medicine.

Hows bout contributing 50 IQ points to STELLA, and give her a real life?

 

[TE999]

Hows bout contributing 50 IQ points to STELLA, and give her a real life?

I'm not sure that my Libertarian IQ points would mesh well with her mental gears. Let me check the specs in the owners manual and get back to you.

 

[colddiesel]

I wuz thinkin that AMI and ME would donate 50 IQ points, each, to you.

But you'd both then be in negative territory Jim.

 

[Boxlicker101]

I can't believe that diet isn't up there next to smoking. I mean, eating a lot of bacon and ice cream and other fatty foods will often result in heart problems. I also don't believe that IQ is a direct cause of heart problems. I think it more likely that more intelligent people take better care of themselves and are less likely to smoke and do the other things that sometimes lead to heart attacks. They are also better able to pay for regular health care.

 

[TE999]

It's not fair that everyone has a different IQ...why, some have higher ones than others do...Congress needs to pass legislation that everyone must share IQ points until the national average is around 80...excepting members of Congress of course. People will be able to perform simple tasks like voting for who their told to and lining up for their monthly stipend from the government.

 

[Huckleman2000]

It's not fair that everyone has a different IQ...why, some have higher ones than others do...Congress needs to pass legislation that everyone must share IQ points until the national average is around 80...excepting members of Congress of course. People will be able to perform simple tasks like voting for who their told to and lining up for their monthly stipend from the government.

I don't understand what you think is funny about this. Do you think yours is among the higher IQs?

And I think you meant "they're", not "their".

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I can't believe that diet isn't up there next to smoking. I mean, eating a lot of bacon and ice cream and other fatty foods will often result in heart problems. I also don't believe that IQ is a direct cause of heart problems. I think it more likely that more intelligent people take better care of themselves and are less likely to smoke and do the other things that sometimes lead to heart attacks. They are also better able to pay for regular health care.

It has to be true, a perfesser sez so.

 

[stephen55]

I can't believe that diet isn't up there next to smoking. I mean, eating a lot of bacon and ice cream and other fatty foods will often result in heart problems. I also don't believe that IQ is a direct cause of heart problems. I think it more likely that more intelligent people take better care of themselves and are less likely to smoke and do the other things that sometimes lead to heart attacks. They are also better able to pay for regular health care.

I found this on You Tube, after one of my sons started mimicking it, in a talk we were having about needing a decent breakfast....it's hilarious...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T_obaO46Bo

 

[Dragonlipz]

I don't understand what you think is funny about this. Do you think yours is among the higher IQs?

And I think you meant "they're", not "their".

No, he meant 'their' - it's part of they're vernacular.....

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

No, he meant 'their' - it's part of they're vernacular.....

We'll find you some IQ points, too. A mind is a terrible thing to waste.