The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[DeepGreenEyes]

Isn't it cool the way the perfect book appears at just the right time?

 

[neci]

I have just discovered in myself the ability to squirt from clit-only orgasms. I haven't been so proud of myself since I passed my drving test nearly two years ago

Difference is that at the driving test I managed to refrain from kissing the man who was with me (the examiner, in that case!)

that is just awesome. drink plenty of fluids!

 

[ToPleaseHim]

The second phone call today...excellent.

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

to do or not to do?

 

[graceanne]

The "good" side of this is that sleep apnea is an issue that is relatively easily dealt with in most cases, and thus becomes less - or no - danger to the rest of your health. Good luck. We'll be thinking of you. Let us know when it's going down and the gracie antenna will be super-boosted.

Thanks.

 

[chy_girl]

sometimes it's a little disappointing and very frustrating that one isn't actually allowed to duct tape children to the ceiling... or a chair... or their bed... or the wall...

 

[neci]

sometimes it's a little disappointing and very frustrating that one isn't actually allowed to duct tape children to the ceiling... or a chair... or their bed... or the wall...

just don't leave any marks.

 

[chy_girl]

just don't leave any marks.

they'd so tell their caseworkers though.

 

[rida]

I've got an appointment with the pulminologist next week to schedule me for a sleep test, testing me for sleep apnea. I don't snort too often, but K says I stop breathing when I sleep. It would explain why it's so hard for me to stay awake and stay asleep. I have no issues falling asleep, I just can't stay there. Sometimes I wake up like I've been poked, just suddenly. It would also explain why I struggle so much to stay awake when I'm driving and why I require so much sleep just to be function (about 10 hours a night to be function, 12 to 14 to be rested).

The doctor is really concerned because I'm already at high risk for heart attack or stroke, and this just puts me at higher risk. Joy.

Good luck!
It seems that the harder part is finding a mask that fits well.
But in spite of if, I can tell you that Hubby is having a much better sleep than he used to.

 

[midwestyankee]

A little tune I wrote early this morning. Sung to the tune of…oh you’ll figure it out.


Hello sofa my old friend,
I’ve come to sleep on you again.
For my husband soundly snoring
woke me at three in the morning
and the noise, like squads of jet planes, blared
and filled the air, with the sound…
…of snoring.

Where are you now, Joe DiMaggio
A sleepless nation turns its ragged eyes to you.
What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson,
Joltin Joe has snored himself to death
Hey hey hey....hit the hay.

 

[neci]

they'd so tell their caseworkers though.

babysafe ball

 

[the captians wench]

I realized today that being threatend about the security of my job just doesn't scare me anymore.

I wonder if this is a good thing or a bad thing.

 

[chy_girl]

babysafe ball

LOL - That's sick and wrong. What's even more sick and wrong is they need them for bigger kids. Screaming baby isn't that bad - babies screams. Being mouthy, refusing to mind, telling their teacher to fuck off... that's what makes me want to shake them.

 

[satindesire]

LOL - That's sick and wrong. What's even more sick and wrong is they need them for bigger kids. Screaming baby isn't that bad - babies screams. Being mouthy, refusing to mind, telling their teacher to fuck off... that's what makes me want to shake them.

Good Lord. I'd be tanning that hide for sure.

 

[CurlyKat]

I hate those nights when I feel super duper hot, but then look in the mirror and don't actually look nearly as hot as I feel. Dang it!

 

[chy_girl]

Good Lord. I'd be tanning that hide for sure.

Can't. She's my lease with an option to buy kid.

Though last time she went off with calling me names I started making suggestions. Told her that if she's going to get in trouble for it, she might as well make it good... How about cunt-licking troglodyte?

Then there was the time that I found a bunch of swear words written all over an assignment. I made her spell each one correctly ten times and told her that if she was going to use language that leads people to believe she's lacking in vocabulary, she should at least do it in a way that people know what she's talking about.

Lack of reaction or reaction in the wrong direction is much, much worse for her.

 

[satindesire]

Can't. She's my lease with an option to buy kid.

Though last time she went off with calling me names I started making suggestions. Told her that if she's going to get in trouble for it, she might as well make it good... How about cunt-licking troglodyte?

Then there was the time that I found a bunch of swear words written all over an assignment. I made her spell each one correctly ten times and told her that if she was going to use language that leads people to believe she's lacking in vocabulary, she should at least do it in a way that people know what she's talking about.

Lack of reaction or reaction in the wrong direction is much, much worse for her.

Wait....you can't spank foster kids?

 

[chy_girl]

Wait....you can't spank foster kids?

No. Not where I live, anyways. Why?

 

[satindesire]

No. Not where I live, anyways. Why?

I didn't know that. And I find that a really dumb law, too.

 

[chy_girl]

I didn't know that. And I find that a really dumb law, too.

It kind of makes sense though. These are kids that have no emotional attachment to you when they show up... some of them never form an emotional attachment to their care givers, so that facet of a spanking wouldn't exist.

On top of which, most of the kids in care have experienced some kind of physical abuse. They're not going to understand why dad beating the hell out of them with clothes hanger is different that another adult popping them on the butt. And it also causes a lot of confusion if all the adults are telling them that they can't go home because it's not safe because of things like hitting and meanwhile foster parent's spanking their ass a couple times a day because they reacting poorly to their situation.

Besides, it's much more fun to just fuck with their heads a little (in non-harmful ways, mind you).

 

[graceanne]

I didn't know that. And I find that a really dumb law, too.

It kind of makes sense though. These are kids that have no emotional attachment to you when they show up... some of them never form an emotional attachment to their care givers, so that facet of a spanking wouldn't exist.

The other reason it makes sense is if you have a child who's been abused (bruises, broken bones, etc) than a spanking is going to be like a tap to them. It won't work, because it's so NOT a punishment to a child who's been abused. It's like spanking an abused animal - it'll just make things worse.

 

[chy_girl]

The other reason it makes sense is if you have a child who's been abused (bruises, broken bones, etc) than a spanking is going to be like a tap to them. It won't work, because it's so NOT a punishment to a child who's been abused. It's like spanking an abused animal - it'll just make things worse.

QFT...

 

[chy_girl]

The officially offer of a collar of consideration for a position of pet has been made.

*blinks in shock*

 

[Netzach]

Oh, fuck you prednisone, fuck you prednisone, fuck you prednisone....gahhh

moments like these make Miles in St. Louis even more mythologically huge in my eyes. This must be like itty bitty baby withdrawl and it's monsterous.

 

[CurlyKat]

I'm officially worried/stressed about money now. The fraud investigation is taking a little longer than expected, so I'm not sure when I'll have complete access to my account again. And bills are due... all bills that want to be paid online with a debit or credit card instead of by check. Crap.