The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[chy_girl]

No, I'm a lot onery.

the bell curve on that is based on who you're raised around.

but you are a lot ornery though. it a rather endearing quality on you.

 

[CurlyKat]

The neckline slimmer????? For real????

 

[chy_girl]

well, officially done with him now.

on the bright side, 'it's understandable' that i'd rather have a friend than someone to answer questions and offer advice and insight.

bastard.

 

[CurlyKat]

well, officially done with him now.

on the bright side, 'it's understandable' that i'd rather have a friend than someone to answer questions and offer advice and insight.

bastard.

*hugs*

From what you've posted recently, I think you can do a whole heck of a lot better than him.

 

[BiBunny]

*hugs*

From what you've posted recently, I think you can do a whole heck of a lot better than him.

I agree.

*Hugs chy*

 

[chy_girl]

*hugs*

From what you've posted recently, I think you can do a whole heck of a lot better than him.

I agree.

*Hugs chy*

Thanks. I am glad to be done with it, really. He just made me 20 times more pissed off with the *shrug* ok, response.

Now I shall go try to find a slightly sadistic someone who knows how to wield a thuddy flogger with strength and ease.

 

[CurlyKat]

Thanks. I am glad to be done with it, really. He just made me 20 times more pissed off with the *shrug* ok, response.

Now I shall go try to find a slightly sadistic someone who knows how to wield a thuddy flogger with strength and ease.

Always the best way to shake someone out of your system!

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Thanks. I am glad to be done with it, really. He just made me 20 times more pissed off with the *shrug* ok, response.

Now I shall go try to find a slightly sadistic someone who knows how to wield a thuddy flogger with strength and ease.

Too bad you're not closer. She doesn't mind if I occasionally flop a flogger (paddle, cane, etc.) on a deserving person, as long as she gets her regular share. I don't know that I really qualify as *slightly* sadistic, though...

 

[Netzach]

Thanks. I am glad to be done with it, really. He just made me 20 times more pissed off with the *shrug* ok, response.

Now I shall go try to find a slightly sadistic someone who knows how to wield a thuddy flogger with strength and ease.

I really think you will have a fast and easy time of it. Sorry to hear, but you will probably stand to gain more fun.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

Don't even admit to jealousy of other people's activities.

You never know *what* can of worms you might be opening...

 

[satindesire]

I was lying beside the hubs this morning, watching TV while he slept, and I looked over at him.

He was naked, the sheets were all tangled up in his legs. His golden-brown skin was warm with sleep. His head was covered with a pillow. He was softly snoring in peaceful contentment.

I realized that this is truly the man that I have married, truly the father of my child, and truly the man I am blessed enough to spend the rest of my life with...

And I feel really, really lucky to have him.

 

[Keroin]

A little tune I wrote early this morning. Sung to the tune of…oh you’ll figure it out.


Hello sofa my old friend,
I’ve come to sleep on you again.
For my husband soundly snoring
woke me at three in the morning
and the noise, like squads of jet planes, blared
and filled the air, with the sound…
…of snoring.

 

[YourCaptor]

A little tune I wrote early this morning. Sung to the tune of…oh you’ll figure it out.


Hello sofa my old friend,
I’ve come to sleep on you again.
For my husband soundly snoring
woke me at three in the morning
and the noise, like squads of jet planes, blared
and filled the air, with the sound…
…of snoring.

hold his nose closed

 

[Keroin]

hold his nose closed

All night?!

 

[YourCaptor]

All night?!

just till be chokes and wakes up, then go to sleep fast before he does.

 

[Keroin]

just till be chokes and wakes up, then go to sleep fast before he does.

Umm, you've never lived with a chronic snorer, have you?

 

[rida]

A little tune I wrote early this morning. Sung to the tune of…oh you’ll figure it out.


Hello sofa my old friend,
I’ve come to sleep on you again.
For my husband soundly snoring
woke me at three in the morning
and the noise, like squads of jet planes, blared
and filled the air, with the sound…
…of snoring.

LOL

I hear you .... or rather I hear Hubby!

Recently thou we have traded the sound of snoring for the sound of a CPAP machine.

 

[minx1]

LOL

I hear you .... or rather I hear Hubby!

Recently thou we have traded the sound of snoring for the sound of a CPAP machine.

a friend of mine has a machine of some sort for her husband...he has sleep apnea too. She says now instead of sleeping with a snorer....she feels like she is sleeping with a deep sea diver

 

[rida]

a friend of mine has a machine of some sort for her husband...he has sleep apnea too. She says now instead of sleeping with a snorer....she feels like she is sleeping with a deep sea diver

Something like that! And let's not forget the cold wind blowing from the mask

But better that than him going into apnea and shacking the whole bed with each snore ... LOL

 

[sinnocence]

I'm actually the one that snores between the two of us.

 

[Daddy2mylilgirl]

I'm actually the one that snores between the two of us.

And I have the recordings to prove it.

 

[ImOnIt]

Blessed construction worker colleagues

Shit is not obvious. i ask because it is ambiguous, and because i wish to be useful. if it were obvious (and it is not), i would know how to act.

Also, I appreciate instructions ahead of time. If you would explain shit when I asked, I could do work for hours at a time instead of working in 30second-10min snippets. I will be very clearly restating these things tomorrow.

Also: You applied the wrong mix. If you had owned that mistake, we wouldnt be ripping up perfectly good work to keep this mistake hidden from your boss. Product's not faulty, so the rep shouldnt have to deal with it either.

Dear other colleague. YOU put the B mix in the A bottle. Wasted three men times two days labour (6 days). I sure as hell had nothing to do with it. I wasn't even present. You are a sneaky weasel, and fuck off for implying that I did it.

 

[graceanne]

I've got an appointment with the pulminologist next week to schedule me for a sleep test, testing me for sleep apnea. I don't snort too often, but K says I stop breathing when I sleep. It would explain why it's so hard for me to stay awake and stay asleep. I have no issues falling asleep, I just can't stay there. Sometimes I wake up like I've been poked, just suddenly. It would also explain why I struggle so much to stay awake when I'm driving and why I require so much sleep just to be function (about 10 hours a night to be function, 12 to 14 to be rested).

The doctor is really concerned because I'm already at high risk for heart attack or stroke, and this just puts me at higher risk. Joy.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I've got an appointment with the pulminologist next week to schedule me for a sleep test, testing me for sleep apnea. I don't snort too often, but K says I stop breathing when I sleep. It would explain why it's so hard for me to stay awake and stay asleep. I have no issues falling asleep, I just can't stay there. Sometimes I wake up like I've been poked, just suddenly. It would also explain why I struggle so much to stay awake when I'm driving and why I require so much sleep just to be function (about 10 hours a night to be function, 12 to 14 to be rested).

The doctor is really concerned because I'm already at high risk for heart attack or stroke, and this just puts me at higher risk. Joy.

The "good" side of this is that sleep apnea is an issue that is relatively easily dealt with in most cases, and thus becomes less - or no - danger to the rest of your health. Good luck. We'll be thinking of you. Let us know when it's going down and the gracie antenna will be super-boosted.

 

[Cattypuss]

I have just discovered in myself the ablity to squirt from clit-only orgasms. I haven't been so proud of myself since I passed my drving test nearly two years ago

Difference is that at the driving test I managed to refrain from kissing the man who was with me (the examiner, in that case!)