Oral Servitude

[DeepGreenEyes]

http://www.yonkis.com/literatura/imagenes/mamada1.jpg

http://thumbs.galeriaspornoxxx.com/sexoamador/mamada-playa/mamada6.jpg

http://www.cinegazapos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/0051.jpg

http://www.sexosecondlife.com/imagenes_up/mamadas_5.jpg

Seriously, is there one of these that isn't amazing?

I particularly appreciate the girl's expression in the last one. She appears as if licking testicles has the same effect on her as nitrous oxide.

 

[rosco rathbone]

One of my ex-boyfriends was absolutely obsessed with deep throating. He had downloaded tons of porn from one particular site - probably deepthroat.com or something similar. About 6 weeks into our relationship, he copied the porn videos onto a couple of CDs (or maybe they were DVDs) for me, labeled them "M's Homework" and gave me a 10-page print-out describing in detail how to learn to deep throat (including numbing the throat etc.). I was pretty offended by this - particularly since it was so early in our relationship. It was the 1st sign of him being a total control freak. I was actually so pissed, I ripped the print-out into about a million pieces after he left that day. Never did read the thing. So I'm not gonna be any help. Sorry.

Because you have reservations.

But if he had approached it differently, you would have respected his wishes? just curious. Granted, this is a bit OT...

It was the combined shock of seeing how much porn he had accumulated on this particular sex act, along with the patronizing way he wanted to give me "homework" like a school teacher. If he had approached it differently and maybe a little later on in our relationship, I would have been more open to exploring it.

In the words of the recently late Peter Boyle, "Holy Crap!"

You should have copied a bunch of videos of guys jerking off onto a DVD, given it to him with the detailed instructions of how to use the Fleshlight and where to buy one, labelled it "D's homework" (D is for douchebag) and told him to fnck off.

That's what I figure. I just love your honesty and candor, xxxyz.

The guy probably wrestled with how he'd bring it up. I wonder if part of him thought it would be hot to present it to you this way? No doubt there are women who would find it at least semi-erotic. Myself? I could never approach the subejct this way. I agree with you. It would feel demeaning and patronizing. But if it was an interst of mine, I'd find a way to bring it up, for sure. But not 6 weeks in! Nothing invested there. Definitely out the door.

This also explains our BRIEF and miniscule disagreement weeks ago when I posited that anyone can learn to DT. My apologies.

Or, links of where to buy a blow-up doll.

In the shape of a sheep.

...............

 

[neci]

One of my ex-boyfriends was absolutely obsessed with deep throating. He had downloaded tons of porn from one particular site - probably deepthroat.com or something similar. About 6 weeks into our relationship, he copied the porn videos onto a couple of CDs (or maybe they were DVDs) for me, labeled them "M's Homework" and gave me a 10-page print-out describing in detail how to learn to deep throat (including numbing the throat etc.). I was pretty offended by this - particularly since it was so early in our relationship. It was the 1st sign of him being a total control freak. I was actually so pissed, I ripped the print-out into about a million pieces after he left that day. Never did read the thing. So I'm not gonna be any help. Sorry.

this is a fundamental difference between men and women. see. all the woman has to do is say, here are the CD's. this is what i want to do. this is how i want to make you feel. this is how i want to feel. please let me.

 

[SirLeo]

http://laantonia.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/mamada-artistica-4.jpg

http://www.pasteleras.com/wp-content/uploads2/2008/11/negra-mama-folla-400x265.jpg

http://www.pasteleras.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/mamada-gran-verga-400x293.jpg

neci- you are simply just amazing!

 

[SirLeo]

Seriously, is there one of these that isn't amazing?

I particularly appreciate the girl's expression in the last one. She appears as if licking testicles has the same effect on her as nitrous oxide.

I love the third one! Such enthusiasm!

 

[george51]

The top one above. Just waiting...

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

http://laantonia.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/mamada-artistica-4.jpg

This.

 

[george51]

Yes. The look on her face. I don't know the best way to describe it..

 

[neci]

on world peace

yeah. i'd suck a cock for world peace.
a lot of women suck cock for new purses.
and shoes.
i'll suck a cock on trash day.
why not for world peace?
i mean really.
oooohh... Honey.
i know You worked so hard today.
may i please suck Your cock?
works wonders.
females have been sucking cock for political purposes since the begining of time.
why not me?
after all, it is a good cause.
but then again, i'd also suck a cock to win a war.

 

[ownedsubgal]

this is a fundamental difference between men and women. see. all the woman has to do is say, here are the CD's. this is what i want to do. this is how i want to make you feel. this is how i want to feel. please let me.

actually that approach would have worked well on me. i appreciate explicit and methodical direction, it lessens anxiety tremendously. i also like control freaks, duh.

 

[neci]

actually that approach would have worked well on me. i appreciate explicit and methodical direction, it lessens anxiety tremendously. i also like control freaks, duh.

i know. the approach would work on me too. homework?! can i practice now?! as much as being controlling can get on my nerves, it really makes me hot.

 

[neci]

http://www.mujereschat.com/noticias/mamada_por_webcam.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LY2CIFOKV88/STfeLOKTL0I/AAAAAAAAApM/ud8nDrGxckQ/s400/mamada_amateur_02.jpg

http://www.echandounkiki.es/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/guarrilla-mamando-polla.jpg

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

yeah. i'd suck a cock for world peace.
a lot of women suck cock for new purses.
and shoes.
i'll suck a cock on trash day.
why not for world peace?
i mean really.
oooohh... Honey.
i know You worked so hard today.
may i please suck Your cock?
works wonders.
females have been sucking cock for political purposes since the begining of time.
why not me?
after all, it is a good cause.
but then again, i'd also suck a cock to win a war.

I love it when you talk politics.

 

[SirLeo]

http://www.mujereschat.com/noticias/mamada_por_webcam.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LY2CIFOKV88/STfeLOKTL0I/AAAAAAAAApM/ud8nDrGxckQ/s400/mamada_amateur_02.jpg

http://www.echandounkiki.es/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/guarrilla-mamando-polla.jpg

That tongue, OMFG!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I also feel that as a Buddhist I am committed to world peace and the idea that periodic testosterone drainage would aid in that is something to be explored.

yeah. i'd suck a cock for world peace.
a lot of women suck cock for new purses.
and shoes.
i'll suck a cock on trash day.
why not for world peace?

I'm envisioning a whole new type of U.N. peacekeeping unit.

 

[Bustymagoo]

yeah. i'd suck a cock for world peace.
a lot of women suck cock for new purses.
and shoes.
i'll suck a cock on trash day.
why not for world peace?
i mean really.
oooohh... Honey.
i know You worked so hard today.
may i please suck Your cock?
works wonders.
females have been sucking cock for political purposes since the begining of time.
why not me?
after all, it is a good cause.
but then again, i'd also suck a cock to win a war.

I wish I was a poet like you!!

 

[rosco rathbone]

I'm envisioning a whole new type of U.N. peacekeeping unit.

NGO, "Oral without Borders", setting up stress camps in major urban areas. A light blue banner with a pair of pink lips.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

NGO, "Oral without Borders", setting up stress camps in major urban areas. A light blue banner with a pair of pink lips.

Yes. And Inspectors. Looking for Weapons of Mouth Destruction.
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[Kamadeva]

I wish they suck my cock at the airport instead of making me take my shoes off!!! It would stimulate more air travel.

 

[neci]

peace talks?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_PGM5komqCws/SkBYJOahDEI/AAAAAAAAIeI/PPxBCDTLB0U/s400/burga11.jpg

http://www.fuckfrance.com/images/i865/175548.119burka4.jpg

http://montrealphilosophy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/burqa_2.jpg

 

[neci]

http://foodorsex.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/sucking-autokrautor.jpg

 

[SirLeo]

yeah. i'd suck a cock for world peace.
a lot of women suck cock for new purses.
and shoes.
i'll suck a cock on trash day.
why not for world peace?
i mean really.
oooohh... Honey.
i know You worked so hard today.
may i please suck Your cock?
works wonders.
females have been sucking cock for political purposes since the begining of time.
why not me?
after all, it is a good cause.
but then again, i'd also suck a cock to win a war.

I have to agree with busty, your poetry is quite outstanding. This deserves to be published.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Yes. And Inspectors. Looking for Weapons of Mouth Destruction.
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Weapons Of Stress Reduction, I call that.

 

[Earthgoddess]

Peace

I fully believe in keeping the peace, and I am happy to do my part. In fact I would not need to be drafted to serve I would volunteer. I actually miss this so much, oh my God, how I would love to be kneeling and waiting for the sound of the zipper. Ah getting all wistful for that delicious nervous feeling right before the act commences.

 

[SirLeo]

I fully believe in keeping the peace, and I am happy to do my part. In fact I would not need to be drafted to serve I would volunteer. I actually miss this so much, oh my God, how I would love to be kneeling and waiting for the sound of the zipper. Ah getting all wistful for that delicious nervous feeling right before the act commences.

Like any technology, it can be used for peace or war. I am afraid that evil forces would use your talents to reward the soldiers for victory instead of causing them to be non-aggresive. I think we would have to direct you to the leaders that cause the wars.

On another note, your posts are so hot, that I am concerned that if the military gets a hold of them, that our soldiers will be run over. They would be so distracted they wouldn't stand a chance against their opponents.