I hate it when my gun jams in the middle of a firefight

[KRCummings]

There I was behind the recliner, taking fire from the kitchen. I was waiting him out because I knew he was low on ammo. Sure enough I hear the click and "shit." I made my move. I did a combat roll into the middle of the floor, aimed my rifle and...nothing. I tried to retract the bolt but it wouldn't move. I was jammed. My adversary was reloading, I only had a few seconds. I opened the chamber and could see the problem. The foam dart had squished up and caught in the bolt. I was screwed. There was no time. I tried to roll back but it was too late. I began taking hits on my six. Game over.
Fuckin' Nerf gun.

 

[JohnnySavage]

This made me think of Killy and his infatuation with you.

And then an image of him lying on the Poop Deck in his cut-offs, pooka beads and mullet flashed in my head.

Thanks for that...

 

[TerribleChester]

You and hubby bored, huh?

 

[KRCummings]

This made me think of Killy and his infatuation with you.

And this an image of him lying on the Poop Deck in his cut-offs, pooka beads and mullet flashed in my head.

Thanks for that...

You realize he's sitting in a house outside of Detroit in sweats and a stained tshirt while lurking on here and making up an alt.

 

[JohnnySavage]

You realize he's sitting in a house outside of Detroit in sweats and a stained tshirt while lurking on here and making up an alt.

Oh I think he is probably on a cruise. Probably stopped at Red Lobster on the way down to Miami. And he probably does have a squeeze. I mean, there are 4 billion women on Earth - not all of them could possibly say no.

 

[Karen Kraft]

[Spamming, bumping, and screen-stretching to disrupt the forum is prohibited per our forum guidelines.]

 

[KRCummings]

Oh I think he is probably on a cruise. Probably stopped at Red Lobster on the way down to Miami. And he probably does have a squeeze. I mean, there are 4 billion women on Earth - not all of them could possibly say no.

I suppose it's possible.

 

[pink]

You're counting the days until you can golf again huh?

 

[Aliea]

I just love when people are too lazy to resize an image and end up stretching threads.

 

[philosophygirl]

There I was behind the recliner, taking fire from the kitchen. I was waiting him out because I knew he was low on ammo. Sure enough I hear the click and "shit." I made my move. I did a combat roll into the middle of the floor, aimed my rifle and...nothing. I tried to retract the bolt but it wouldn't move. I was jammed. My adversary was reloading, I only had a few seconds. I opened the chamber and could see the problem. The foam dart had squished up and caught in the bolt. I was screwed. There was no time. I tried to roll back but it was too late. I began taking hits on my six. Game over.
Fuckin' Nerf gun.

Isn't that when you throw something to distract your adversary, then you jump him and give him an atomic wedgie?

 

[torchthebitch]

I thought Marines were taught the importance of normal daily maintainence.

Sounds like someone should be on a 252

 

[pointless]

this is why it's always wise to carry a back up gun.

 

[KRCummings]

this is why it's always wise to carry a back up gun.

Unfortunately Nerf doesn't make an acceptable ankle gun. Yet.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

I just love when people are too lazy to resize an image and end up stretching threads.

No, KK and KR have a minor distaste for each other. Karen was trolling.

 

[KRCummings]

No, KK and KR have a minor distaste for each other. Karen was trolling.

I have no distaste for KK. If he wishes to portray himself a certain way on here then that's his business. I don't hold it against him.

 

[pointless]

I have no distaste for KK. If he wishes to portray himself a certain way on here then that's his business. I don't hold it against him.

oh no! now he'll bump a bunch of threads i won't see!!! ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[KRCummings]

oh no! now he'll bump a bunch of threads i won't see!!! ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know. I'm not sure who he thinks he's punishing by doing that. I've made it clear he's on ignore.

 

[rosco rathbone]

We'll have to medevac you to the den for a peanut butter and jelly IV.

 

[KRCummings]

We'll have to medevac you to the den for a peanut butter and jelly IV.

Clever. I wish I had thought of that.

 

[pointless]

I know. I'm not sure who he thinks he's punishing by doing that. I've made it clear he's on ignore.

well, it's not like he's sane.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I know. I'm not sure who he thinks he's punishing by doing that. I've made it clear he's on ignore.

I've come to regard the current "Karen Kraft" as mildly retarded. It would explain a number of odd behaviors...

 

[Aliea]

I've come to regard the current "Karen Kraft" as mildly retarded. It would explain a number of odd behaviors...

My cousin is mildly retarded, KK is a dumbass.

 

[JollyMeatMan]

Reminds me of a story from paintball. I ran out of balls and this guy thought he would be all slick and roll over and shoot me but when he slid his hopper opened up and spilled all of his paint everywhere. He pulled his trigger and nothing. His eyes got all big and by the time he started to run I had reloaded and had my gun to his back. hahaha

 

[islandman]

Reminds me of a story from paintball. I ran out of balls and this guy thought he would be all slick and roll over and shoot me but when he slid his hopper opened up and spilled all of his paint everywhere. He pulled his trigger and nothing. His eyes got all big and by the time he started to run I had reloaded and had my gun to his back. hahaha

FYI - this is the kind of post that would piss off KRC, and if she doesn't like you, she'll strangle you with her pubes.

Her pubes!

 

[John Doe]

That's one of the reasons I prefer Airsoft.