When was the first time you got stoned?

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When was the first time you got stoned? What were you doing?

For me the first several times were in the same venue.

She had the weed. I had the car and the tent. We both contributed to the food.

The first time was the most incredible although the later were just as good.

She wanted an adventure and I was willing. We were both 17 and from different worlds. It was early December.

We planned it out and I helped her get together what she needed. Cold weather clothes, warm and lightweight. We loaded the car with our packs and set out for New Hampshire.

To say it was cold would be an understatement. I had an electric heater plugged into the cigerette lighter to supplement the car heater and it barely kept it above freezing inside the car. (1968 Chevy II Nova) It took us several hours to drive to the parking lot here we parked and pulled on our packs before hiking into the woods.

She was about four feet tall and feisty. She couldn't carry much but she tried. I carried the bulk of the gear. After several more miles we reached our selected camping area and found the perfect spot. In the angle of a cliff we set up the tent and started getting ready. We gathered a ton of dry wood and started a fire. I cut a bunch of Spruce boughs and spread them on the ground before setting up the tent on top of them.

Inside we put down several sleeping pads and covered them with a heavy down sleeping bag covered with several wool blankets.

My pack had held the tent, sleeping bag and two of the three pads as well as the blankets. It also held the majority of the food. (Not to mention the Ax, Saw, A single shot rifle and survival kit.) Her pack held more than a few bottles of Tequila wrapped in blankets, some of the food and a large bag of weed. (As well as her clothing.)

Once we had the tent set up and the fire going we had dinner. Then came the fun. She broke out a bottle of tequila and the weed. I had never smoked weed.

For the next several nights we kept the local forest critters awake and possibly amused.

How about you?

Cat
 
Never. All the stuff does is put me to sleep and I never needed any help with that, at all.
OMG! We were separated at birth! :D My answer is the exact same. Drugs that make people high (hard liquor included) just knock me out. But I do love the smell of quality marijuana. Lovely, green, peaceful fragrance.

I've been told by those in the know that the stuff being given out at the local prescription pharmacies is exceedingly potent. A brownie or cookie will have you drifting pleasantly, then give you one hell of an unexpected kick.
 
Smoking it gave me a migraine and never got me stoned. Brownies, however, did the trick. I spent an entire John Prine concert white-knuckled and paranoid, heart pounding and terrified. It was not a pleasant experience, to say the least.

Needless to say, it was also my last time getting stoned.
 
Started smoking hash when I was 14, Smoked pot right after it. I'm 55 and still partake of the herb. Of course now it's prescription and I use a vaporizer instead of smoking. Talk about nice, not feeling pain and no bad side effects. The buzz is killer too:D
 
Hash pipe, bottle of wine, Pink Floyd, an aquarium full of neon tetras, and a black light. There may have been a girl, I don't remember. I'm not sure I ever came down. :confused:

The last time was around 1987.

Dual
 
Smoking it gave me a migraine and never got me stoned. Brownies, however, did the trick. I spent an entire John Prine concert white-knuckled and paranoid, heart pounding and terrified. It was not a pleasant experience, to say the least.

Needless to say, it was also my last time getting stoned.

The one time that I had the 'Brownies'...I lay on the couch terrified because I thought it was miles to the floor and I just knew that if I fell I would die...not a pleasant feeling...never did that again...
 
In college with some friends in a house they were renting...it was some Texas utility grade grunt weed that prolly didn't have enough THC in a nickel bag to fill a thimble compared with today's superweed. I think it was half believing we were stoned rather than actually. It helped to cannonball...take a slug of wine and toke...rinse and repeat...that was fun. :D
 
I have never been stoned, high, drunk, or any of that stuff. Not unless you count hospital medications. Even then, I felt more pain than anything else, so being on morphine wasn't anything to remember when I was hurting even in my sleep...
 
dammit - cat -

i am sure I posted a reply earlier-

I am also sure it's disappearance had nothing to do with being stoned..... oh well

I wanted to tell you that i have not gotten stoned for years and years and years

the reason being the ncis can easily tell, looking at the sample they occasionally get

in any case, I am sorry i threw out the weed I confiscated from son, i mean, retirement is not that far off, yes?

xoxo

Lisa
 
I don't remember the first time. Most likely with some of my room mates.

I never found that pot and sex mixed that well -- I could stay up forever but never come. My girlfriend at the time, though, used to come really fast when she was stoned.
 
I don't remember the first time. Most likely with some of my room mates.

I never found that pot and sex mixed that well -- I could stay up forever but never come. My girlfriend at the time, though, used to come really fast when she was stoned.

she used to cum fast when she was stoned....oh my....look out, ami and jbj will be around shortly to tell us why girl cum is bad....
 
dammit - cat -

i am sure I posted a reply earlier-

I am also sure it's disappearance had nothing to do with being stoned..... oh well

I wanted to tell you that i have not gotten stoned for years and years and years

the reason being the ncis can easily tell, looking at the sample they occasionally get

in any case, I am sorry i threw out the weed I confiscated from son, i mean, retirement is not that far off, yes?

xoxo

Lisa

LOL
I haven't smoked or otherwise used in more than ten years.

Too much risk involved.

I do remember it fondly though.

Cat
 
LOL
I haven't smoked or otherwise used in more than ten years.

Too much risk involved.

I do remember it fondly though.

Cat

ok - upon our retirement - I plan to look you up. My sister has moved to Orlando area, so we are sure to visit.

Hubby would understand if we were only to get high...so i will be good :)
 
I was born stoned.




I mean I don't need any stuff to walk like an intoxicated cat in slomo.
 
It was a bunch of ladies wearing false beards. All I said was 'That Halibut was fit for Jehovah.'

Python aside: The smell of it turns my stomach, so I stayed away. Smells like burning piss-oak to me.
 
I was 15. I was playing basketball of all things.

Note: Weed does not help your athletic abilities...in case any of you were wondering.
 
I think I was 14 or 15, not sure. In any case, just after I had discovered that alcohol didn't agree with me, whereas the former appeared to be a match made in heaven. Am still smoking occasionally, but mainly the legal alternatives one can buy online.

Almost forgot: I was sitting in a car with a real rastafari from Jamaica and two other reggae fans, smoking a coconut-bong before going to a concert.
 
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The first two times nothing happened, so the third time, I smoked most of a joint. Then I went to my college Art Appreciation class, thinking it would be a piece of cake. Wrong! As soon as I flung the door open, everything went into slow motion. I was a couple minutes late, and I had to walk past the front of the class and up the aisle to find a seat in the lecture hall - with everyone staring at me. It was too late to turn back, so I chugged forward, every step feeling like I was going to topple over backwards. (I'm 6' 5", so toppling over backwards would have been a distinct possibility.) After an eternity, I reached my seat. The guy sitting next to me asked if I was sick. Apparently, I didn't look too good.

Pot newbies don't realize it only takes one or two hits to get high. Beyond that, the high inhibits what you're trying to do, rather than enhancing it. The same goes for eating pot. The worst cottonmouth I ever had was from eating too much pot. Of course, it probably would have helped if I'd ingested some liquids, something you don't necessarily think about when you're flat on your back, gasping for breath, wondering if this is what it's like to die. :eek:
 
The first time was great. I don't think I've ever laughed as much as I did that night.

A couple of times I somked while drunk and just got really, really fucked up drunk.

The other half dozen times or so, I became various stages of paranoid. The last time, my heart was beating so fast I thought I was going to have a heart attack. That was many years ago and I haven't had the urge since.
 
For me it was in 69 at 17. Not much happened then but that changed over the next few years as I graduated to hot knives, then mesc, acid, mda and worse stuff; was lucky to get out. Stuff these days is way stronger and far less forgiving; would have been trapped way sooner if I had been born later.
 
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