The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[rida]

she's back

I felt mad at first
worried at second
jealous at third

and now I'm settling for a mixture of indifferent/happy for him/worried

my usual: "hope for the best and be ready for the worse" attitude.

 

[chy_girl]

Yay! Cookies!!

They're very good cookies... The hardest part is deciding which flavor of pudding mix you want to use.

*licks pencil tip and waits eagerly for gracie's order*

 

[graceanne]

They're very good cookies... The hardest part is deciding which flavor of pudding mix you want to use.

*licks pencil tip and waits eagerly for gracie's order*

Chocolate is always a good thing.

 

[chy_girl]

Chocolate is always a good thing.

Chocolate it is then!

 

[MisterSir]

They're very good cookies... The hardest part is deciding which flavor of pudding mix you want to use.

*licks pencil tip and waits eagerly for gracie's order*

All of them.

All of them.

 

[chy_girl]

That'll probably be next week some time. Is there enough time to plan a party?

At the continued rate of 11.64 posts per day, no more, no less, it would take Gracie 117.52577319587628825979381443299 days. Which works out to roughly 12:37 pm on May 10th, 2010 as the projected day and time of her 25,000th post.

It might be a little off though. The graphing calculator is on loan and my laptop doesn't have a 10-key pad.

 

[minx1]

somethings gonna have to go and that wont.

It doesnt leave too many options does it.

 

[HoHoBomb]

I want to eat something heavy for lunch.

 

[neci]

Weird Al Yankovic - Whatever You Like

 

[ultramarineblue]

All chocolate needs to leave my house.

 

[rida]

anybody wants a used headache?
I'll even pay you for taking it away ...

 

[chy_girl]

Not For The Squeamish!**

Cat Boogers

Not For The Squeamish!**

**Note:
chy_girl distributing holds no liability and/or responsibility for what happens if squeamish people click the link.

 

[MisterSir]

Long story shortened: I have a date this Saturday. I'm excited but tremendously nervous about it. If any of you good people have any faith or hope going spare, I would appreciate it. To borrow from Peter Pan - clap your hands if you believe.

 

[jenniferbaby]

"He's not touching me. He's not even looking at me. That's it. He's not into me anymore. I want to die."

I read these words in a young adult book about a girl's first crush/love/fuck. Damn if I haven't thought these words to myself every single time I've talked to someone new, online and off.

Long story shortened: I have a date this Saturday. I'm excited but tremendously nervous about it. If any of you good people have any faith or hope going spare, I would appreciate it. To borrow from Peter Pan - clap your hands if you believe.

Good luck.

 

[Aquila1]

Don't get drunk *nods head*

 

[chy_girl]

Long story shortened: I have a date this Saturday. I'm excited but tremendously nervous about it. If any of you good people have any faith or hope going spare, I would appreciate it. To borrow from Peter Pan - clap your hands if you believe.

I clapped for you, but all I got was a funny look from Turtle Girl.

Good luck!

 

[graceanne]

Long story shortened: I have a date this Saturday. I'm excited but tremendously nervous about it. If any of you good people have any faith or hope going spare, I would appreciate it. To borrow from Peter Pan - clap your hands if you believe.

I DO believe in mister, I do, I do. I DO believe in mister, I do, I do!

 

[chy_girl]

I DO believe in mister, I do, I do. I DO believe in mister, I do, I do!

Yes, but were you saying it out loud to your computer screen?

 

[graceanne]

Yes, but were you saying it out loud to your computer screen?

Was I saying it out loud to my computer screen? Was I saying it out loud to my computer screen?


Oh, look! Cookies!

I'm sorry, what were we talking about?

 

[chy_girl]

Was I saying it out loud to my computer screen? Was I saying it out loud to my computer screen?


Oh, look! Cookies!

I'm sorry, what were we talking about?

ROFLMAO

 

[BiBunny]

Mistress cut my hair Tuesday night. God love her, it looked like a skunk crawled up on my head and died. And it's SHORT. But I messed with it for awhile tonight and got it looking ok for the time being. Please excuse the fact that I'm so fat, my face looks like a hot-air balloon.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Long story shortened: I have a date this Saturday. I'm excited but tremendously nervous about it. If any of you good people have any faith or hope going spare, I would appreciate it. To borrow from Peter Pan - clap your hands if you believe.

Good luck, dude.

*Try* to relax, *do* be yourself rather than trying to be whatever/whoever you think she might like. Don't expect that you're going to get laid/a blowjob/a handjob/a good-night kiss. If you do, be grateful and happy. If not, you won't be disappointed. Be yourself. Be honestly interested in *her.* Ask her questions about her life, her plans for the future. LISTEN to her answers. Be yourself. (Yeah, I know that's repetitiously redundant. It needs to be tattooed on the brain of every guy who ever takes a girl out.)

Dating good-vibes antenna pointed your way.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Mistress cut my hair Tuesday night. God love her, it looked like a skunk crawled up on my head and died. And it's SHORT. But I messed with it for awhile tonight and got it looking ok for the time being. Please excuse the fact that I'm so fat, my face looks like a hot-air balloon.

Looks good, kiddo.

 

[BiBunny]

Looks good, kiddo.

Thanks!

 

[graceanne]

Mistress cut my hair Tuesday night. God love her, it looked like a skunk crawled up on my head and died. And it's SHORT. But I messed with it for awhile tonight and got it looking ok for the time being. Please excuse the fact that I'm so fat, my face looks like a hot-air balloon.

Looks awesome!