Shitty movies that must be shared.

[pointless]

The fuck you did. Batman and Robin.

Worst.
Movie.
Ever.

you really have no idea what you are talking about until you watch the link i provided.

 

[Morcheeba]

Double Feature Time

BEER LEAGUE
then
GANDHI

go hit 'em both, boys and girls.

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

Ilsa, She Wolf of The SS.....horrid movie...classic grindhouse.

 

[KRCummings]

I swear most of you fucks wouldn't know a truly bad movie if it bit you in the ass.
Pointless has offered two truly horrid films. Classics of the awful. Just about everything else mentioned has been entertaining to some degree. Manos and Puma Man are not. Even with MST3K they are just barely watchable.
Ed Wood himself would have been ashamed of them.

 

[pointless]

also, gummo (just a trailer sadly)

 

[pointless]

I swear most of you fucks wouldn't know a truly bad movie if it bit you in the ass.
Pointless has offered two truly horrid films. Classics of the awful. Just about everything else mentioned has been entertaining to some degree. Manos and Puma Man are not. Even with MST3K they are just barely watchable.
Ed Wood himself would have been ashamed of them.

fucking word.

seriously though, gummo is greatness personified. i even made my niece and her friends watch it which was technically illegal because a couple of them weren't seventeen yet, but worth it was worth just to hear their reaction afterwards. they barely made it past the part where he drowns the cat.

 

[KRCummings]

also, gummo (just a trailer sadly)

Mmmmm, I dunno. Too many people see it as art. I'm not one of them but...

 

[pointless]

Mmmmm, I dunno. Too many people see it as art. I'm not one of them but...

it is, but it isn't.

 

[KRCummings]

it is, but it isn't.

People who typically know what they're talking about say it's a masterpiece. Sometimes even people who know what they're talking about are wrong.

 

[pointless]

People who typically know what they're talking about say it's a masterpiece. Sometimes even people who know what they're talking about are wrong.

i authentically love it, but i do believe that it is supposed to be fucking shockingly terrible and it is so in a way it is a masterpiece, but it is also an amazing clusterfuck of a movie.

 

[TheRealFATANG]

The fuck you did. Batman and Robin.

Worst.
Movie.
Ever.

Indeed, up there with Batman: Forever

Also:
Godzilla remake with Horseface and Closet Case
Hudson Hawk with Bruce Willis
The Item because a chick has sex with an alien fetus thing.

 

[semen4her]

If ever there was a time to take me seriously it is now.

The movie is 'Bad Biology'.

I guarantee you have never seen a movie like this one, and it's actually entertaining in a disturbing way.

 

[scotsmitch2001]

Paint Your Wagon(Clint Eastwood singing)
Rhinestone Cowboy(I know its hard to pick one from many of Sly,s movies but this is tops for me)
At Long Last Love(Burt Reynolds trying to sing )
and any movie starring Pauly Shore.

 

[pointless]

fucking amateurs.

 

[KRCummings]

If ever there was a time to take me seriously it is now.

The movie is 'Bad Biology'.

I guarantee you have never seen a movie like this one, and it's actually entertaining in a disturbing way.

I had to look it up. It's the guy who made Basket Case and Frankenhooker so how bad could it be?

 

[semen4her]

I had to look it up. It's the guy who made Basket Case and Frankenhooker so how bad could it be?

Have you ever heard of it? That's the point I guess, that makes it shitty.

It's a B movie with the most fucked up story.

You, I think would like it.

 

[Batch]

Tremors.

 

[y=mx+b]

pointless: The Movie

 

[KRCummings]

Tremors.

Tremors is a great fuckin' movie! What the fuck you talkin' about?

 

[BlackShanglan]

"The Brothers Grimm." It's a thorough education in the art of directing, as every single part of the director's job calls itself to your attention through its excrutiating badness. WTF scene transitions, schizophrenically inconsistant acting, huge plot-destroying tangets in pursuit of pointless French jokes, people eating gobs of raw kitten - this movie has it all. It's as if someone said to Terry Gilliam, "You know, after 'Brazil,' your reputation as a director really is assured," and Gilliam replied, "We'll see about that!"

 

[Batch]

Tremors is a great fuckin' movie! What the fuck you talkin' about?

You are so Fucking right! That movie rocks. It was filmed near my home.

I love it!!

 

[Batch]

"The Brothers Grimm." It's a thorough education in the art of directing, as every single part of the director's job calls itself to your attention through its excrutiating badness. WTF scene transitions, schizophrenically inconsistant acting, huge plot-destroying tangets in pursuit of pointless French jokes, people eating gobs of raw kitten - this movie has it all. It's as if someone said to Terry Gilliam, "You know, after 'Brazil,' your reputation as a director really is assured," and Gilliam replied, "We'll see about that!"

I so wanted to love that movie, but it... hurts to view it.

 

[TheRealFATANG]

Tremors is a great fuckin' movie! What the fuck you talkin' about?

Right?

Replacement Killers is craptacular, 1 1/2 hours of Chow Yun Fat spinning in circles

 

[BlackShanglan]

Ilsa, She Wolf of The SS.....horrid movie...classic grindhouse.

That is one hell of a title.

 

[pointless]

"The Brothers Grimm." It's a thorough education in the art of directing, as every single part of the director's job calls itself to your attention through its excrutiating badness. WTF scene transitions, schizophrenically inconsistant acting, huge plot-destroying tangets in pursuit of pointless French jokes, people eating gobs of raw kitten - this movie has it all. It's as if someone said to Terry Gilliam, "You know, after 'Brazil,' your reputation as a director really is assured," and Gilliam replied, "We'll see about that!"

i've never seen it, but i can forgive him. time bandits rules, fear and loathing rules, brazil rules and baron munchhausen rules.

also, monty pythons.

yes, i love terry gilliam.