I need a good name...

...for a strip cub.

Back in the Good Ol' Days there was a club in Boston's Combat Zone called the Teddy Bare Lounge. I need / want a name for a story I'm working on that gives a nod to the Teddy Bare. I'm striking out with respect to ideas that don't suck!

Any help?

I've seen names such as:

Pink Pussy

Pink Velvet

Laughing Beaver

Men's Toybox

Bareskin Rug.


That sort of thing? ;)
 
I went to a club called the Cock and Pussy, seriously. They had a sheild with a Rooster and a rampant Cat on it topped by a crown, so it would pass censorship. It was a great club with some really great girls who actually danced, as well as provided off-stage entertainment, let's say.
 
There was-a this-a friend of The Family. He's-a had a falling out, capich? With his-a father. Years-a later, my papa run into him atta funeral. Atta the time he's-a building contractor--in Las Vegas! Lottsa concrete, capich? Just business, nottin' personal, you unnerstan'.
 
There was-a this-a friend of The Family. He's-a had a falling out, capich? With his-a father. Years-a later, my papa run into him atta funeral. Atta the time he's-a building contractor--in Las Vegas! Lottsa concrete, capich? Just business, nottin' personal, you unnerstan'.
Yea, I remembuh Jimmy de Box. Fuhgeddaboudit! Dumb bastard screamed so loud had to take his mout shut.
 
How bout " it's a Man Thang?" Or "The Hangout Hole" . The Hangout" sounds dramatic enough, LOL.
 
The Thong & Minge ?


You know, for a moment I thought you'd put "I need a good man". . . . .
 
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Read a book awhile back set in the Washington DC area and it had a strip club called Dauphine's. Not clever or punny, but I liked it.


The Bare Club...bout all I got with this head cold.
 
Read a book awhile back set in the Washington DC area and it had a strip club called Dauphine's. Not clever or punny, but I liked it.


The Bare Club...bout all I got with this head cold.

Gees, for a bunch of people who never leave their keyboards, we sure are a sickly crew. I've got a cold, too.
 
Gees, for a bunch of people who never leave their keyboards, we sure are a sickly crew. I've got a cold, too.

Alka Seltzer cold plus (or the drug store brand) gets me through a few hours at a time. Hope you feel better soon.
 
When I was in the US a once back in the 90's, I drove past a strip club called "Bare Arms etc."

This was in the south somewhere, GA, LA, can't remember.
 
...for a strip cub.

Back in the Good Ol' Days there was a club in Boston's Combat Zone called the Teddy Bare Lounge. I need / want a name for a story I'm working on that gives a nod to the Teddy Bare. I'm striking out with respect to ideas that don't suck!

Any help?

Teddy Bare's love The Honey Pot Lounge, but I'm admittedly biased. ;)
 
We have "Dancing Bare" here in Portland
 
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