Look what St Pete's making me....

[Saint Peter]

How am i supposed to stalk Pete when he hides from me?

No!

I am in and out! And you are much too kind.

Stalk me, baby.

 

[Saint Peter]

Petey Pie, I am not going to instruct you on how to get your mouse working on your Mac, if you don't make me somefin'.

Name it.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Name it.

Nipple Clamps.

Something more difficult then bending a #14 rebar.

 

[pink]

No!

I am in and out! And you are much too kind.

Stalk me, baby.

i have only just begun.

 

[blunt_trauma]

if pete wasn't a bastard he'd be making me decorative hear weaponry.

 

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[Sonny Limatina]

ooooh close up! check out ron quattro's hair sticks.



he didn't just bend it, he turned it as well!

I made a potholder. And an ashtray.

 

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if pete wasn't a bastard he'd be making me decorative hear weaponry.

http://www.etsy.com/shop/quattro

he used to make these viper sticks which were like mini sword sticks for your hair. I just use the plain aluminium ones because I lose stuff like that, but i bought some decorative ones for my friend and they are really beautiful

 

[blunt_trauma]

http://www.etsy.com/shop/quattro

he used to make these viper sticks which were like mini sword sticks for your hair. I just use the plain aluminium ones because I lose stuff like that, but i bought some decorative ones for my friend and they are really beautiful

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

 

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I made a potholder. And an ashtray.

if it won't fit in either lower oriface I aint interested.

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

I bet if you emailed him and asked him if he would make you a viper, I bet he would.

 

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[Saint Peter]

Do you have any idea where that thing has been??

 

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[Saint Peter]

did you test it on yourself?

Negative.

I assure you it has met all quality control criteria.

 

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[Saint Peter]

I still think you should suck it and lick it before you post it out.

*nods*

seriously. do it.

Can I take it downtown and stick it in a hooker first?

 

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[Saint Peter]

It is heavy. Be careful with that thing hanging out your ass.

 

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http://tgp.utopiastories.com/images/thumbnails/cfetish03.jpg

 

[trysail]

only if he also takes pics. being stainless steel it is good to boil sterilise

see? not one of those looks like my ass hook!

but every single time you see one, you will think of pete's hook sliding into my ass, which will double your pleasure in sailing

That's a mathematical impossibility. You can't double infinite!

I still think it's a piece of nautical hardware; if it's not a tack hook, it's part of a cunningham or a downhaul.


I've seen hundreds just like 'em in the chandleries.

 

[jomar]

I do hope you are planning to post pics after all this teasing. All that naughtiness framed by your tat.

 

[Batch]

God damn! Is he writing a book on thermal dynamics for you?

Boy Howdy. It must be love.

 

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