Under Age Again! Damn!

[CMatthews]

When I submit a story, I keep forgetting to let the reader know the age of the
characters!

I am really pissed off at myself, because I should know this!

Damn, I love Literotica, and I should know better to announce the age of the individuals
in the story right at the beginning.

My latest story got rejected because I did not let readers know how old the young man
from the congregation is before he came on the stage and did the lord's prayer with me.

Carolyn

 

[Trinique_Fire]

I'm sorry...?

:avery:

 

[andy_charles]

When I submit a story, I keep forgetting to let the reader know the age of the
characters!

I am really pissed off at myself, because I should know this!

Damn, I love Literotica, and I should know better to announce the age of the individuals
in the story right at the beginning.

My latest story got rejected because I did not let readers know how old the young man
from the congregation is before he came on the stage and did the lord's prayer with me.

Carolyn

I know your pain, Carolyn, all too well.

My short story, "Moan", kept being rejected for the same reasons. Kind of daft, really, but I suppose rules is rules.

 

[Lisa Summers]

How sexually does he say the Lord's Prayer???

 

[oggbashan]

How sexually does he say the Lord's Prayer???

Perhaps he has to kneel?

Og

 

[Lisa Summers]

Perhaps he has to kneel?

Og

Good point!

 

[cloudy]

I know your pain, Carolyn, all too well.

My short story, "Moan", kept being rejected for the same reasons. Kind of daft, really, but I suppose rules is rules.

The rules are what they are for a reason. They're not in the least bit arbitrary.

This is a US-based site, and with the fundamentalists that were so recently in control, the owners were avoiding anything that could be construed "illegal" (even if it really isn't).

I don't blame them. I'd do things exactly the same way.

 

[Boxlicker101]

When I submit a story, I keep forgetting to let the reader know the age of the
characters!

I am really pissed off at myself, because I should know this!

Damn, I love Literotica, and I should know better to announce the age of the individuals
in the story right at the beginning.

My latest story got rejected because I did not let readers know how old the young man
from the congregation is before he came on the stage and did the lord's prayer with me.

Carolyn

You can have children in the stories, as long as they are not involved in any kind of sexual activity, not even as watchers. I have a series going, Donna and Kevin, in which he has a six year old son and a two year old daughter, Both these children interact with the primary characters, but never in a sexual way.

 

[TE999]

When I submit a story, I keep forgetting to let the reader know the age of the
characters!

I am really pissed off at myself, because I should know this!

Damn, I love Literotica, and I should know better to announce the age of the individuals
in the story right at the beginning.

My latest story got rejected because I did not let readers know how old the young man
from the congregation is before he came on the stage and did the lord's prayer with me.

Carolyn

There once was a priest named Kelly
Who had the Lord's Prayer tattooed on his belly
By the time all the young men
had got down to the 'Amen'
They'd blown both salvation and Kelly.

 

[CMatthews]

You can have children in the stories, as long as they are not involved in any kind of sexual activity, not even as watchers. I have a series going, Donna and Kevin, in which he has a six year old son and a two year old daughter, Both these children interact with the primary characters, but never in a sexual way.

That reminds me, I do have a little girl in one of my stories. It is about Susan walking down her driveway naked to get the morning paper, and it is not there. She looks down the street and sees the carrier is just a few houses away and decides to wait. The twelve year old girl rides her bike up to Susan and say "Mrs Walker, you don't have any clothes on!" Susan says "Oh my God honey, I better get back inside the house before someone sees me!" The little girl giggles for a moment, then gets back on her bike and pedals to the next house.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

That reminds me, I do have a little girl in one of my stories. It is about Susan walking down her driveway naked to get the morning paper, and it is not there. She looks down the street and sees the carrier is just a few houses away and decides to wait. The twelve year old girl rides her bike up to Susan and say "Mrs Walker, you don't have any clothes on!" Susan says "Oh my God honey, I better get back inside the house before someone sees me!" The little girl giggles for a moment, then gets back on her bike and pedals to the next house.

Rule #1... No one under the age of 18 has ever seen a naked body, heard or even thought such a thing exists, ever had, heard of or imagined there is such a thing as sex.

Rule #2... Everyone fucks their brains out on their 18th birthday... glad I could help.

 

[Handley_Page]

Rule #1... No one under the age of 18 has ever seen a naked body, heard or even thought such a thing exists, ever had, heard of or imagined there is such a thing as sex.

Rule #2... Everyone fucks their brains out on their 18th birthday... glad I could help.

An excellent point, Jen.
Here in the UK the 'legal' age is 16, and I'll bet that most of them have fucked their brains out before then !

But I guess we' better pander to a set of arbitrary rules than cause chaos (it's safer).

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Rule #1... No one under the age of 18 has ever seen a naked body, heard or even thought such a thing exists, ever had, heard of or imagined there is such a thing as sex.

Rule #2... Everyone fucks their brains out on their 18th birthday... glad I could help.

Locally we have a situation involving a pair of kids, one 11, the other 15. Momma lets her (11) date the 15 year old. Anyway, they set fire to momma cuz she's just so old fashioned about luv.

Realistically, this site is awash in people with active trauma from their youth, and they scream bloody murder anytime anything touches their achy-breaky hearts.