Come Sit on Santa's Lap!

hehe well i always make sure i get all my chores done, and i always do what im told santa :p
 
hehe well i always make sure i get all my chores done, and i always do what im told santa :p

Always? everything? you're that good? Hmmm, maybe you need to talk to Mrs. Claus and give her some pointers then. Now, what can Santa bring you for being such a good girl?
 
This is all too sexist for me.
Can I borrow one of your hand-maidens to sit on my lap for a while ?
 
This is all too sexist for me.
Can I borrow one of your hand-maidens to sit on my lap for a while ?

HoHoHomophobic are we HP? Stop all that mamby pamby stuff and tell Santa what you'd like for Christmas. That's a boy, up here on my knee. Now, let me get a helper to assist us in knowing what you'd like. What shall it be, a blonde, brunette or red? I have lots of helpers to make any boy happy. Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas HP
 
ohhh id like a pony, and a lollipop, and lots of shiny stuff!
lol does santa give out all kinds of toys for christmas?
 
ohhh id like a pony, and a lollipop, and lots of shiny stuff!
lol does santa give out all kinds of toys for christmas?

Ho Ho Ho Santa knows a place where they can train you to be a pony, Ho Ho Ho and there's lots of shiny stuff to restrain and suspend you with, Ho Ho Ho and you'll definitely be doing some lollipopping, Ho Ho Ho you are going to be a good girl, Merry Christmas Amy
 
Sleigh got stuck, Had to give it a Santabump to get it going. Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas!
 
Ho Ho Ho Santa knows a place where they can train you to be a pony, Ho Ho Ho and there's lots of shiny stuff to restrain and suspend you with, Ho Ho Ho and you'll definitely be doing some lollipopping, Ho Ho Ho you are going to be a good girl, Merry Christmas Amy

what exactly is 'lollipopping?' :devil:
 
what exactly is 'lollipopping?' :devil:
My, oh my, oh my. Please say you'll be a naughty girl for Santa and sit on my lap, while I explain that wonderful pleasure to you. No, don't sit that way, put your legs around my waist, so I can look in your eyes while I tell you about it. That's a good girl, snuggle those babies right up against me. And no panties on either, you little tart, you. Now Lollipopping is done like this...


Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas Amy, we'll have a fun Christmas this year, won't we, Ho Ho Ho
 
My, oh my, oh my. Please say you'll be a naughty girl for Santa and sit on my lap, while I explain that wonderful pleasure to you. No, don't sit that way, put your legs around my waist, so I can look in your eyes while I tell you about it. That's a good girl, snuggle those babies right up against me. And no panties on either, you little tart, you. Now Lollipopping is done like this...


Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas Amy, we'll have a fun Christmas this year, won't we, Ho Ho Ho

:devil: oh i would dream of wearing panties while i sit on Santa's lap! and of course! I'm a naughty girl Santa :D good girls don't ask these questions.
 
:devil: oh i would dream of wearing panties while i sit on Santa's lap! and of course! I'm a naughty girl Santa :D good girls don't ask these questions.

Oh, that's my girl. Already to have some fun at Christmas with Santa are you? Now when you lollipop, it's best to wear bright, red lipstick and nails. I do love the colour red, you know. Always remember to keep your eyes focused on mine while you're doing it, I love to see the submission in them when you take all of me. I also have a nice belt and collar for it as well. I strap the belt on and the collar attaches around your neck, so there's just enough room to move and breathe, while you learn to use your lips and tongue.

This is so much fun, isn't it Amy? Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas
 
I want a happy Christmas for my kids. If you like, you can throw in some nice toys for me, as well. :D
 
Oh, that's my girl. Already to have some fun at Christmas with Santa are you? Now when you lollipop, it's best to wear bright, red lipstick and nails. I do love the color red, you know. Always remember to keep your eyes focused on mine while you're doing it, I love to see the submission in them when you take all of me. I also have a nice belt and collar for it as well. I strap the belt on and the collar attaches around your neck, so there's just enough room to move and breathe, while you learn to use your lips and tongue.

This is so much fun, isn't it Amy? Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas

Christmas with Santa is always fun. mmm and i have just the right color red lipstick......
 
I want a happy Christmas for my kids. If you like, you can throw in some nice toys for me, as well. :D

Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas Cloudy. I'll make sure the kids have a good time at Christmas. Lots of games and happy smiles, lots to eat and enjoy. The love of Family is the best present any child enjoys the most, any time of year, but more so in this time of giving.

I can think of lots of toys for you Cloudy. You can choose from some of Santa's helpers to assist you, or more personal items of enjoyment. You can ask to have any wish you secretly desire fulfilled. Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas Cloudy, yes, that's okay, you can touch the helpers if you like.
 
I already got what I wanted. Aspen Mountain Press is going to publish our, 3113 and I's, second book together, When Irish Eyes are Smiling. It's sequel, When Irish Eyes are Sparkling, has already been published by them.

Does it get better than that? ;)
 
I already got what I wanted. Aspen Mountain Press is going to publish our, 3113 and I's, second book together, When Irish Eyes are Smiling. It's sequel, When Irish Eyes are Sparkling, has already been published by them.

Does it get better than that? ;)

Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas Tom, That's wonderful news. I'll help you along and tuck a copy in for each boy and girl, when I fill their stocking. Best of luck to you both!
 
Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas Tom, That's wonderful news. I'll help you along and tuck a copy in for each boy and girl, when I fill their stocking. Best of luck to you both!

Spank you...spank you very much. :kiss:

Nice outfit, BTW...makes me wanna sing Santa Baby.:devil:
 
I want Gizmo. He's adorable and I've always wanted him for my very own. A computer chair that doesn't hurt my back and squeak like a mouse half eaten by the cat...

Some rum and pirate cookies too. Be willing to share them with Santa ;) The Santa you had with the hay on his lap will suit me just fine Lance.
 
I want Gizmo. He's adorable and I've always wanted him for my very own. A computer chair that doesn't hurt my back and squeak like a mouse half eaten by the cat...

Some rum and pirate cookies too. Be willing to share them with Santa ;) The Santa you had with the hay on his lap will suit me just fine Lance.

Okay, back by over-whelming popular demand, is Hayseed.

Merry Christmas Bianca, now that I'm here, come sit on my lap and tell me what a good girl you've been. You do remember Gizmo can't be fed after midnight and for heaven's sake don't get water on him.

I'm sure Mrs. Claus can make up a batch of those and I'll deliver them first thing Christmas morning. Nice, warm, fresh ones to eat in bed.
 
Okay, back by over-whelming popular demand, is Hayseed.

Merry Christmas Bianca, now that I'm here, come sit on my lap and tell me what a good girl you've been. You do remember Gizmo can't be fed after midnight and for heaven's sake don't get water on him.

I'm sure Mrs. Claus can make up a batch of those and I'll deliver them first thing Christmas morning. Nice, warm, fresh ones to eat in bed.

I'll be careful with him. Promise ;)

You want me to tell you what a good girl I've been? Why would I lie? I like being naughty:devil:
 
I'll be careful with him. Promise ;)

You want me to tell you what a good girl I've been? Why would I lie? I like being naughty:devil:

I know you are. Santa knows what all the boys and girls are doing. Now tell me how good you've been at being naughty. Santa loves all the juicy bits, so don't miss anything. Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas
 
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