Post Like Ishmael!

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I just burped.

Ishmael

Yet another Obama-ite feels the need to break from the Barry Soetoro Fan Club meeting to make himself feel better about realizing the hoaxes that are global warming and underarm deodorant.

I guess that's what you get from public schools. *chuckle*


Ishmael
 
That is the lamest would-be-Photoshop joke, ever. If you can't do it right, you shouldn't even try to do it.

Ishmael

Fine. I still don't care.

As far as your judgement goes, I remember when your uncle came over and you made it a point to tell me he was black and more or less warm me ahead of time. Why did you think that was necessary? Hmmmmm? Did you really believe that I was going to blurt out, "Hey, there's a nigger in your house!!!" If you did, you really read me wrong. You seem to have a hell of a lot more of a problem with it than I do.

Your uncle was a gentleman and that's all that would matter to me. He could be green for all I care after that. But I saw you sweating bullets while we were talking. You're carrying a lot of baggage around for one so young.

Ishmael
 
So... is Vettebigot just an alt of Ish? Am I understanding this right?

I have no idea as to what question you sought. I do know you didn't have the balls to ask it straight out. I know that you're ignorant of the genesis of the phrase "Red Neck." I know that you've tried to bluff your way though this thread.

I think that if you had a question to ask, you could have started a thread of your own.

I think that if you had a position from which you thought you had any foundation, you would have started a thread.

I think that you, having done neither, are a contrary coward. Rather than putting yourself out front, you snipe from the sidelines.

You're not a leader, you're a parasite.

Ishmael
 
Yet another Obama-ite feels the need to break from the Barry Soetoro Fan Club meeting to make himself feel better about realizing the hoaxes that are global warming and underarm deodorant.

I guess that's what you get from public schools. *chuckle*


Ishmael

And I still can't get through to you that the 'actual science' is NOT 'actual' science. It's right up there with bone casting and entrail reading.

Ishmael
 
Yet another Obama-ite feels the need to break from the Barry Soetoro Fan Club meeting to make himself feel better about realizing the hoaxes that are global warming and underarm deodorant.

I guess that's what you get from public schools. *chuckle*


Ishmael
Scary.

Ishmael
 
They are so big and beautiful. She shows them very rarely but I have seen them and they is sweet.

Ishmael

You wouldn't know a breast if you were slapped upside the head with one.

Makes you just like "Princess Gaping Cunt" I guess.

Go have your circle jerk idiot. Might help you in your career as an "Author" if you got in touch with a little reality. Maybe actually meet an Indian, or a Muslim. You know, real people. Read some history too. Not "Dances With Wolves" hump my leg and smile shit, but real history with footnotes, annotations, references, and Ibids. You know, real life.

You really shouldn't be hanging with ignorant cunt alts. that has had virtually every "fact" he/she/it ever tried to peddle shoved up her/his/its ass. It reflects badly on you and your intellect. If you have any that is.

If you really have some intelect, come to the GB and play. I'll be more than willing to accomodate you. At least for a while. Light weights boor the shit out of me.

Ishmael
 
So... is Vetteman just an alt of Ish? Am I understanding this right?

vetteman and Ishmael are unpleasant, but unpleasant in their own way. vetteman has the arrogance and vulgarity of the Marine sergeant he used to be. Ishmael has the malice of a creepy degenerate hiding dark secrets. :eek::devil:
 
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Yet another Obama-ite feels the need to break from the Barry Soetoro Fan Club meeting to make himself feel better about realizing the hoaxes that are global warming and underarm deodorant.

I guess that's what you get from public schools. *chuckle*


Ishmael
shit. I had to actually double check who wrote that one.

it was the creepy *chuckle* that clinched it.
 
Some pretty good ones in this thread, but the spelling is far too good.
 
You're positive you have a master's degree?




I see no sign of it.




Other than your snarky, vicious, modern-day liberalism, I mean, but you can get that almost anywhere...
 
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