Post Like Ishmael!

[Sonny Limatina]

Ishmael.

Wait, shoot. I think I did it wrong.

Baby steps.

Ishmael

 

[LinearMan]

You all do realize that he's probably jacking off to all of this attention, right?

Linearman

 

[tinylittlegnat]

How do you know how long it takes? How many of these have you made in order to achieve all of this vast knowledge of the industry?

Using a digital camera and a computer program they film an hour long episode of Glenn Beck 5 days a week.

Not even that. A guy on the internet who calls himself the Angry Video Game Nerd films 20 to 45 minute episodes up to two and three times a month and he does all the camera work and editing himself with occasional help.

You telling me his 5 to 10 minute commercial is taking over 6 months to a year?

Ishtard.

 

[Bert Notorius]

http://cheesygoodness.psiraptor.com/media/blogs/cheesy/February2009/Feb7/BigBadHair2.jpg

~bert

 

[Sonny Limatina]

You all do realize that he's probably jacking off to all of this attention, right?

Linearman

That's a mental picture I didn't need.

Ishmael

 

[Aponivi]

~being called an idiot is really a term of endearment ~

~aponivi

 

[unregistered]

 

[IrezumiKiss]

You all do realize that he's probably jacking off to all of this attention, right?

Linearman

I think he's jacking off to what he couldn't do with Dolf. And still not being able to achieve a proper wood.

Ishmael

 

[JustSkye]

I'm dying.

 

[RobDownSouth]

He said he would post it when it was done. It doesnt take 6 months to make a commercial even on a small budget. If he did it then he didnt post it. Either way he lied.

Ishtard

18 months and counting. I suspect like virtually every other money-making plan hatched from his addled cerebral cortex, this one will be consigned to the mental masturbation trashcan.

Ish has had only one money-maker idea in his life, and he lucked into that by accident. He took a borrowed videocamera up to Daytona Beach to tape fresh masturbation fodder at Spring Break wet T-shirt contests and sold copies to other lonely men.

Ishmael

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Damn, looks like you're ready to catch.

Ishmael

Now you're cooking with gas, Vette!

Ishmael


P.S. See what I did there? Gas? Vette?

Ishmael

 

[Sonny Limatina]

I'm dying.

With you it's going to take some private tutoring.

Ishmael

 

[JustSkye]

With you it's going to take some private tutoring.

Ishmael

BUT!

I don't want to post like Ish

~ Skye

 

[IrezumiKiss]

BUT!

I don't want to post like Ish

~ Skye

It's good enough for me that you don't look like Ish.

Ishmael

 

[tinylittlegnat]

18 months and counting. I suspect like virtually every other money-making plan hatched from his addled cerebral cortex, this one will be consigned to the mental masturbation trashcan.

Ishmael

Didnt seem that long ago. Hell it didnt take that long to film IronMan. It took less than a month to film the first Saw movie and that had special effects and make up.

Ishtard.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Didnt seem that long ago. Hell it didnt take that long to film IronMan. It took less than a month to film the first Saw movie and that had special effects and make up.

Ishtard.

Those were special effects? That was makeup?

Fuck.

Fishmeal

 

[RobDownSouth]

You really should stop making fun of Vettebigot's bestest friend like this. It's not right and we ought to be treating people like we expect to be treated ourselves. This is why we can't have nice things.

IrezumiKiss

Oh they're friends, but not bestest friends. A close perusal of their posting styles reveal the Vettebigot is all about the ass and in particular things that come out of the ass.

Ishmael, on the other hand, focuses on dicks, and nothing but dicks. He will occasionally refer to a woman as a "cunt", when provoked (i.e. when a woman has the temerity to disagree with him). He's got an oral-genital fixation that would make Freud proud.

Ishmael

 

[Sonny Limatina]

A proper Ishmael post usually contains a "dick lick" reference and/or one or more "conclussions". These are not required when replying to a "bro".

Ishmael

I forgot to mention...this got an actual real life laugh from the moke who posts as Flat5ive.

Fishmeal

 

[Wok]

Dick lick.

Ishmael

 

[unregistered]

 

[bronzeage]

A proper Ishmael post usually contains a "dick lick" reference and/or one or more "conclussions". These are not required when replying to a "bro".

Ishmael

The current meme is "human filth"

Bronzeage

 

[tinylittlegnat]

Yer spinning your wheels.

Ishmael

No comment on how I knew it was a lie then?

Ishtard

 

[LinearMan]

So... is Vetteman just an alt of Ish? Am I understanding this right?

 

[JustSkye]

So... is Vetteman just an alt of Ish? Am I understanding this right?

Hahaha! that was perfect.