Identity Theft here on Literotica.

[phrodeau]

I get a kick out of applying the rule "it isn't about what's done, but who does it" that dominates here on Lit.

This time, though, I hit the jackpot. I'm about to fuck up a Litster in real life in ways that will be remembered with dread on Lit for as long as the site stays online.

That is, assuming Karen Daft isn't just bullshitting, in which case it'll just be another case of someone jumping bad at me and then crawling under their rock when I call their bluff.

So what will you do with your life after you take Literotica down?

By the way, your momma told me you used to take your diaper off and crap in your crib.

 

[RoryN]

Thanks for quoting that so I can see it... What a fucking loser he trolls everyone here. Another lie he was caught in..

Good catch!!!

You haven't had the balls to openly laugh at a racial joke for years.

Are they starting to grow back?

 

[Javagirl2008]

So what will you do with your life after you take Literotica down?

By the way, your momma told me you used to take your diaper off and crap in your crib.

Le Jackalope will have to find a new hobby cuz it all went downhill once Whitney found Jesus again and got off the crack

Oh wait Im thinking of Bobby Brown same wifebeating difference minus the cash flow

 

[Obsessed_Much]

I disagree with KK on a number of things philosophically, and her tantrums on here annoy me frequently. And sure she's fair game to berate; she dishes it. But have balls when you retaliate. I don't care who you are, or who the target is: going after people by relying on alts and / or photos of other members to harass them is what pussies without lives do, and everyone knows it.

(By the way, Hanns Schmidt once posted what he thought was my personal info, and Miles was the first member to direct people towards that post to get them to view it. He's got as much class as a Detroit Nazi hooker.)

Douchebag

 

[Javagirl2008]

You haven't had the balls to openly laugh at a racial joke for years.

Are they starting to grow back?

Guess you took off the iggy button so you could harass your lover Cade

 

[Cade Is Here]

Guess you took off the iggy button so you could harass your lover Cade

He trolls me daily. He even makes threads about me showing his Obsession with me..

I guess Mariah Carey can sum it up.

"Why you so obsessed with me?"

So Oh Oh So Ohhh
Will the real MC please step to the mic?
MC- You need an MC, place to be
MC the MC

All up in the blogs
Say we met at the bar
When I don't even know who you are
Say we up in your house
Sayin' I'm up in your car
But you in LA but I'm out at Jermaine's

I'm up in the A- you're so so lame
and no on here even mentions your name
It must be the weed, it must be the E
cuz you be poppin, hood, you get it poppin'

Ooh boy why you so obsessed with me?
Boy I want to know- lyin' that you're sexin me
when everybody knows it's clear that you're upset with me
Ohh finally found a girl that you couldn't impress
Last man on the earth- still couldn't get this

You're delusional, you're delusional
Boy you're losing your mind
It's confusin yo, you're confused you know
Why you wasting your time?
Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex
See right through you like you're bathin' in windex

Ooh Ohh Ohh boy why you so obsessed with me?
And all the ladies sing, all the girls sing
Soo Oohhhh Soo Oohh Obsessed

You on your job, you hittin' hard
Ain't gon feed you, gon' let you starve
Graspin' for air I'm ?
You out of breath, hope you ain't waitin
Tellin' the world how much you miss me
But we never were so why you trippin'
You a mom and pop, I'm a corporation
I'm the press conference, you a conversation

Ooh boy why you so obsessed with me?
Boy I want to know- lyin' that you're sexin me
when everybody knows it's clear that you're upset with me
Ohh finally found a girl that you couldn't impress
Last man on the earth- still couldn't get this

You're delusional, you're delusional
Boy you're losing your mind
It's confusin yo, you're confused you know
Why you wasting your time?
Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex
See right through you like you're bathin' in windex

Ooh Ohh Ohh boy why you so obsessed with me?
And all the ladies sing, all the girls sing
Soo Oohhhh Soo Oohh Obsessed

 

[Killswitch]

This threads all kinds of weird.

 

[Javagirl2008]

He trolls me daily. He even makes threads about me showing his Obsession with me..

I guess Mariah Carey can sum it up.

"Why you so obsessed with me?"

So Oh Oh So Ohhh
Will the real MC please step to the mic?
MC- You need an MC, place to be
MC the MC

All up in the blogs
Say we met at the bar
When I don't even know who you are
Say we up in your house
Sayin' I'm up in your car
But you in LA but I'm out at Jermaine's

I'm up in the A- you're so so lame
and no on here even mentions your name
It must be the weed, it must be the E
cuz you be poppin, hood, you get it poppin'

Ooh boy why you so obsessed with me?
Boy I want to know- lyin' that you're sexin me
when everybody knows it's clear that you're upset with me
Ohh finally found a girl that you couldn't impress
Last man on the earth- still couldn't get this

You're delusional, you're delusional
Boy you're losing your mind
It's confusin yo, you're confused you know
Why you wasting your time?
Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex
See right through you like you're bathin' in windex

Ooh Ohh Ohh boy why you so obsessed with me?
And all the ladies sing, all the girls sing
Soo Oohhhh Soo Oohh Obsessed

You on your job, you hittin' hard
Ain't gon feed you, gon' let you starve
Graspin' for air I'm ?
You out of breath, hope you ain't waitin
Tellin' the world how much you miss me
But we never were so why you trippin'
You a mom and pop, I'm a corporation
I'm the press conference, you a conversation

Ooh boy why you so obsessed with me?
Boy I want to know- lyin' that you're sexin me
when everybody knows it's clear that you're upset with me
Ohh finally found a girl that you couldn't impress
Last man on the earth- still couldn't get this

You're delusional, you're delusional
Boy you're losing your mind
It's confusin yo, you're confused you know
Why you wasting your time?
Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex
See right through you like you're bathin' in windex

Ooh Ohh Ohh boy why you so obsessed with me?
And all the ladies sing, all the girls sing
Soo Oohhhh Soo Oohh Obsessed

LMFAO Although Mariah is way cooler than Lil Rory

 

[lass714]

This threads all kinds of weird.

Yes I concur with you KS. It's totally bizarro

 

[miles]

No link, huh Rory?

Lying cunt.

 

[satindesire]

What the FUCK is going on here, exactly?

See, that's what happens when real life interrupts my Lit time. God dammit, I missed something AGAIN! >:-(

 

[Killswitch]

Yes I concur with you KS. It's totally bizarro

Nice legs. Wanna fuck?

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Wholy lawd...

Seriously?

 

[bronzeage]

So what will you do with your life after you take Literotica down?

By the way, your momma told me you used to take your diaper off and crap in your crib.

The funny thing about this that Lt was crying like a baby when he was scared that loveumore was going to find his full name.

If he meets KK in court, she will know his real name by then. After that, what does it matter if she sues, wins, or loses.

Lt's bullshit falls apart on that point.

 

[lass714]

Nice legs. Wanna fuck?

Hmmmm I wonder whats behind your mask? Not in the physical sense as I put no importance into a persons appearance..... no to me whats important what defines a person is their honor and integrity....

 

[bronzeage]

Hmmmm I wonder whats behind your mask? Not in the physical sense as I put no importance into a persons appearance..... no to me whats important what defines a person is their honor and integrity....

You go for the throat, don't you?

 

[Le Jacquelope]

What the FUCK is going on here, exactly?

See, that's what happens when real life interrupts my Lit time. God dammit, I missed something AGAIN! >:-(

Karen Kraft has threatened to sue me for my KarenKraft and Karen_Kraft alts. For identity theft.

 

[Midnight_Man]

I had to take it off ignore before I could read its post.

Okay, fine. You will be banned from Literotica I imagine long before this gets before a judge. You can't threaten people like that here. It violates the terms of service. You can't steal people's identity -- here or anyplace else.

As for money?

Kraft Foods. Got that?

If you're really an heir to Kraft Foods, why are wasting your time on Lit?

 

[TurdFergeson]

If you're really an heir to Kraft Foods, why are wasting your time on Lit?

Even the super wealthy sometimes make tuna fish sandwiches.

 

[Midnight_Man]

Even the super wealthy sometimes make tuna fish sandwiches.

Maybe. But I smell something.

 

[phrodeau]

Maybe. But I smell something.

That's probably Conagra Foods, trying to woo us consumers away from Kraft Foods.

 

[TerribleChester]

I hope all this goes to court, because when it does, Lejack's identity as well as his address will be revealed.
And I know I'm not the only one that is going to have a great time turning his life upside down and inside out.

 

[Recidiva]

That's probably Conagra Foods, trying to woo us consumers away from Kraft Foods.

The old viral online flaming food fight...of course!

"I'm going to behave like a complete idiot online and hope someone gets a craving for Crunch n Munch somewhere along the line."

Only benefit: It's definitely cheap.

 

[where]

*pops corn*

anyone want to bet that KK and LT are being paid by laurel and manu to provide entertainment?

 

[Quoll]

*pops corn*

anyone want to bet that KK and LT are being paid by laurel and manu to provide entertainment?

They should ask for their money back.