The changes Lit hath wrought in my life...

[Dianthus]

When I read this headline, I thought 'gee, why won't she give him up?'

MILF won’t produce rebel leader

BTW, Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF). Who knew?

 

[PassionatePatty]

When I read this headline, I thought 'gee, why won't she give him up?'



BTW, Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF). Who knew?

Oh, this is wild!

I don't know I would have thought of what the MILF stood for pre-Lit...

Soccer Mom has a new meaning now, too! I wonder back when I was running my sons to practices were there times I was referred to that way with winks being exchange? Gee, I HOPE so!

 

[The_Fool]

Oh, this is wild!

I don't know I would have thought of what the MILF stood for pre-Lit...

Soccer Mom has a new meaning now, too! I wonder back when I was running my sons to practices were there times I was referred to that way with winks being exchange? Gee, I HOPE so!

Silly question, of course you were and are.

 

[PassionatePatty]

Silly question, of course you were and are.

Blush!

Thank you!

You know what, though... pre-Lit, I would have been horrified if I knew that!

 

[sr71plt]

Dumb me, I immediately thought of the Moro Liberation Front. Got run out of a vacation in Baguio by those guys once. Have them included in a GM story I haven't posted to Lit. yet.

 

[The_Fool]

Blush!

Thank you!

You know what, though... pre-Lit, I would have been horrified if I knew that!

figurative slap,
sudden knowledge of desire, desiring desireable
sultry smile
at discovering wanton thought
is not the same as undressing
except with eyes
although given a chance
accept my erotic thoughts
not as degrading
but as desiring
a silent vote of confidence
just don't smooth out that skirt again
it makes me groan aloud

 

[Austin8]

When I read this headline, I thought 'gee, why won't she give him up?'



BTW, Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF). Who knew?

"Where did that MILF Di go!"

 

[The_Fool]

Dumb me, I immediately thought of the Moro Liberation Front. Got run out of a vacation in Baguio by those guys once. Have them included in a GM story I haven't posted to Lit. yet.

Acronyms. I've had hour long conversations that almost, but not quite, made sense until I learned we were discussing different topics, related but different, with the same acronym.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

This reminds me of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back....

 

[TxRad]

This reminds me of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back....

Most girls BOBs may be silent but they're not.

 

[Dianthus]

Most girls BOBs may be silent but they're not.

See now, before Lit, I wouldn't have understood that.

And at the Halloween party I went to, when a woman said she 'liked my costume, ummm, what was it?' And I said 'wench', I laughed when she said 'I was going to say that but thought it would be rude!' Here, wench is not rude!

 

[TxRad]

See now, before Lit, I wouldn't have understood that.

And at the Halloween party I went to, when a woman said she 'liked my costume, ummm, what was it?' And I said 'wench', I laughed when she said 'I was going to say that but thought it would be rude!' Here, wench is not rude!

I always thought wench was a compliment.

 

[cloudy]

I always thought wench was a compliment.

Much better than "lightskirt" or the all time Southern favorite: tramp.

 

[Austin8]

Is that a box-end or crescent wench?​

 

[TxRad]

Is that a box-end or crescent wench?​

It's according to how tight you want your nuts.

 

[Austin8]

It's according to how tight you want your nuts.

hand tight+a 1/4 turn...

 

[Dianthus]

Is that a box-end or crescent wench?[/indent]

I think I'm a monkey wench.

 

[PassionatePatty]

I think I'm a monkey wench.

At least you aren't a "Vice" grip...

 

[DeeZire]

....Soccer Mom has a new meaning now, too!...

Pardon my out-of-the-loop-i-ness, but what is the new meaning of Soccer Mom? I wrote a tongue-in-cheek song called Soccer Mom a few years ago, but I've been under the impression that the term is woefully outdated. In spite of that, it gets a great response whenever I play it in front of a live audience.

Re: Lit awareness - I wonder if Sarah Palin realizes the title of her new book, "Going Rogue" refers to going out in public with no underpants?

 

[Dragonlipz]

I think I'm a monkey wench.

No love like monkey love!

 

[Dianthus]

No love like monkey love!

Oh, you know it!

 

[Dianthus]

New take

on an old song....I used to think Joni Mitchell was singing about an older gentleman....now, after almost a year on Lit, the lyrics have a different meaning to me.

Oh Carey get out your cane
And I'll put on some silver
Oh you're a mean old Daddy, but I like you fine

Come on down to the Mermaid Cafe and I will buy you a bottle of wine
And we'll laugh and toast to nothing and smash our empty glasses down
Let's have a round for these freaks and these soldiers
A round for these friends of mine
Let's have another round for the bright red devil
Who keeps me in this tourist town

Come on, Carey, get out your cane
I'll put on some silver
Oh you're a mean old Daddy, but I like you

 

[PassionatePatty]

I'm not really concerned about swine flu.. Here's my concern. 3 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the cow... Mad Cow disease. 2 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the bird... bird flu. This year, Chinese calendar year of the pig... swine flu. Next year is the year of the cock... Anybody else worried?

Now we will have to become vegetarians...

 

[Austin8]

I'm not really concerned about swine flu.. Here's my concern. 3 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the cow... Mad Cow disease. 2 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the bird... bird flu. This year, Chinese calendar year of the pig... swine flu. Next year is the year of the cock... Anybody else worried?

Now we will have to become vegetarians...

so what then? Cock a doodle doo?

 

[TE999]

so what then? Cock a doodle doo?

Or it could be any cock'll do.