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The ex was actually nice enough. I think he finally realises I have moved on completely and he no longer has any say in what I do.

So the ball was fantastic! I cried.. I danced.. (with a screwed ankle) I drank.. I sang.. I got some lovely compliments and my arse squeezed and I got some filthy looks and laughed in people's faces.. but all in all I had a great time and didn't get locked up! :D

So glad Hellsville was as bad as before.
 
Oh I see a generalisation of all males Umm I wonder if a male made that statement about females ????? :rolleyes:

Mr Gil, ahhhh wondered how long before I got a bite! Mmmm feels good too. Think anyone could bite even harder for me?

Sighing in anticipation......


Ms Moon
 
Not sure Pussy Cat getting your tongue is all that appealing...I would of stopped at ' Pussy got everyone's tongue'.... the lack of a word here and there makes all the difference, don't you think. I haven't been called a lad is such a long time...actually most people were kinda of afraid to considering how I'm built. So what's wrong with a little slap and tickle on public transport so long as it is done with...with...what is it they say in playboy to indicate it isn't porn..oh yes...when it is done with taste!

As Billy Connolly once said..."I'm pro masturbation...some people do it to get their hearts started in the morning..."
Oh Elfy, I am definitely catching the wrong public transport up here. Sigh.....BCC never affords me that thrill when riding them. As for the lad word, well sweetie, never found a man that I couldn't bring to his knees.....whilst I am on mine. The bigger they are, the harder they cum.....no....that is not it......oh yes, the bigger they are the harder they fall....phew, glad I got that one right.


afternoon all,

ICR - I know what you mean..this week was a tiring one and seemed to go on and on...may be the weather had something to do with it.

Gil - hope things are going well...I wouldn't be a Dark Elf if I didn't help to encourage comment....and some people are rather easy to prod..shhh she may be listening ;)

Ms Moon - actually I've found that rayon makes you sweat more...cotton is the way to go in humid climates...or nothing..that works too, I also applaud your sacrifice in squeezing in to that outfit...I also know a girl likes to accesorize..so is it a dog collar or a whip? Lovely av by the way :kiss:

Spring racing carinval time here in Melbourne town..means horse racing for those not in the know...we don't actually have a carnival, athough it is a reason for the ladies to have a few drinks...interesting to see women all dressed up in hats and their finest frocks..pissed in the day time, trying to find the right train to get home.

A cotton, rayon mix, luvee....comfort and less need for starching. It wasn't much of a squeeze, it is more what is exposed.....:eek::eek: But thank you for the lovely compliment.

It is a leather and chain necklace.

Glad you like the AV, I did it with you in mind....plus the aforementioned canestan cream at the waiting. Bit of a bugger to remove, the zip is hard to reach.....got nimble fingers? :devil::kiss:

Ms Moon.:kiss:
 
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My goodness, CCTV??? Now that is a scary thought. Happy to swap the humid climes of Brisbane for six months....all those Uk accents...mmmmm I'd be in lascivious splendor....smiles.

Ms Moon:kiss:

Well, I'd have to agree with the benefits of getting away from heat & humidity... but bear in mind what THEIR weather's like at that time of year. Iceblocks, anyone?

As for the accents - well, some of them do sound nice!
 
Well, I'd have to agree with the benefits of getting away from heat & humidity... but bear in mind what THEIR weather's like at that time of year. Iceblocks, anyone?

As for the accents - well, some of them do sound nice!

Oh the ice is no problem, have an ice fetish actually....no...will be polite....it's a struggle sometimes on here to keep one's lady like reputation intact. sigh...

Oh the accents go straight to my....okay, *note to self* stop panting....reputation remember....But I must admit there are many sexier than others. Midlands to Northern do it to the Nth for me. Do love a sexy Geordie or Mancunian accent. Mind you a crisp BBC and three piece suit and I dissolve....mmmmm

Add well modulated and deeply timbred to the quota....mmmmm oh have compelling urge to listen to BBC radio, followed by the Bill......ear candy for the aural fixated....smiles
 
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My goodness, CCTV??? Now that is a scary thought. Happy to swap the humid climes of Brisbane for six months....all those Uk accents...mmmmm I'd be in lascivious splendor....smiles.

Ms Moon:kiss:

it's a three-storey place. the camera is at the front door and hooks straight into one of the TV channels. handy 'cos it means i can see who i'm ignoring. oh, it has sound too, so's you can hear what people say. :D

brissie? right, you're on. :D
 
The ex was actually nice enough. I think he finally realises I have moved on completely and he no longer has any say in what I do.

So the ball was fantastic! I cried.. I danced.. (with a screwed ankle) I drank.. I sang.. I got some lovely compliments and my arse squeezed and I got some filthy looks and laughed in people's faces.. but all in all I had a great time and didn't get locked up! :D

yes a very good night at Hellsville lol.ICR looked awsome very shagalisious :devil::heart::kiss:
 
I just dropped by to see what was going on, Seeing as the threads is standing still I thought i would say G/Day and move it up t:)he list.
 
Mr Gil, ahhhh wondered how long before I got a bite! Mmmm feels good too. Think anyone could bite even harder for me?

Sighing in anticipation......


Ms Moon

I'm glad I could please you, BANDIT:heart: enjoys a bite now & again even though a bit different to the bite your talking about ..... or is it ;)
 
Well, I'd have to agree with the benefits of getting away from heat & humidity... but bear in mind what THEIR weather's like at that time of year. Iceblocks, anyone?

As for the accents - well, some of them do sound nice!

Heat has had a couple of fleeting vists but no humidity in Sydney
 
I'm glad I could please you, BANDIT:heart: enjoys a bite now & again even though a bit different to the bite your talking about ..... or is it ;)

Oooo lucky Bandit. I'll let you cogitate on the variety of biting I was talking about Mr. Gil...;) I thought you'd be able to guess..:devil:


Ms Moon :kiss:
 
I hate QLD Health! Day I got out of hospital (2 weeks ago) I was told to see a Doc in 7 days, so I rang up to make an appointment and I’m told I can’t get in for another 13 days (today). Ok so off I go today to be told my appointment was changed to last week (without telling me), and they can’t fit me in until the 10th of Nov (almost 4 weeks after I got out)! Who cares that I went in with heart failure.
 
Oh Elfy, I am definitely catching the wrong public transport up here. Sigh.....BCC never affords me that thrill when riding them. As for the lad word, well sweetie, never found a man that I couldn't bring to his knees.....whilst I am on mine. The bigger they are, the harder they cum.....no....that is not it......oh yes, the bigger they are the harder they fall....phew, glad I got that one right.
Now the basic physics of this would mean you would have to be head down and bum up if the guy is on his knees. Although it would allow unrestricted access to flag planting :D. One must always prepare the ground first though

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cotton, rayon mix, luvee....comfort and less need for starching. It wasn't much of a squeeze, it is more what is exposed.....:eek::eek: But thank you for the lovely compliment.

Oh it is quite easy to compliment what is obvious

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It is a leather and chain necklace.

Glad you like the AV, I did it with you in mind....plus the aforementioned canestan cream at the waiting. Bit of a bugger to remove, the zip is hard to reach.....got nimble fingers? :devil::kiss:

Ms Moon.:kiss:

How could I not like the AV, although I'm not sure my Goblin hands would be appropriate....however my Dark Elf fingers have always been nimble so I'm told. They get in to the most interesting places quite gently:kiss:
 
Evening all,

Well the weather has turned. Damn warm in Melbourne town the last couple of days. Usually happens when the breeze dies down. Good follow up weather to the Melbourne Cup though. The roses at the track would be loving it. The roses at my place are blooming like there is no tomorrow. The funny thing is I know nothing about roses. They just do their thing. Now if other things would happen the same way...how much easier would life be?

Hello to all the new people and those occasional visitors, oh yes and the regulars of course.

ICR - I found another definition of your name: Indirect Cost Ratio. Some how can't see this affording the opportunity to get your bum squeezed, although it does have something to do with ass ets..so I could be wrong
 
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I hate QLD Health! Day I got out of hospital (2 weeks ago) I was told to see a Doc in 7 days, so I rang up to make an appointment and I’m told I can’t get in for another 13 days (today). Ok so off I go today to be told my appointment was changed to last week (without telling me), and they can’t fit me in until the 10th of Nov (almost 4 weeks after I got out)! Who cares that I went in with heart failure.

sucks and sure hope we don't get it in the fucked up USA
 
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