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[darkelf9]

Damn you got the weather we wanted.

Hey Gil,

Don't worry it didn't last long, the rain and cooler weather has returned...not that we should complain too much we need lots of rain...it just seems to come through in short bursts, we need the soaking type stuff...the weekend was sunny and warm...you know Melbourne the weather always keeps us guessing

Yep I heard about the pure Emu oil.... I went to an Emu farm many years ago and they were selling it there....and I've tried the fish oil, a few variations....I know someone's making money out of this and it ain't emus or fish...

 

[darkelf9]

Oh Elfy, you do make me titter so. Vinyl in Brisbane, are you mad? Just looking for the words "fungal and Caneston" to be used in the same utterance aren't you? Sweetie I have switched codes a few times....oooh, you mean football....nah....it's all apeball. Know why ARL players have small heads and broad shoulders?? Laughs...no, I'll be the polite lady I am.

As for the spanking.....well if you think you are man enough sweetie......I'd like to see someone try to double me over and apply their hand to me. Hey, on second thoughts....mmmmmmm

See you guys actually getting decent weather....come and take yours back from us please. Sun, wind, cool and rain.....stinker it is. Want some lovely sunshine and gentle ruffling breezes.

Hope all the other deadly compatriots are hale and healthy, enjoy the upcoming week everyone.

Ms Moon xxxx

Well don't confine them...let your titters run free....yes vinyl in your climes would be rather silly...try silk I'm sure the apes will play with your coconuts then, may be something a little see through, I believe they have rather poor eyesight as well

As for bending you over...well every man has his Everest...I just hope there's enough room to plant my flag....to catch those ruffling breezes

 

[Orlanth]

I’m back home, my meds became toxic and almost stopped my heart. In the near future I’ll have heart surgery and possible a Pacemaker.

 

[Bandit58]

I’m back home, my meds became toxic and almost stopped my heart. In the near future I’ll have heart surgery and possible a Pacemaker.

Great to see you're back home mate
Hoping the surgery will fix the problem and you'll be with us for a long time to come!

 

[softey1]

Great

you are back and hope all gets better !

 

[darkelf9]

Evening all,

A fairly sunny day at last. Down side is I spent the whole day at work and in a long bullshit meeting for most of the afternoon...ran away as soon as I could. Our fearless leader is back from OS, unfortunately they let him back in the country much to the annoyance of most folks at work.

Driving to work the other week I happened to notice a person a few cars in front of me brushing their teeth while driving. When I got closer I noticed it was a woman who looked like she had just stepped out of the shower, her hair was still wet. I also noticed that she took a sip of water but didn't spit out the toothpaste...obvoiusly a girl who swallows...it was remiss of me not to remember her rego...

 

[bak2daprimitive]

hey every1

21 year old male from Collie, West Aus here wasup

 

[ICR]

Hi Aussies.

Orlanth, good to hear you are home and hope the surgery fixes any issues you may have with your health.

 

[sassy_2_see]

hi there

havent posted for a long time, just wanted to say hi
to you all...
and remind you that melbourne, still can have all four seasons in one day...grins

 

[Gil_T2]

I’m back home, my meds became toxic and almost stopped my heart. In the near future I’ll have heart surgery and possible a Pacemaker.

Hang in there mate, we want you around for a long time.

 

[Gil_T2]

MORNING ALL

G'day Collie kid, Sassy, Softy, ICR & Elf

 

[enrapturedmoon]

MORNING ALL

G'day Collie kid, Sassy, Softy, ICR & Elf

Hello Mr Gil....hope you and your lovely Bandit are well? A big shout out to all the Aussie lurkers and posters out there. It sure has been quiet around here lately. Pussy Cat got everyone's tongue? MMm sounds nice actually.

Elfy, Elfy, Elfy, I said Pet, I said Love, I said Pet....you are incorrigible...***** as it surrounds us is just one big aphrodisiac to you, isn't it lad? Tsk, Tsk, Tsk....little boys.....

Enjoy yourself or the one nearest you (no, no, no Elfy, not on the tram....).

xx Ms Moon

 

[ilickum]

Hello Mr Gil....hope you and your lovely Bandit are well? A big shout out to all the Aussie lurkers and posters out there. It sure has been quiet around here lately. Pussy Cat got everyone's tongue? MMm sounds nice actually.

Elfy, Elfy, Elfy, I said Pet, I said Love, I said Pet....you are incorrigible...***** as it surrounds us is just one big aphrodisiac to you, isn't it lad? Tsk, Tsk, Tsk....little boys.....

Enjoy yourself or the one nearest you (no, no, no Elfy, not on the tram....).

xx Ms Moon

Hello Ms Moon , It is good to see you posting again, I hope you are well.

 

[Gil_T2]

Hello Mr Gil....hope you and your lovely Bandit are well? A big shout out to all the Aussie lurkers and posters out there. It sure has been quiet around here lately. Pussy Cat got everyone's tongue? MMm sounds nice actually.

Elfy, Elfy, Elfy, I said Pet, I said Love, I said Pet....you are incorrigible...***** as it surrounds us is just one big aphrodisiac to you, isn't it lad? Tsk, Tsk, Tsk....little boys.....

Enjoy yourself or the one nearest you (no, no, no Elfy, not on the tram....).

xx Ms Moon

Someone mention pussy & tongue

LOL Mz Moon really dosen't know males to well as we are programed to think that way it's only Elf manages to post it here.

 

[ICR]

Someone mention pussy & tongue

LOL Mz Moon really dosen't know males to well as we are programed to think that way it's only Elf manages to post it here.

Damn I always miss the pussy/tongue action Howdy Aussies and friends.. I thought Friday was never going to get here, this week seemed to go so slow.

I have been bitten by the arty farty bug and have been spending my spare time wading through online craft stores and ebay looking for goodies to add to my collection of arty farty making stuff. Also been doing the mandatory shitstirring on facebook.

This Saturday I am frocking up and heading to good ole Hellsville to watch my daughter do her ball. Should be good to catch up with some old mates down there and also to give the gossips some new material for the next month or so.

Hope everyone has a nice relaxing end of the week to help ease into a lovely weekend.

 

[koalabear]

an ICR sighting........

 

[orchidhunter]

Afternoon fellow Aussies. Just making myself known. Sitting here in country vic, staring out the window at a beautiful spring afternoon, looking forward to summer and cricket on the radio.....lol
Cheers all

 

[enrapturedmoon]

Well don't confine them...let your titters run free....yes vinyl in your climes would be rather silly...try silk I'm sure the apes will play with your coconuts then, may be something a little see through, I believe they have rather poor eyesight as well

Silk in humid Brisvegas?? The watermarks alone would have me sweating!! Doesn't anyone find a Cotton/Rayon mix sexy? Laughs....Thinking gingham....

Well I did go for the vinyl (see AV).... See the sacrifices a woman makes when taking advice from a man....now where is that tube of caneston??

As for bending you over...well every man has his Everest...I just hope there's enough room to plant my flag....to catch those ruffling breezes

Well as long as you can salute it when raised, come try your worst.....

Hello Ms Moon , It is good to see you posting again, I hope you are well.

Oh thank you Licky-boy. Just a quick dash in, can't let that evil goblin....sorry I mean Elfy be so cheeky and get away with it. Hope you are well my dear, I am damn right near dangerous. Slaveless, but dangerous.

Someone mention pussy & tongue

Etu Mr Gil? Etu? Sighhhh
Laughs

LOL Mz Moon really dosen't know males to well as we are programed to think that way it's only Elf manages to post it here.

MR Gil, the problem is I know males too well. The easy part is that men are all too predictable. When the blood is running north, maybe two alternative responses, but when that one way valve opens and shunts the blood away down south....it's limited to a grunt, a scratch and uuuhhh. See I know men....smiles....

To all, have a wonderful weekend. Love yourself, love the one you're with, and if you're lucky.....love a few more.....smiles....and think of me....

Ms Moon xxxxxx

 

[ilickum]

Well Ms Moon Your new avatar is worth the entrance fee alone.

 

[darkelf9]

havent posted for a long time, just wanted to say hi
to you all...
and remind you that melbourne, still can have all four seasons in one day...grins

yes but you must admit it makes the place interesting. Feels a bit funny with no sport to watch locally

 

[darkelf9]

Hello Mr Gil....hope you and your lovely Bandit are well? A big shout out to all the Aussie lurkers and posters out there. It sure has been quiet around here lately. Pussy Cat got everyone's tongue? MMm sounds nice actually.

Elfy, Elfy, Elfy, I said Pet, I said Love, I said Pet....you are incorrigible...***** as it surrounds us is just one big aphrodisiac to you, isn't it lad? Tsk, Tsk, Tsk....little boys.....

Enjoy yourself or the one nearest you (no, no, no Elfy, not on the tram....).

xx Ms Moon

Not sure Pussy Cat getting your tongue is all that appealing...I would of stopped at ' Pussy got everyone's tongue'.... the lack of a word here and there makes all the difference, don't you think. I haven't been called a lad is such a long time...actually most people were kinda of afraid to considering how I'm built. So what's wrong with a little slap and tickle on public transport so long as it is done with...with...what is it they say in playboy to indicate it isn't porn..oh yes...when it is done with taste!

As Billy Connolly once said..."I'm pro masturbation...some people do it to get their hearts started in the morning..."

 

[darkelf9]

afternoon all,

ICR - I know what you mean..this week was a tiring one and seemed to go on and on...may be the weather had something to do with it.

Gil - hope things are going well...I wouldn't be a Dark Elf if I didn't help to encourage comment....and some people are rather easy to prod..shhh she may be listening

Ms Moon - actually I've found that rayon makes you sweat more...cotton is the way to go in humid climates...or nothing..that works too, I also applaud your sacrifice in squeezing in to that outfit...I also know a girl likes to accesorize..so is it a dog collar or a whip? Lovely av by the way

Spring racing carinval time here in Melbourne town..means horse racing for those not in the know...we don't actually have a carnival, athough it is a reason for the ladies to have a few drinks...interesting to see women all dressed up in hats and their finest frocks..pissed in the day time, trying to find the right train to get home.

 

[SydneyScorpio]

ICR
Hope you took a baseball bat down to play a little hubby hockey baby. lol
Keep smiling gorgeous.

 

[ICR]

ICR
Hope you took a baseball bat down to play a little hubby hockey baby. lol
Keep smiling gorgeous.

The ex was actually nice enough. I think he finally realises I have moved on completely and he no longer has any say in what I do.

So the ball was fantastic! I cried.. I danced.. (with a screwed ankle) I drank.. I sang.. I got some lovely compliments and my arse squeezed and I got some filthy looks and laughed in people's faces.. but all in all I had a great time and didn't get locked up!

 

[Gil_T2]

Well as long as you can salute it when raised, come try your worst.....


Oh thank you Licky-boy. Just a quick dash in, can't let that evil goblin....sorry I mean Elfy be so cheeky and get away with it. Hope you are well my dear, I am damn right near dangerous. Slaveless, but dangerous.



MR Gil, the problem is I know males too well. The easy part is that men are all too predictable. When the blood is running north, maybe two alternative responses, but when that one way valve opens and shunts the blood away down south....it's limited to a grunt, a scratch and uuuhhh. See I know men....smiles....

To all, have a wonderful weekend. Love yourself, love the one you're with, and if you're lucky.....love a few more.....smiles....and think of me....

Ms Moon xxxxxx

Oh I see a generalisation of all males Umm I wonder if a male made that statement about females ?????