For the females

[Guest]

I'm just throwing this one out for fun. If anyone responds, it could be interesting. Females, what would you do if you woke up one morning with a penis instead of a vagina?

 

[smallgirl]

I'm just throwing this one out for fun. If anyone responds, it could be interesting. Females, what would you do if you woke up one morning with a penis instead of a vagina?

i would cry...i love mine...

 

[ghostgurrl13]

That's odd, I have to say I would probably use it. While I would miss my vagina I could get used to having it probably..

 

[gloriann]

I'd cry, too.

 

[Guest]

Like I said...this is just for fun.....I'm not looking for any penis envy thing as I don't believe in it. I think more small penis guys have penis envy. I would love to be a lesbian but only for a time. I love my little 5.5. As a lesbian I wouldn't use toys, but since so many females do I'm wondering if any would enjoy have a penis...even for a time.. Since this is all fantasy...we are allowed to imagine anything.

 

[sharingisloving]

LOL...I would run to the bathroom, check myself in the mirror for a second, and then try to see if I can pee into the bowl without touching "it" ....*_*

 

[gloriann]

Like I said...this is just for fun.....I'm not looking for any penis envy thing as I don't believe in it. I think more small penis guys have penis envy. I would love to be a lesbian but only for a time. I love my little 5.5. As a lesbian I wouldn't use toys, but since so many females do I'm wondering if any would enjoy have a penis...even for a time.. Since this is all fantasy...we are allowed to imagine anything.

So, if I follow your train of thought, wouldn't we wan't our girlfriends to wake up with a penis?

 

[theedebster]

Yikes

I have fantasized about having a penis but only on a temporary basis. I wonder how good I would be with it and could I satisfy other women. But truthfully, If I ever woke up without my vagina, I would freak out like there was no tomorrow. LOL

 

[Roamme]

Hmmm...

Scream. Play with it until it goes off. Pee standing up. See what it is like to walk with it. Try and see if it really does have a mind of its own or are they just lying. Screw my husband's butt. Have sex with a woman. If I get the guts; see what all the fuss is about getting kicked there.

 

[BignBI]

Bad idea about that last part...just sayin.

 

[Samuelx]

Bad idea about that last part...just sayin.

I second that, lol. Chicks don't KNOW that.

 

[CNYCarol]

Scream. If I get the guts; see what all the fuss is about getting kicked there.

My husband's doctor said a man can die from getting kicked in the balls.

Now I carry pepper spray instead.

 

[Guest]

So if you are ever attacked (hopefully not)...spray him with pepper, then kick him in the balls!

 

[Guest]

pepper spray

So if you are ever attacked (hopefully not)...spray him with pepper, then kick him in the balls!

 

[Berwyn]

So if you are ever attacked (hopefully not)...spray him with pepper, then kick him in the balls!

Twice apparently

 

[Dyke_Writer]

Twice apparently

Once for each nut.


I'd freak out seriously, if I stopped freaking, I'd see how difficult it is to pee standing up, since none of the males in my house can do that successfully and then see if it was actually possible to go more than 5 mins without having to fiddle with it.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I wake up every morning of my life, grabbing for it-- and it isn't there. I wouldn't miss my pussy, my asshole is just as orgasmic.

If mine existed, I'd be shoving it into all sorts of holes, buying just about every butt-plug(especially this one) C&B and sounding toy there is, and begging people to play with me

 

[Hanon435]

Scream. Play with it until it goes off. Pee standing up. See what it is like to walk with it. Try and see if it really does have a mind of its own or are they just lying. Screw my husband's butt. Have sex with a woman. If I get the guts; see what all the fuss is about getting kicked there.

don't forget the helicopter. and dicks can dance too. women miss out on that stuff. lol

 

[sutherngent985]

Scream. Play with it until it goes off. Pee standing up. See what it is like to walk with it. Try and see if it really does have a mind of its own or are they just lying. Screw my husband's butt. Have sex with a woman. If I get the guts; see what all the fuss is about getting kicked there.

Ask just about any guy and they will all tell you pretty much the same thing....you DO NOT want to go there. I am thankful I havent caught a crotch shot since I was a teenager but just the memory makes me cringe.

 

[ctfa]

Don't forget to constantly adjusting your dick when you walk cuz it goes places by itself...

 

[silvastormcloud]

Scream. Play with it until it goes off. Pee standing up. See what it is like to walk with it. Try and see if it really does have a mind of its own or are they just lying. Screw my husband's butt. Have sex with a woman. If I get the guts; see what all the fuss is about getting kicked there.

Hehehe playing with it goes without saying but peeing standing up would be the go lol

 

[Stella_Omega]

Don't forget to constantly adjusting your dick when you walk cuz it goes places by itself...

It would be my constant friend!

 

[Guest]

females waking up with their own cock

And let's not forget...how much fun it is to write your name in the snow...*L*

 

[androgEros]

I'd have mixed emotions. I'd be half disgusted, because the penis is such a hedious organ. eew On the other hand, the first thing I would WANT to do, is make love with my g/f. I can understand penis envy, ONLY in that it would be phenomenal to be able to hold her waist with both hands, while using the weight and force of my entire body, to make love with her.

Then again, I would be so disgusted at the thought of a penis being in my g/f, that I'm not sure I could be with her if I had one. I love my pussy, and hers, WAY TOO MUCH!

 

[iamthelword]

I would have sex with all the girls I possibly could. Then end up on maury and have to get paternity tests. :\ I bet it would be fun though!