Bottled Piss

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[Lizzie_Borden]

Can anyone answer my question? My girlfriend is into golden showers. She wants me to mail a bottle of my piss (she lives in a different city). My girlfriend likes to pour that pee on her tits, or in her hair, before she showers with soap. I've read that piss is sterile. Any thoughts out there?

Thoughts?

Poor mail carrying individual.

But if you're going to insist, make sure the bottle is sealed properly. Putting the lid on an old coke bottle isn't going to cut it. If you can find a wine bottle recorking device, that might work. I used that for the homemade wine I had to make for class, and it worked well. Incidentally, the wine could have also been called piss, but that's what happens when you try making it in a plastic drum in your spare room wardrobe. But I digress.

Well sealed, well wrapped bottles might survive the trip. The urine would probably only stay sterile if it passed from your cock to a sterile bottle and was quickly sealed without much air contact.

Does pee go stale? I don't know.

 

[Aquila1]

Well I suppose if you could get it there fast enough - I used to have to send samples away for a bio lab, and they traveled by courier all over the place. The key thing is that the samples were kept chilled in thermal bins with cool packs. I suppose you could try and freeze it first before sending.

Most body fluids tend to degrade pretty quickly once exposed to aerobic bacteria, and the presence of metabolites and proteins leads to oxidation pretty rapidly - no matter how sterile the container.

 

[YourCaptor]

Sending body fluids in the mail. Not a good idea.

You would have to go though the whole bio hazard safety thing.

 

[MisSsky]

Health and saftey check please...

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

This actually reminds me of a book I read once, where someone was sending dodgy things through the post.

Their theory was that the postage carriers wouldn't really want to know what they were carrying so wouldn't really scan/check most packages.

I know I'd alternate between not wanting to know, and being a nosy, nosy bitch.

 

[Adakgirl]

Gee it just wouldn't be the same without a man standing over me, him watching his piss cover my body. the look of glee, the feel of the warm pee. Don't think pouring it over myself would work for me but hey...different strokes. I'd seal it in a zip-lock bag then put that inside a hard plastic container with a screw on lid, tape around lid too... then wrap that in aluminum foil then wrap it in bubble wrap and seal the whole thing with tape. Then put it in a nice strong cardboard box full of styrafoam peanuts with a nice greeting card on top of those, then seal box real real good. and send Fed-X. Not regular mail.
" Got piss?' then card opens to a pic of you pissing. sign with all your love.

 

[sadangel]

Sending body fluids in the mail. Not a good idea.

You would have to go though the whole bio hazard safety thing.

This. Very True!

 

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Interesting comments.

 

[EmpressFi]

Can anyone answer my question? My girlfriend is into golden showers. She wants me to mail a bottle of my piss (she lives in a different city). My girlfriend likes to pour that pee on her tits, or in her hair, before showering with soap. I've read that piss is sterile. Any thoughts out there?

it's sterile while inside the bladder. After it hits the air, it's really no longer sterile. So unless you plan on catheterizing yourself using sterile technique into a sterile collection container, it wont be sterile after you pee in a cup.

 

[YourCaptor]

Thanks for all of the feedback and comments! Does anyone else have more to offer on this subject?

In effort to be clear.

You can do this. However in order to do so you must get informed about all the hoops that require jumping through, and then jump through all of them.

Umm, I would recommend you go to a mail service and ask them what is necessary in order to ship such material. Or possibly try googling a company that specializes in transporting these sort of things.

I suspect it will probably end up being cheaper just to fly her over and do it yourself.

 

[thatgirl2136]

listen to the bio hazard comments....if that gets caught you can probably get into some serious trouble....

 

[popcorn2721]

Not to mention that piss goes stale with in a few hours... I don't think she would get turned on by soaking herself in piss when it smells like any fuel stations toilet (there is nothing hot or sexy about that).
This is a bad idea man.
Your better off taking the drive and piss all over her in person.

 

[Plasmaball]

OOO i want to make a few bottles, pop the tops and make it rain!!!

 

[graceanne]

Sending body fluids in the mail. Not a good idea.

You would have to go though the whole bio hazard safety thing.

Exactly. Pee is only sterile until it leaves the body, then it isn't anymore.

And you are not allowed to mail biohazards, for which pee qualifies, through the standard mail.

If you're gonna go to the trouble of mailing it, please record the reactions of officials when you explain why you're mailing your piss. It'd be funny.

 

[BiBunny]

Yeah, it's illegal to send biohazards through regular mail. You can't even send dirty panties through the mail. I've heard of people being busted for doing so. I doubt it'd be jail time, but it'd be pretty embarrassing for people to find out about it.

 

[Adakgirl]

I just learned two things I wish I had known before.

Wish I would have known that pee is no longer sterile once it leaves the bladder...before I submitted to drinking some of my own from a cup and a bowl.... more than a few times.

Wish I would have known that sending well worn panties through the mail was illegal, before I sent few pair of my own, just a few times.

You all are so amazingly diverse in your combined knowledge. I am always grateful that you all choose to share it here and that I have it available to me.

 

[skirt_chaser]

Hmmm?

Hmmmm....

 

[graceanne]

Does this mean I have to send her four pairs of worn panties back? Three panties with her cum stains and another reeking of her pee?

Just because you weren't caught doesn't mean it's not illegal.

 

[smallgirl]

Can anyone answer my question? My girlfriend is into golden showers. She wants me to mail a bottle of my piss (she lives in a different city). My girlfriend likes to pour that pee on her tits, or in her hair, before showering with soap. I've read that piss is sterile. Any thoughts out there?

personally, i think thats gross. but to each their own.

 

[LadyC]

Can anyone answer my question? My girlfriend is into golden showers. She wants me to mail a bottle of my piss (she lives in a different city). My girlfriend likes to pour that pee on her tits, or in her hair, before showering with soap. I've read that piss is sterile. Any thoughts out there?

I don't know how she can enjoy bottled pee. The temperature would be off and I find the greatest pleasure of a golden shower is not the urine itself, but the lover from whom it is flowing.

 

[Huggz]

Used to perform urine drug screens for a former job. 2 day old urine is NOT the same thing as pee fresh from the pipe, so to speak. Even kept in a fridge, it smells much stronger not to mention that often times some really gross sediments form in the bottom of the container.

My guess is that she really wouldn't enjoy this at all, but I'll leave that to the two of you.

You might try bottling some and just keeping it at your place for a few days to get the idea of what happens before you go to the trouble of sending her some.

 

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[00Syd]

Yeah, it's illegal to send biohazards through regular mail. You can't even send dirty panties through the mail. I've heard of people being busted for doing so. I doubt it'd be jail time, but it'd be pretty embarrassing for people to find out about it.

f'real? I didn't know that. If I had known that before doing it, I might not have done it!

But I mean, how often would that sort of thing get caught? When it gets scanned, wouldn't it just be scanned as being clothing? How would they know that they are dirty? And can they distinguish it as being dirty with bodily fluids and just plain old dirty?

I've never been as curious about the mail before!

 

[skirt_chaser]

f'real? I didn't know that. If I had known that before doing it, I might not have done it!

But I mean, how often would that sort of thing get caught? When it gets scanned, wouldn't it just be scanned as being clothing? How would they know that they are dirty? And can they distinguish it as being dirty with bodily fluids and just plain old dirty?

I've never been as curious about the mail before!

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