Would you have sex w/pointless?

[pointless]

it's the the crazy train just went ahead and derailed this whole thing.

i'd fuck pointless. it'd be cool.

and yet you haven't, so that's bullshit.

 

[Killswitch]

Don't be dumb, I didn't say my ovaries were going to talk, I said you should talk to them. They can listen.

If they could talk they would be saying get me the fuck outta here!

 

[naughtycakes]

no they can't. they don't have fucking ears. they're just reproductive organs. that'd be like talking to my balls. it would be completely ineffective and utterly absurd.

No, because they're your own balls, they wouldn't listen.

 

[bg23]

Youd fuck a pumpkin.

yes, ks. i'm a whore. a big, dirty, filty whore. i offer myself to strangers nightly and by day i lie in an exhausted heap trying to recover from being used by 560 men. i'll fuck -anything- with a working dick.



which really just says something about you, cos i won't touch you with a stick

 

[pointless]

No, because they're your own balls, they wouldn't listen.

because they can't.

butthead.

 

[bg23]

and yet you haven't, so that's bullshit.

you know this is just going to descend into the argument about who goes where again, right?

 

[pointless]

you know this is just going to descend into the argument about who goes where again, right?

your mother does!

wait...

 

[Morcheeba]

yeah, dude, no one cares. you're nothing. deal with it.



no they can't. they don't have fucking ears. they're just reproductive organs. that'd be like talking to my balls. it would be completely ineffective and utterly absurd.

Speaking of stroking and "no one cares" and "you're nothing" - just when do we get a peek at your new stroke-worthy erotica story that has your puter's fan in jeopardy now?

Dude, I've been waiting for someone to take the huge crater off of DCL's shoulders since he's Lit's BEST Erotica writer ever. Can you give us a tease with your sexy hot story instead of song lyrics?

Well, can you?

 

[jomar]

Holy shit! Why won't this thread die?

 

[naughtycakes]

because they can't.

butthead.

Are they hearing impaired?

Maybe if I grab them and shake them a bit, they'll listen.

 

[Batch]

How about if I throw in a hot coconut oil massage?

Ah. No.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Are they hearing impaired?

Maybe if I grab them and shake them a bit, they'll listen.

"Teste one two...Teste one two..."

 

[pointless]

Speaking of stroking and "no one cares" and "you're nothing" - just when do we get a peek at your new stroke-worthy erotica story that has your puter's fan in jeopardy now?

Dude, I've been waiting for someone to take the huge crater off of DCL's shoulders since he's Lit's BEST Erotica writer ever. Can you give us a tease with your sexy hot story instead of song lyrics?

Well, can you?

i love how you think all this nonsense means something to me. like i'm unaware of the fact that i posted that or something.

Holy shit! Why won't this thread die?

no idea.

Are they hearing impaired?

Maybe if I grab them and shake them a bit, they'll listen.

worth a shot.

 

[Morcheeba]

you know this is just going to descend into the argument about who goes where again, right?

I bet you were appointed Flower Child at the wedding.... wow, what a waste of time for you then.

 

[naughtycakes]

"Teste one two...Teste one two..."

Hehehe

 

[Luk]

Speaking of stroking and "no one cares" and "you're nothing" - just when do we get a peek at your new stroke-worthy erotica story that has your puter's fan in jeopardy now?

Dude, I've been waiting for someone to take the huge crater off of DCL's shoulders since he's Lit's BEST Erotica writer ever. Can you give us a tease with your sexy hot story instead of song lyrics?

Well, can you?

Still searching for that link to where I bad mouth Image? It's cool, I got some time before my lady gets here. I'll just wait and watch you implode.

 

[Batch]

Course, they slaughter beeves different now. Use a air gun. Shoots out a nut, about this far into the brain, then sucks back in. Animal never knows what hit him.

Why you telling me that, Sheriff?

I don't know. My mind wanders.

You wandered out into the desert. Saw some things that got you all concerned.

 

[pointless]

Still searching for that link to where I bad mouth Image? It's cool, I got some time before my lady gets here. I'll just wait and watch you implode.

watch out dude or she'll totally repeat something you said two days ago! oh, the horror!

 

[Morcheeba]

Okay, I'll be back shortly... maybe then Pointless will offer an excerpt to his super hot stroking story and hopefully it doesn't involve incest. Again.


OKLA - 10
MIAMI - 21

 

[Luk]

watch out dude or she'll totally repeat something you said two days ago! oh, the horror!

No way! That would really suck. I'd be mortified and shit.

Okay, I'll be back shortly... maybe then Pointless will offer an excerpt to his super hot stroking story and hopefully it doesn't involve incest. Again.


Luke - 106
Nutcase - -21

It's all good. Invoking my name in a thread I had nothing to do with and making shit up makes you look even more idiotic.

 

[pointless]

No way! That would really suck. I'd be mortified and shit.

dude, who wouldn't be?

 

[Luk]

dude, who wouldn't be?

Did she ever make sense? I know the answer but I'm bored.

 

[pointless]

Did she ever make sense? I know the answer but I'm bored.

not really.

 

[bg23]

I bet you were appointed Flower Child at the wedding.... wow, what a waste of time for you then.

lolwut?

 

[pointless]

lolwut?

she doesn't know.