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Pornography makes you gay

Damn. I've been busy creating porno movies and turning young men into gays. I thought I was helping them with their anatomy classes. So now I'm confused. If porno turns men into Gays, what turns women into lesbians? Chatelaine and Cosmopolitan magazines?
 
lance gt said:
Damn. I've been busy creating porno movies and turning young men into gays. I thought I was helping them with their anatomy classes. So now I'm confused. If porno turns men into Gays, what turns women into lesbians? Chatelaine and Cosmopolitan magazines?
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Lance. Do. Not. Make. Me. Laugh.
 
Obviously, the man's never talked to a real eleven year old boy. If you offer him a Playboy (or whichever magazine it was), he's gonna grab it and run.
 
The first time I encountered a Playboy, I was in seventh grade. Entranced? Uh, you got it! Eventually I did start to look at the cartoons but it took a while.
 
For a while I even subscribed. I'd take out the PotM's and laminate the pictures to hang in my garage.
 
"FRC Senior Fellow Pat [Fag]an"

What if you were watching gay pornography as a youth? What would that make you?
 
What happens to the right wingers who have to read and watch porn to monitor it all? Do they turn gay? Or are they immune through a higher power?
 
lance gt said:
Damn. I've been busy creating porno movies and turning young men into gays. I thought I was helping them with their anatomy classes. So now I'm confused. If porno turns men into Gays, what turns women into lesbians? Chatelaine and Cosmopolitan magazines?
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It's them durn see through undies at thet, what ya call, 'Victoria's Secret' store. It makes 'em more attractive to each other than to us men. Thet an' all them movies on HBO. :rolleyes:
 
voluptuary_manque said:
The first time I encountered a Playboy, I was in seventh grade. Entranced? Uh, you got it! Eventually I did start to look at the cartoons but it took a while.
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:eek: 2nd grade, under the mattress of my best friend's dad's bed. Don't know how long Joe had known they were there before he showed me.

Can't remember much other than being completely enthralled.

Never had a subscription, but my babydoll had hers forwarded when she moved in *laugh*
 
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lance gt said:
If porno turns men into Gays, what turns women into lesbians?
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Safe Bet? :rolleyes: That's been her evil agenda for all the women on this forum. And given that the men have all been turned gay thanks to the porno, I'm afraid she's winning.

Men, please, put the porno away, rediscover your heterosexuality and come back to us, before we women all end up naked and rubbing hot oil on each other....
 
This is so beyond ludicrous that I just have to laugh. Following this logic, then I can successfully turn all those guys I really wish were gay (including the guy who is stalking me currently) by sending them Playboys? All my prays are answered!!!

Shit, I have a son. When he gets older, I'll be worried if he doesn't want to look at Playboy.


I'm bi and nothing turned me. I was born this way.
 
3113 said:
Safe Bet? :rolleyes: That's been her evil agenda for all the women on this forum. And given that the men have all been turned gay thanks to the porno, I'm afraid she's winning.

Men, please, put the porno away, rediscover your heterosexuality and come back to us, before we women all end up naked and rubbing hot oil on each other....
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Don't listen to her! Porno is GOOD, dudes! Keep reading! ;)

*starts warming the oil while leering at 3113* :p


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I absolutely loved this comment:

This guy is complaining about homosexuals and he says he wants to impale judges?
____________

... in Schwartz’s defense, he only wants to impale the HOMOSEXUAL judges… the heteros will have to be satisfied w/ a hand job….

:D :D :D
 
TE999 said:
It's them durn see through undies at thet, what ya call, 'Victoria's Secret' store. It makes 'em more attractive to each other than to us men. Thet an' all them movies on HBO. :rolleyes:
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Gol dang it TE99 you been spying on us!
Gonna have to shut you up afore you go spillin any more secrets. Here, stick yore face between Glynndah's legs. :p

lance gt said:
Don't look at this post. It has a risk warning that you might turn gay if you look at it.
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works for me...
 
This is so ludicrous I have to laugh. So this means I can turn all the guys I wish were gay ( including the freak stalking me) gay by sending them Playboy? Hallelujah!! Praise the Lordy.

Serious, I have a son. When he's older I'll worry if he's not interested in Playboy.

I am bi and I was born that way. Nothing turned me.
 
3113 said:
Safe Bet? :rolleyes: That's been her evil agenda for all the women on this forum. And given that the men have all been turned gay thanks to the porno, I'm afraid she's winning.

Men, please, put the porno away, rediscover your heterosexuality and come back to us, before we women all end up naked and rubbing hot oil on each other....
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Ooooh.

I have hot oil. Will travel.
 
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