Hey JBJ!!

[lance gt]

Lance, my friend, JBJ is actually a very clever fellow. He writes one-liners (I forget what he calls them) for some publisher who makes puzzles or stuffs fortune cookies or something. (I know I got that totally wrong, but the gist of it is right.) The fact that his preferred form of entertainment is flinging poo on the internet does not diminish his literary prowess. He's also a horror author and a literary scholar of sorts, claiming to read at least a book a day, which has to count for something.

Perhaps, Lance, instead of singling out a particular poster for ridicule, you could come up with something a little more creative. There was a 300 word fiction challenge thread around here a few days ago. Maybe you could do a 300 word piece on an angry buffoon resembling JBJ, but without mentioning his name. That way you could fulfill your need to denigrate others without actually offending anyone.

I did a similar thing when I was new here, but my subject was Scouries, and the resulting satire is called "Sveni, the Viking Rock Star" (which can be found via my "short list of tall tales" link.) However, to fully appreciate the piece you would need to spend a few minutes reading the Scouries thread. Just don't ask me where it's located, because I've had the dude on ignore for the last year or so.

ETA: as usual, this post is about five minutes late.

Thanks Dee, I have a short piece coming out soon about HarryinVA. It's called the Mindless Troll Army. I and others, have had an ongoing fued with his slanderous remarks to writers and not their stories, so I wrote it with him in mind. I'd rather just leave JBJ alone and let him be. He's harmless as far as his remarks go and it wasn't the best thing to do, I admit it. It's hard enough to make freinds in a new place, but much easier it seems to make enemies with the wrong word.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Here's an interesting thread. The fun starts around post 150.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=671626

Jesus J. Christ, SR! Stop being such a freak'in drama queen and get a sense of humor. You've always been a prickly, prissy, pompous, prat, but I swear, you are getting worse by the day. Stop with the freak'in poor me shit. I didn't particularly like some of Lance's comments, so I sent him a PM explaining why and he apologized and stopped. That was the end of it. But you relish trying to bolster your own sorry assed self by dredging shit up over and over and over again. (BTW, it's getting WAY boring, dude)

So if you want to rag on somebody, rag on me, asshole. I'm not somebody new here and I could give a flying fuck what you think (that's why you won't).



3, 2, 1 = commence SR's comments calling me a 12 year old, a male basher, BFW's alt, Scouries alt, Attila the Hun's sister, Mother Theresa's evil twin, etc.


P.S. Isn't it interesting that whenever a thread becomes a pissing match, YOU are always involved. (of course you wouldn't see that because your freak'in "alleged" ego won't allow it).

 

[sr71plt]

Jesus J. Christ, SR! Stop being such a freak'in drama queen and get a sense of humor. You've always been a prickly, prissy, pompous, prat, but I swear, you are getting worse by the day. Stop with the freak'in poor me shit. I didn't particularly like some of Lance's comments, so I sent him a PM explaining why and he apologized and stopped. That was the end of it. But you relish trying to bolster your own sorry assed self by dredging shit up over and over and over again. (BTW, it's getting WAY boring, dude)

So if you want to rag on somebody, rag on me, asshole. I'm not somebody new here and I could give a flying fuck what you think (that's why you won't).



3, 2, 1 = commence SR's comments calling me a 12 year old, a male basher, BFW's alt, Scouries alt, Attila the Hun's sister, Mother Theresa's evil twin, etc.


P.S. Isn't it interesting that whenever a thread becomes a pissing match, YOU are always involved. (of course you wouldn't see that because your freak'in "alleged" ego won't allow it).

Why does your not particularly liking his comments matter and mine doesn't, safe_bet? Oh, yes, because your orientation counts and mine doesn't. OK, I lump you with Lance on that one. Cheers.

And notice that I managed to say that without all of the ugly bashing.

 

[Freefall_mc]

Why does your not particularly liking his comments matter and mine don't, safe_bet? Oh, yes, because your orientation counts and mine doesn't. OK, I lump you with Lance on that one. Cheers.

Im still waiting for a quote. You know, " ", word for word, from a source.
Feel free to pm it if you wish. I am lazy and will not follow your link, sue me.

And don't presume to know me, plz. I've been very revealing for my purpose here at Lit, and you still presume things and actions about me, incorrectly.

 

[sr71plt]

Im still waiting for a quote. You know, " ", word for word, from a source.
Feel free to pm it if you wish. I am lazy and will not follow your link, sue me.

And don't presume to know me, plz. I've been very revealing for my purpose here at Lit, and you still presume things and actions about me, incorrectly.

Quote of what? It's probably in the link I gave, and your laziness for not going there is your problem, not mine.

What a surprise to hear from you, as you were part of Lance's game.

 

[Freefall_mc]

Quote of what? It's probably in the link I gave, and your laziness for not going there is your problem, not mine.

What a surprise to hear from you, as you were part of Lance's game.

You are the one attempting to present an argument...burden is on you.
duh-uh

 

[sr71plt]

You are the one attempting to present an argument...burden is on you.
duh-uh

Yep, and I gave a link so the reader can read the original without interpretation--at least until someone goes there and starts doctoring their posts.

And, by the way, Lance started this "let's all pile on" thread, not me.

 

[Freefall_mc]

Yep, and I gave a link so the reader can read the original without interpretation--at least until someone goes there and starts doctoring their posts.

And, by the way, Lance started this "let's all pile on" thread, not me.

You came here to unload on JBJ as well?!! Shame on you!

 

[sr71plt]

You came here to unload on JBJ as well?!! Shame on you!

Now that is BFWish as well. So, what do we have here? A tag team?

 

[lance gt]

Now that is BFWish as well. So, what do we have here? A tag team?

I took you off ignore to say this one last time, you whining, little pissant. I was having fun in the thread with you AND Safe-Bet. I directed all my comments to both of you and NOT your lifestyles. If you want to interpret things differently, go ahead, that's your choice. If you can't take some good natured fun, with no intent of malice presumed, you better sit and think about why. You are spineless and sniveling, you have no reason other than your own pathetic soapbox rhetoric to keep attacking everyone about something that is looooong gone and past. Nothing, and I mean nothing, you say or do, will change the fact this is nothing more than a personal slight you feel. You have no validity to keep this up and create a battle of words. Speaking of which, yours and old and crusty. If you want the spotlight to voice yourself to everyone to say,"Poor SR Puff'nStuff", start a thread yourself and have everyone tell you what you've been told already, "Shut the fuck up, you wimpy, little poofter boy." Now, back to ignore with you. I'm tired and want to talk about things that actual have some creedence to discuss. Lance out.

 

[vrosej10]

Wasn't this thread about JBJ? Lance, please remember we don't want to get rid of him - he does my homework for me.

He's our own spicy ratbag. The world needs spicy ratbags.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

This place would be fucking boring without JBJ. It would be like American Idol without Simon.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

This place would be fucking boring without JBJ. It would be like American Idol without Simon.

I'm LITS version of Dick Cheney.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'm LITS version of Dick Cheney.

I knew I was right to refuse your hunting invitations.

 

[sr71plt]

"Shut the fuck up, you wimpy, little poofter boy."

So deeply ingrained you can't even see it (let alone keep yourself from bashing it), Lance. You and safe_bet make a strange but, curiously, matched set.

Umm, no, I was here long before you and will be here long before you fizzle out, so just forget about me shutting the fuck up--until/unless I wish to.

 

[Stella_Omega]

This place would be fucking boring without JBJ. It would be like American Idol without Simon.

There are plenty of not-boring people here. And abusive humor is not entertaining, especialy to the people who are getting the abuse.

And I don't come here to be on American Idol.

jbj, I think, tends to talk to imaginary versions of everyone. He imagines the things they might say, and he responds to that-- and whatever they say is the worst case version of whatever they might have said. So he always notches his responses up a hundredfold, before the fact.

I don't know if that's very entertaining, personally. To me it feels abusive, because once he's screamed at your unbelievable stupidity, what is there to say? You sure don't have much reason to stick to the issue at that point.

Which is why you'll find thread after thread in which jbj has posted five, six posts per page saying god knows what-- because I sure don't want to read them--- while the actual conversation goes on without him.

I think being entertained by watching jbj abuse people is insensitive, priveleged behavior. I think that about American Idol, as well, actually.

 

[CharleyH]

LANCE

I'm too visible a target, and the thrill is over for most of the folks who hate me. Its like being Dick Cheney.

Or Kanye West. Just sayin'.

 

[LaRocha]

I don't like JBJ because he's old and wrinkly and doesn't contribute. If you don't post lit or erotica, what's the point of being here every day? You've only been here a couple years, I'll give you a couple more to justify your existence.

 

[Stella_Omega]

So you're Bi. So what? what is that supposed to mean to me? I didn't bash Bisexual people about it, I bashed you. You so sensitive about your own sexuality, you can't stand a little fun poking about it? And I'm a little boy, am I? You are so obsessed about this and bring it up EVERY chance you can. You want to bash at me, go ahead, I don't give a flying fuck. Just remember, what goes around, really goes around.

I don't know if you know this, lance, but bisexual people tend to get a lot of bashing from both sides.

Gay people think we will turn traitor and go with the straight choice because it can make our lives so much easier, something a completely gay person cannot do.

Straight people think it means we'll fuck anything, including them.

And the Xtian majority wants to save us from hell by forcing their morality on us.

yes, we are sensitive about our sexuality, with damn good reason.

If you want to bash srplt, you can talk about his personality, his paranoia, his need to have the last word-- all kinds of things that don't directly relate to his gender.

Insulting someone about a facet of their life that they have no choice over-- like denigrating Mexicans for being Mexican, or calling a black person the N word, or women for being women-- is a discountable insult. it's meaningless, and will never get your point across about that particular person. All it does is let them mark you as a thought-deprived bigot.

 

[sadangel]

I don't know if you know this, lance, but bisexual people tend to get a lot of bashing from both sides.

Gay people think we will turn traitor and go with the straight choice because it can make our lives so much easier, something a completely gay person cannot do.

Straight people think it means we'll fuck anything, including them.

And the Xtian majority wants to save us from hell by forcing their morality on us.

yes, we are sensitive about our sexuality, with damn good reason.

If you want to bash srplt, you can talk about his personality, his paranoia, his need to have the last word-- all kinds of things that don't directly relate to his gender.

Insulting someone about a facet of their life that they have no choice over-- like denigrating Mexicans for being Mexican, or calling a black person the N word, or women for being women-- is a discountable insult. it's meaningless, and will never get your point across about that particular person. All it does is let them mark you as a thought-deprived bigot.

I've had only a minor run in with that. When I told my mom and a few others I am with a man now, their response was "Oh, so you are a straight person now" No, I am with a man because I fell in love with him. If it had been a woman, I would be with her...but it was a man who touched my soul in a way that no other person ever has. Man or woman.

I agree...Bisexuals do get trashed from both sides. It can be hard, and again, like Stella said, bashing, even if you don't realize you are doing so, is like this:

Insulting someone about a facet of their life that they have no choice over-- like denigrating Mexicans for being Mexican, or calling a black person the N word, or women for being women-- is a discountable insult. it's meaningless, and will never get your point across about that particular person. All it does is let them mark you as a thought-deprived bigot.

Lance, I don't believe you meant to insult others, when you were going after Sr. He can be a complete jerk, this is what most of us know. Rise above it. If you have him on ignore, leave him there. If Sr has you on ignore, I hope he will leave you there and this rather childish, "No, you are, No, YOU are" can finally die a belated death.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I don't like JBJ because he's old and wrinkly and doesn't contribute. If you don't post lit or erotica, what's the point of being here every day? You've only been here a couple years, I'll give you a couple more to justify your existence.

My stories are a mix of horror and underage sex. You cant post underage sex here. Plus using my realname only invites abuse. But the underage sex is a deal-breaker with LIT. So kiss my fat old ass and like it.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Or Kanye West. Just sayin'.

Back for another whack at me? I swear, I suspect you and STELLA are hot for me.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

There are plenty of not-boring people here. And abusive humor is not entertaining, especialy to the people who are getting the abuse.

And I don't come here to be on American Idol.

jbj, I think, tends to talk to imaginary versions of everyone. He imagines the things they might say, and he responds to that-- and whatever they say is the worst case version of whatever they might have said. So he always notches his responses up a hundredfold, before the fact.

I don't know if that's very entertaining, personally. To me it feels abusive, because once he's screamed at your unbelievable stupidity, what is there to say? You sure don't have much reason to stick to the issue at that point.

Which is why you'll find thread after thread in which jbj has posted five, six posts per page saying god knows what-- because I sure don't want to read them--- while the actual conversation goes on without him.

I think being entertained by watching jbj abuse people is insensitive, priveleged behavior. I think that about American Idol, as well, actually.

She is hot for me! She reads everything I post. OMG a stalker!

 

[CharleyH]

Back for another whack at me? I swear, I suspect you and STELLA are hot for me.

Oh, you know I like assholes, especially fucking them up and sideways. (I can't speak for Stella, though).

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Lance, my friend, JBJ is actually a very clever fellow. He writes one-liners (I forget what he calls them) for some publisher who makes puzzles or stuffs fortune cookies or something. (I know I got that totally wrong, but the gist of it is right.) The fact that his preferred form of entertainment is flinging poo on the internet does not diminish his literary prowess. He's also a horror author and a literary scholar of sorts, claiming to read at least a book a day, which has to count for something.

Perhaps, Lance, instead of singling out a particular poster for ridicule, you could come up with something a little more creative. There was a 300 word fiction challenge thread around here a few days ago. Maybe you could do a 300 word piece on an angry buffoon resembling JBJ, but without mentioning his name. That way you could fulfill your need to denigrate others without actually offending anyone.

I did a similar thing when I was new here, but my subject was Scouries, and the resulting satire is called "Sveni, the Viking Rock Star" (which can be found via my "short list of tall tales" link.) However, to fully appreciate the piece you would need to spend a few minutes reading the Scouries thread. Just don't ask me where it's located, because I've had the dude on ignore for the last year or so.

ETA: as usual, this post is about five minutes late.

On another board I'm the MAYOR OF MORONIA, an exclusive gated community that excludes virtually everyone. And BUSH-PILOT, Top Gun & Commander of the Smartian Air Force in its relentless struggle against the Moronian Hordes of Canada.