Hey JBJ!!

[bronzeage]

A vanity thread is a vanity thread, regardless of how it's worded. The only point is to let the person named in the title know you are thinking of them.

It doesn't matter what one is thinking.

 

[sr71plt]

If you're gay then say so. You said you've been married for 40 years. Come out of the closet and say you're gay if you are.

I guess they don't teach you about bi in junior high.

But why are you obsessed by this, little boy?

 

[lance gt]

I have to say, sometimes this place is the best entertainment! Especially when the competition is a poorly written Texas history textbook. I really gotta get off here and read.

Now, the Republic of Fredonia was funny. Lance, if you're bored, first off, I'm still waiting for that promised pic, so get busy, and secondly, google Fredonia and have a laugh.

SR, pour us both some Shiraz. Pour me a brandy snifter full. Thank you.

There. Lit War of September 13 avoided.

I went to take the pics and the damn batteries are dead. My son, the little bugger used them in his Xbox controller and now there too weak to take a picture. I making him buy new ones and then I'll get them to you, I promise. I'll check out Fredonia and see what it's about. You always make feel so much better. That's why you're my Honey.

 

[lance gt]

I guess they don't teach you about bi in junior high.

But why are you obsessed by this, little boy?

So you're Bi. So what? what is that supposed to mean to me? I didn't bash Bisexual people about it, I bashed you. You so sensitive about your own sexuality, you can't stand a little fun poking about it? And I'm a little boy, am I? You are so obsessed about this and bring it up EVERY chance you can. You want to bash at me, go ahead, I don't give a flying fuck. Just remember, what goes around, really goes around.

 

[jomar]

1. Keep calling as you see them. That goes for everybody.

2. I get whiff of a dormant alt in the air. Could be mistaken, but...

 

[sr71plt]

1. Keep calling as you see them. That goes for everybody.

2. I get whiff of a dormant alt in the air. Could be mistaken, but...

I'll already said it's very, very BFWish.

Sentence one is often a three-quarters clever joke/play on words. The mouth foaming starts in sentence two.

Later: Lest it be misunderstood, I was remarking on the BFW's posting technique that Lance has used, not Jomar's two sentences.

 

[jomar]

I'll already said it's very, very BFWish.

Yes. I've been out for a bit and missed your post.

 

[Bianca_Sommerland]

I must say, it's got to be somewhat flattering to have a thread in your name. Good or bad. And it's not the first one? Gotta give you props J.

*Note to self, to keep a thread going, either bring up Obama or bash JBJ or Ami* Got it

 

[lance gt]

I'll already said it's very, very BFWish.

Sentence one is often a three-quarters clever joke/play on words. The mouth foaming starts in sentence two.

I am not Jomar. What does his/her comments have to do with me? I didn't even know what that person was talking about (dormant alt).
if you have an issue with those comments, Take them up with Jomar, not me

 

[jomar]

I am not Jomar. What does his/her comments have to do with me? I didn't even know what that person was talking about (dormant alt).
if you have an issue with those comments, Take them up with Jomar, not me

Wow. Talk about confirmation.

 

[sr71plt]

I am not Jomar. What does his/her comments have to do with me? I didn't even know what that person was talking about (dormant alt).
if you have an issue with those comments, Take them up with Jomar, not me

This too is very BFWish. Uncanny. Not saying it is--just that there seems to be a type.

 

[lance gt]

This too is very BFWish. Uncanny. Not saying it is--just that there seems to be a type.

I don't care about BFW, I care about you accusing me of things I never said and making an issue about them with me. I said quite clearly, I support everyone's right to their sexual persuassion and don't bash their lifestyle. You can continue with your crap or apologize to me and we can call it a day. Your call.

 

[sr71plt]

I don't care about BFW, I care about you accusing me of things I never said and making an issue about them with me. I said quite clearly, I support everyone's right to their sexual persuassion and don't bash their lifestyle. You can continue with your crap or apologize to me and we can call it a day. Your call.

Go fish. You declared your genuine self on the "sensitivity" thread.

 

[lance gt]

Go fish. You declared your genuine self on the "sensitivity" thread.

Interesting. I'm genuine, but you're ambiguous. You took something that was said by someone else and are accusing me of it. I have made myself very clear on where I stand with that issue. You have never made anything clear and have started something about a hidden part of your life. If you're Bi, enjoy yourself, stop making something out of nothing and stop taking yourself so seriously. It's a moot point and it's been forgotten by everyone but you. You want attention brought to yourself so you can be the new posterboy for Bisexuals. Buddy, you ain't it. I gotta tell ya straight.

 

[sr71plt]

Pretty creepy, Lance. Also not the best idea around here.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I really doubt this is an alt, guys.
A bit preassumptive, yes. Some people are like that.

BFW-- in fact almost no one I know-- would ever make an apology such as the one lance made in the sensitivity thread; it was precise, and specific, and exhibited an exact understanding of why he wanted to apologise.

Things went downhill again right away of course, but that was an apology in a million-- more's the pity.

So no, not BFW. He couldn't even have pretended long enough to do that.

 

[lance gt]

Pretty creepy, Lance. Also not the best idea around here.

Oh I can get creepy alright. Just leave it alone and leave me alone at the same time. I'm done with this and will say no more about it. You've made your statements and so have I.

 

[sr71plt]

Oh I can get creepy alright. Just leave it alone and leave me alone at the same time. I'm done with this and will say no more about it. You've made your statements and so have I.

Threats don't impress me, Lance. Boo.

 

[lance gt]

Threats don't impress me, Lance. Boo.

Now who's being a little boy? I'll ask you as nicely as I can, stop with the attacks and forget it. I didn't say it and that's the facts of it. From here on in, you are on my ignore list

 

[jomar]

I really doubt this is an alt, guys.
A bit preassumptive, yes. Some people are like that.

BFW-- in fact almost no one I know-- would ever make an apology such as the one lance made in the sensitivity thread; it was precise, and specific, and exhibited an exact understanding of why he wanted to apologise.

Things went downhill again right away of course, but that was an apology in a million-- more's the pity.

So no, not BFW. He couldn't even have pretended long enough to do that.

You might be right. I didn't see that thread, just going on impressions and such and there's something way overly familiar in a couple of ways on this one. But in the long run it doesn't matter if it's an alt or not - the entity's value will depend on the posts since everybody is a potential alt.

 

[lance gt]

You might be right. I didn't see that thread, just going on impressions and such and there's something way overly familiar in a couple of ways on this one. But in the long run it doesn't matter if it's an alt or not - the entity's value will depend on the posts since everybody is a potential alt.

Thank you Jomar, I feel vindicated in my statements earlier. I was sincere in my apology and feel strongly against gay bashing in any way as a lifestyle. Sr just has issues and he feels I am the one to heap them on.

 

[sr71plt]

You might be right. I didn't see that thread, just going on impressions and such and there's something way overly familiar in a couple of ways on this one. But in the long run it doesn't matter if it's an alt or not - the entity's value will depend on the posts since everybody is a potential alt.

Here's an interesting thread. The fun starts around post 150.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=671626

 

[penandpaper]

Wasn't this thread about JBJ? Lance, please remember we don't want to get rid of him - he does my homework for me.

 

[lance gt]

Wasn't this thread about JBJ? Lance, please remember we don't want to get rid of him - he does my homework for me.

It was P&P, In fact I'd rather this thread just fade away and never be seen again. Seems someone has issues they need to deal with and I can't be bothered with them anymore. JBJ has his own things to deal with without me adding to them. I'll let him be and stay quiet. Sorry JBJ for intruding your space.

 

[DeeZire]

Lance, my friend, JBJ is actually a very clever fellow. He writes one-liners (I forget what he calls them) for some publisher who makes puzzles or stuffs fortune cookies or something. (I know I got that totally wrong, but the gist of it is right.) The fact that his preferred form of entertainment is flinging poo on the internet does not diminish his literary prowess. He's also a horror author and a literary scholar of sorts, claiming to read at least a book a day, which has to count for something.

Perhaps, Lance, instead of singling out a particular poster for ridicule, you could come up with something a little more creative. There was a 300 word fiction challenge thread around here a few days ago. Maybe you could do a 300 word piece on an angry buffoon resembling JBJ, but without mentioning his name. That way you could fulfill your need to denigrate others without actually offending anyone.

I did a similar thing when I was new here, but my subject was Scouries, and the resulting satire is called "Sveni, the Viking Rock Star" (which can be found via my "short list of tall tales" link.) However, to fully appreciate the piece you would need to spend a few minutes reading the Scouries thread. Just don't ask me where it's located, because I've had the dude on ignore for the last year or so.

ETA: as usual, this post is about five minutes late.