The longest sentence ever written

[Tio_Narratore]

an immortal femme fatale to entice him to his fate and be kissed with her breath with hypnotic words and music of death, entombed within her charms, his nemesis trapped within her arms for eternity, when suddenly the door opened and in walked

Jones, long, tall Jones, defender of the weak, upbraider of the powerful, able to

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

Jones, long, tall Jones, defender of the weak, upbraider of the powerful, able to

swingle his swingles, dangle his dangles and twiggle his twiggles and immediately he began to

 

[Tio_Narratore]

swingle his swingles, dangle his dangles and twiggle his twiggles and immediately he began to

tango tempetuously with the firey femme fatale, fleet-footededly floating freely above the dance floor in a delightfully dangerous demonstration of

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

tango tempetuously with the firey femme fatale, fleet-footededly floating freely above the dance floor in a delightfully dangerous demonstration of

cum dancing; white and gliding acrobatically across the floor to music just like a sperm that

 

[Tio_Narratore]

cum dancing; white and gliding acrobatically across the floor to music just like a sperm that

has lost its way, never again to find

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

has lost its way, never again to find

the hand that helped it on its journey nor the

 

[lance gt]

the hand that helped it on its journey nor the

place it was meant to

 

[Tio_Narratore]

place it was meant to

occupy in the grand order of

 

[TE999]

occupy in the grand order of

vaginas since the dawn of humankind, a warm receptacle of the next generation's virile...

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

vaginas since the dawn of humankind, a warm receptacle of the next generation's virile...

fecundity of fittest fighting fist, forging

 

[Tio_Narratore]

fecundity of fittest fighting fist, forging

fraternal fealty to face ferocious fundabilae with fortitude and flatulence for

 

[TE999]

fraternal fealty to face ferocious fundabilae with fortitude and flatulence for

fatefully figuring and fortuitously finagling a finale foolishly forecasting a fecundity fundamentally...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

flawed, fatally and finally, flattened face-down, drowning in the dregs of a downpour dribbling down a drainage ditch directly towards

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

flawed, fatally and finally, flattened face-down, drowning in the dregs of a downpour dribbling down a drainage ditch directly towards

an abyss as awesome as an avalanche and as

 

[Tio_Narratore]

an abyss as awesome as an avalanche and as

absurdly anticlimactic as an asymmetric argument attempting to achieve an astounding act of

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

absurdly anticlimactic as an asymmetric argument attempting to achieve an astounding act of

churlish cheating, commonly caused by a charismatic catastrophe creating

 

[Handley_Page]

churlish cheating, commonly caused by a charismatic catastrophe creating

a tiny tidal wave endangering. . .

 

[Tio_Narratore]

endless endogamic edentulents endogenous to Eden's endpoint and engendering energetic engineering in the dark domain of

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

endless endogamic edentulents endogenous to Eden's endpoint and engendering energetic engineering in the dark domain of

alternating alliteration, allowed altogether alone in

 

[Tio_Narratore]

alternating alliteration, allowed altogether alone in

...blackguards' base bastions of boreal blasphemy, beckoning bored babes brothel-wise for a circumspect consideration of curvaceous cuteness...

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

...blackguards' base bastions of boreal blasphemy, beckoning bored babes brothel-wise for a circumspect consideration of curvaceous cuteness...

and dastardly daring darlings devoutly dribbling directly at