The longest sentence ever written

[TE999]

potato peeling punks picking peanuts and passing

wild, withering, whistling, warm, wonderful wind which warns wondering...

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

wild, withering, whistling, warm, wonderful wind which warns wondering...

souls slithering stealthily, soundless and silently still, hissing secret sounds such as

 

[TE999]

souls slithering stealthily, soundless and silently still, hissing secret sounds such as

obdurate, ominous, overwhelming, onerous, ordinary odes of obligatory oscillations outreaching onto

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

obdurate, ominous, overwhelming, onerous, ordinary odes of obligatory oscillations outreaching onto

alliterations as wild as a coyote and as

 

[TE999]

alliterations as wild as a coyote and as

outrageous as a circus bandwagon with an escort of cavorting clowns, neretheless...

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

outrageous as a circus bandwagon with an escort of cavorting clowns, neretheless...

just as dry as a dead dingo's donger and as crazy as a clucking cock that is

 

[TE999]

just as dry as a dead dingo's donger and as crazy as a clucking cock that is

gladly and greatfully greeting the glorious morning's maundering mists meandering before the shining, scintillating sun that

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

gladly and greatfully greeting the glorious morning's maundering mists meandering before the shining, scintillating sun that

sheds its photons over the land like a giant photon shedding thing allowing the people on the beach to

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

sheds its photons over the land like a giant photon shedding thing allowing the people on the beach to

prance around naked, playing volley ball on a trampolin while being fillmed by...

 

[TE999]

prance around naked, playing volley ball on a trampoline while being fillmed by...

those dudes from 'Girls Gone Wild' with plenty of beaver shots and closeups of bouncing breasts and tight little buttocks flexing and releasing...

 

[jomar]

until the church lady called the police whereupon two buff cops rolled up in their black and white forcing the film crew to get gone but the girls, some artificially enhanced, swarmed the hunky cops and

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

until the church lady called the police whereupon two buff cops rolled up in their black and white forcing the film crew to get gone but the girls, some artificially enhanced, swarmed the hunky cops and

persuaded them to throw the church lady in the lake, reminding the police of the secret pictures they possessed of them if they didn't do as they demanded, and so, without hesitation they

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

persuaded them to throw the church lady in the lake, reminding the police of the secret pictures they possessed of them if they didn't do as they demanded, and so, without hesitation they

called an emergency meeting at HOOTERS to discuss the matter and stare at...

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

called an emergency meeting at HOOTERS to discuss the matter and stare at...

the wall because it was far more interesting than

 

[TE999]

the wall because it was far more interesting than

the parking lot, besides the server girls were lined up against the wall having a wet t-shirt contest by throwing glasses of water on each other with the winner getting...

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

the parking lot, besides the server girls were lined up against the wall having a wet t-shirt contest by throwing glasses of water on each other with the winner getting...

a wet t-shirt, ok it started off being dry until some idiot with an AV took the wrong turning with a boat and the next thing you see is

 

[Tio_Narratore]

a wet t-shirt, ok it started off being dry until some idiot with an AV took the wrong turning with a boat and the next thing you see is

a capsized boat with a topless bosomy blonde bouncily waving her wet t-shirt while hooting for a handful of hunks to help haul her

 

[TE999]

a capsized boat with a topless bosomy blonde bouncily waving her wet t-shirt while hooting for a handful of hunks to help haul her

sexily on board their boat whereupon she thanked them all for rescuing her by giving each of them a piece of her...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

sexily on board their boat whereupon she thanked them all for rescuing her by giving each of them a piece of her...

mind for manually manipulating her massive mammaries when their hands could have been put to better use by

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

mind for manually manipulating her massive mammaries when their hands could have been put to better use by

juggling balloons while whistling an Irish jig and ...

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

juggling balloons while whistling an Irish jig and ...

drinking Guinness because it's a well known fact that every woman looks sexier to a man when

 

[Tio_Narratore]

he's looking at her through the distorted bottom of a porter glass after viewing himself in the cracked mirror on the men's room wall while he

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

he's looking at her through the distorted bottom of a porter glass after viewing himself in the cracked mirror on the men's room wall while he

admired himself in the mirror and the distortion created by the crack emphasised the size of his

 

[Tio_Narratore]

admired himself in the mirror and the distortion created by the crack emphasised the size of his

ego, giving him delusions of grandeur with just a soupcon of megalomania and leaving him dangerously overconfident in his efforts to attract

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

ego, giving him delusions of grandeur with just a soupcon of megalomania and leaving him dangerously overconfident in his efforts to attract

an immortal femme fatale to entice him to his fate and be kissed with her breath with hypnotic words and music of death, entombed within her charms, his nemesis trapped within her arms for eternity, when suddenly the door opened and in walked