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Daily Mail - 02/09/09
Police are investigating a "serious" security breach after a civil servant lost top-secret documents containing the latest intelligence on NHS failings.
The unnamed Cabinet Office employee apparently breached strict security rules when he left the papers on the seat of dodgem ride at Clapham funfair.
The ride operator spotted the envelope containing the files and gave it to the Daily Mail, who read them thoroughly before handing them over to the police a week later.
Horrors documented in the files include:
• Cannibalism amongst foreign nurses, including one instance of an auxiliary nurse biting the toe off a newborn child.
• Cost-cutting at rural cottage hospitals, where patients are served pigswill from neighbouring farms.
• An administrative error that led to an American tourist receiving a sex change operation instead of an appendectomy.
• Patients wheeled straight from the morgues to the hospital furnaces to cut back on waiting time for beds.
• Widespread outbreaks of scabies and leprosy on wards up and down the country, caused by a failed “bring your own bedsheets” policy.
The official was later suspended from his job, the Cabinet Office announced.
Health Minister, Andy Burnham now faces demands for an official inquiry.
Keith Vaz MP, chairman of the powerful Home Affairs select committee told the Daily Mail: "Such confidential documents should be locked away...they should not be read on funfair rides.
“I will be writing to the Health Minister to establish an inquiry into the affair.”
Any inquiry is likely to focus on the Cabinet Office, and the security procedures that made it possible for sensitive information to be allowed out of a secure environment.
One Whitehall source sought to play down the impact of the breach: "We don't believe there is a threat to any individuals in what’s in these documents now that they’ve entered the public domain.
“We could have stopped the Mail from publishing them, but at the end of the day it was just too much fun to watch the Americans watch on with horror as anxiety over Obamacare reaches a crescendo.”
The BBC, who are in the process of filming a new series of Casualty, along with two more fly-on-the-wall hospital documentaries, are said to have already entered negotiations with US sci-fi and horror television networks.

Police are investigating a "serious" security breach after a civil servant lost top-secret documents containing the latest intelligence on NHS failings.
The unnamed Cabinet Office employee apparently breached strict security rules when he left the papers on the seat of dodgem ride at Clapham funfair.
The ride operator spotted the envelope containing the files and gave it to the Daily Mail, who read them thoroughly before handing them over to the police a week later.
Horrors documented in the files include:
• Cannibalism amongst foreign nurses, including one instance of an auxiliary nurse biting the toe off a newborn child.
• Cost-cutting at rural cottage hospitals, where patients are served pigswill from neighbouring farms.
• An administrative error that led to an American tourist receiving a sex change operation instead of an appendectomy.
• Patients wheeled straight from the morgues to the hospital furnaces to cut back on waiting time for beds.
• Widespread outbreaks of scabies and leprosy on wards up and down the country, caused by a failed “bring your own bedsheets” policy.
The official was later suspended from his job, the Cabinet Office announced.
Health Minister, Andy Burnham now faces demands for an official inquiry.
Keith Vaz MP, chairman of the powerful Home Affairs select committee told the Daily Mail: "Such confidential documents should be locked away...they should not be read on funfair rides.
“I will be writing to the Health Minister to establish an inquiry into the affair.”
Any inquiry is likely to focus on the Cabinet Office, and the security procedures that made it possible for sensitive information to be allowed out of a secure environment.
One Whitehall source sought to play down the impact of the breach: "We don't believe there is a threat to any individuals in what’s in these documents now that they’ve entered the public domain.
“We could have stopped the Mail from publishing them, but at the end of the day it was just too much fun to watch the Americans watch on with horror as anxiety over Obamacare reaches a crescendo.”
The BBC, who are in the process of filming a new series of Casualty, along with two more fly-on-the-wall hospital documentaries, are said to have already entered negotiations with US sci-fi and horror television networks.
