I'm coming clean... and apologizing.

[zipman]

I vote performance art.

 

[HoHoBomb]

We've known all along that you are a stay at home mother of twins.

 

[thør]

You do have the new bike, eh?

 

[Comshaw]

Hey folks..

A lot of things have been going down for me lately, uncomfortable things to be honest. and really, its all got me thinking. I've been a bit of a dick on this board. I'm sorry to the people I've said shitty things to, especially if I've hurt you.

Truth is, in my real life I am insecure, if not down-right- terrified of people. I've always been the type to stutter aaand stamer out of fear, the real wallflower type. I'm working hard to overcome it, and I guess I now realize I can no longer use Lit as my crutch. Tomorrow I begin looking people in the eye, for the first time in my life.

My pics are photoshopped. I purposefully post shitty low-fi ones knowing nobody would question them. I look ok, I think. About 40 pounds heavier. But come on, truth be told, people would treat me differently if they knew.

talk af traveling here and there is a lie. but some day, wil make it happen. I do appreciate all those who helped me with the charade. I just so badky want to be that person... I guess I got carried away.

Sorry everyone. you will now see the new and improved funk... if you don't beat me up too much. do it if you much though. I deserve it.

If it's true then that's wonderful. More people should come clean on here.
If it's bullshit then it's decent bullshit that gets things going. Either way I'm cool with it.

Oh for fuck sake!!! Houston we have a problem....

Comshaw

 

[pinkstarfish]

I feel like I'm going to be sick. I can't believe you're doing this!

 

[Ham Murabi]

I've actually met a few people from this site. Well, waaay less than 5, plus many who never met me, and we claim it happened and back each other up. For fun.

those i did meet, honestly, once they skillufully drew me out of my shell, we had fun. But truth is, that was them. Not because of me.

You didn't bring up the time we got together. At least I was honest about the colostomy.

 

[blunt_trauma]

i confess i'm really a man.
my paintings aren't mine.
the big gay dog is a kid in a costume.
elvis lives! and he's in my garage.

 

[Morcheeba]

I vote performance art.

I vote performance.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

I feel like I'm going to be sick. I can't believe you're doing this!

It's ok. In fact, just let it go. Let's both let it go. Thanks.

 

[ChauvanistPig]

Hey folks..

A lot of things have been going down for me lately, uncomfortable things to be honest. and really, its all got me thinking. I've been a bit of a dick on this board. I'm sorry to the people I've said shitty things to, especially if I've hurt you.

Truth is, in my real life I am insecure, if not down-right- terrified of people. I've always been the type to stutter aaand stamer out of fear, the real wallflower type. I'm working hard to overcome it, and I guess I now realize I can no longer use Lit as my crutch. Tomorrow I begin looking people in the eye, for the first time in my life.

My pics are photoshopped. I purposefully post shitty low-fi ones knowing nobody would question them. I look ok, I think. About 40 pounds heavier. But come on, truth be told, people would treat me differently if they knew.

talk af traveling here and there is a lie. but some day, wil make it happen. I do appreciate all those who helped me with the charade. I just so badky want to be that person... I guess I got carried away.

Sorry everyone. you will now see the new and improved funk... if you don't beat me up too much. do it if you much though. I deserve it.

Good to hear.

 

[pinkstarfish]

It's ok. In fact, just let it go. Let's both let it go. Thanks.

..................

 

[The Mutt]

Nm...

You wouldn't cum clean with me, baby. You'd cum dirty. And often.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

LadyF, I told you on our bike ride that you had no obligation to do this. You can be whoever you want online, including forty pounds thinner. You don't owe the board an explanation.

 

[thør]

LadyF, I told you on our bike ride that you had no obligation to do this. You can be whoever you want online, including forty pounds thinner. You don't owe the board an explanation.

So, she does have the new ride?

 

[blunt_trauma]

LadyF, I told you on our bike ride that you had no obligation to do this. You can be whoever you want online, including forty pounds thinner. You don't owe the board an explanation.

40? sean said she was at least 80 over what was in the pics she posted.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

40? sean said she was at least 80 over what was in the pics she posted.

My screen is wider than his.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Bike seats suck.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Bike seats suck.

If only.

 

[Aliea]

I vote performance art.

Seconded.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

If only.

Haaa!! I have never found one comfortable enough for me to enjoy riding a bike.

 

[thør]

Haaa!! I have never found one comfortable enough for me to enjoy riding a bike.

You need a nice pair of bike shorts.....PI's or better....

 

[Minkey Boodle]

You need a nice pair of bike shorts.....PI's or better....

Is that the trick to it?

 

[thør]

Is that the trick to it?

And like everything, start on short rides, and work up to longer ones. Really, for very long rides on rough terrain, two pairs of bike shorts make the ass comfy.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

And like everything, start on short rides, and work up to longer ones. Really, for very long rides on rough terrain, two pairs of bike shorts make the ass comfy.

Dangit! I coulda used this information this morning.

 

[thør]

Dangit! I coulda used this information this morning.

And get a bike seat that's specific for your sex......