I'm coming clean... and apologizing.

[LadyFunkenstein]

Nm...

 

[poppy1963mcgee]

I call bullshit.

Who stole LadyF's password?

Rory, is that you??

 

[Ham Murabi]

Hey folks..

A lot of things have been going down for me lately, uncomfortable things to be honest. and really, its all got me thinking. I've been a bit of a dick on this board. I'm sorry to the people I've said shitty things to, especially if I've hurt you.

Truth is, in my real life I am insecure, if not down-right- terrified of people. I've always been the type to stutter aaand stamer out of fear, the real wallflower type. I'm working hard to overcome it, and I guess I now realize I can no longer use Lit as my crutch. Tomorrow I begin looking people in the eye, for the first time in my life.

My pics are photoshopped. I purposefully post shitty low-fi ones knowing nobody would question them. I look ok, I think. About 40 pounds heavier. But come on, truth be told, people would treat me differently if they knew.

talk af traveling here and there is a lie. but some day, wil make it happen. I do appreciate all those who helped me with the charade. I just so badky want to be that person... I guess I got carried away.

Sorry everyone. you will now see the new and improved funk... if you don't beat me up too much. do it if you much though. I deserve it.

Guess I should come clean too.
In real life I cheated on my taxes and OK'd distasteful financial transactions that did harm to our economy.
Crazier still, I was rewarded with a cushy job in D.C. where I'm really fucking things up.
Yes (sob), I'm Timothy Geithner.

 

[firespin]

Noble if true, but it smells of performance art, like those who have choked on a peanut or admitted heroin addiction or claimed to be diagnosed with terminal cancer...

 

[John Doe]

I call bullshit.

Me too.

LF is a much better typist.

 

[semen4her]

Noble if true, but it smells of performance art, like those who have choked on a peanut or admitted heroin addiction or claimed to be diagnosed with terminal cancer...

Don't forget choking to death in a sand storm on route home from adopting an African baby.

 

[Generic_chick]

I'm having a really hard time swallowing this.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'm having a really hard time swallowing this.

That's what she said

 

[semen4her]

I'm having a really hard time swallowing this.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard that...

 

[semen4her]

That's what she said

Asshole.

 

[Generic_chick]

That's what she said

If I had a dollar for every time I heard that...

I don't usually set them up quite so neatly.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Wow. I typed that with my phone. To me it seemed riddled with typos and poor spelling choices. I can't believe I come off better when I'm honest. Ok, well maybe that'snot a huge surprise, but still...

 

[semen4her]

I don't usually set them up quite so neatly.

Keep it up and we'll go on tour.

 

[TurdFergeson]

me too...I don't really have a huge yellow hat.

 

[Generic_chick]

Keep it up and we'll go on tour.

It'll have to be a good tour. I don't like shitty hotels. I require good sheets and bathrobes.

 

[semen4her]

It'll have to be a good tour. I don't like shitty hotels. I require good sheets and bathrobes.

Now might be the wrong time to tell you about my new tent.

It sleeps two.

 

[semen4her]

Wow. I typed that with my phone. To me it seemed riddled with typos and poor spelling choices. I can't believe I come off better when I'm honest. Ok, well maybe that'snot a huge surprise, but still...

Lose a bet?

 

[Modern Mephisto]

Did we hit a time warp and slingshot back to April 1st?

 

[Bert Notorius]

Wow. I typed that with my phone. To me it seemed riddled with typos and poor spelling choices. I can't believe I come off better when I'm honest. Ok, well maybe that'snot a huge surprise, but still...

Ha! You said snot.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

I've actually met a few people from this site. Well, waaay less than 5, plus many who never met me, and we claim it happened and back each other up. For fun.

those i did meet, honestly, once they skillufully drew me out of my shell, we had fun. But truth is, that was them. Not because of me.

 

[Radiohead]

Like No, Way.

 

[John Doe]

Wow. I typed that with my phone. To me it seemed riddled with typos and poor spelling choices. I can't believe I come off better when I'm honest.

No, you're still an insufferable cunt.

 

[unregistered]

 

[KRCummings]

If it's true then that's wonderful. More people should come clean on here.
If it's bullshit then it's decent bullshit that gets things going. Either way I'm cool with it.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Hey folks..

A lot of things have been going down for me lately, uncomfortable things to be honest. and really, its all got me thinking. I've been a bit of a dick on this board. I'm sorry to the people I've said shitty things to, especially if I've hurt you.

Truth is, in my real life I am insecure, if not down-right- terrified of people. I've always been the type to stutter aaand stamer out of fear, the real wallflower type. I'm working hard to overcome it, and I guess I now realize I can no longer use Lit as my crutch. Tomorrow I begin looking people in the eye, for the first time in my life.

If this is for real, it's not as if you've been fooling all that many people. Your insecurity has always come through loud and clear to me. But that doesn't mean you aren't smart or have other admirable qualities. Don't feel as if you have to compensate so much.

I am all for the anonymity that the internet affords, but the less we reflect our true personalities, the more we're just being an alt, no matter what our user IDs say.

talk af traveling here and there is a lie. but some day, wil make it happen. I do appreciate all those who helped me with the charade. I just so badky want to be that person... I guess I got carried away.

Prior to 9/11 when flying was still easy and every flight wasn't 115% overbooked, I had a job where I traveled a lot. It was fun for the first few months getting familiar with some nice cities I hadn't seen before. It gets old real quick, however. More exhausting than exhilarating.