I am officially a dirty old man

[jomar]

I was shopping and a young beauty asked me to get an item off a top shelf for her.

Rachel McAdams looks (seriously), tight white shirt, short pleated schoolgirl skirt, red cowboy boots.

I had to work at not staring.

I hope she was 21.

Save me from myself...

 

[markagnew]

dirrty ole man

Yep my friend, it sure looks that way, you is a dirty ole man, go hang yourself now before its too late, god bless you.

 

[jomar]

Hello Mark, welcome to the AH.

I'll look at pictures of Meredith Viera, Michelle Phillips and a few others. That will help.

 

[TxRad]

I was shopping and a young beauty asked me to get an item off a top shelf for her.

Rachel McAdams looks (seriously), tight white shirt, short pleated schoolgirl skirt, red cowboy boots.

I had to work at not staring.

I hope she was 21.

Save me from myself...

As the Official Lit AH Dirty Old Man (See Tag Line), I have a question. Did she try to reach the item first? Maybe she came up on her toes, even lifted one foot and bending her knee.

The Red Cowboy Boots are the giveaway. She likes being looked at and was teasing you. She probably likes older men.

You have to look at life and women in general in a different way now that you've reached the Dirty Old man Category.

 

[jomar]

As the Official Lit AH Dirty Old Man (See Tag Line), I have a question. Did she try to reach the item first? Maybe she came up on her toes, even lifted one foot and bending her knee.

The Red Cowboy Boots are the giveaway. She likes being looked at and was teasing you. She probably likes older men.

Stop it! You're killing me!

You have to look at life and women in general in a different way now that you've reached the Dirty Old man Category.

Does the club have a secret handshake?

 

[Liar]

Save me from myself...

Why? Sounds splendid.

 

[impressive]

Well, that would make me a dirty old man, too.

 

[sophia jane]

Well, that would make me a dirty old man, too.

Lol
What does define a dirty old man, anyway?

 

[NoJo]

Lol
What does define a dirty old man, anyway?

I think you have to be able to leer and smack your lips

 

[sophia jane]

I think you have to be able to leer and smack your lips

Ah. It's all clear to me now.

Good to see you, Joe.

 

[NoJo]

Ah. It's all clear to me now.

Good to see you, Joe.

U2. I'm on the General Board more, not into the seriousness of this forum at the mo, frankly

 

[sophia jane]

I'm on the General Board more, not into the seriousness of this forum at the mo, frankly

I've not been much of anywhere around here lately for the same reason. The general board scares me.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I was perving on the Outback Steakhouse girl in her non-work clothes the other day. But I have been a dirty old man for a while, even back into my 20s.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Where is it written that you have to be old to be a dirty old man? Or, in this crowd, even a man?

 

[DeeZire]

I realized I was a dirty old man when I was on a music gig and one of my band mates leaned over between songs and said "dude, if you're going to stare at her, at least do it without leaving your mouth hanging open." That was about 15 years ago.

Ideally, you want to consider Jerry Seinfeld's advice, which is "look, then look away, look, then look away." (And close your mouth.)

A while back, my non-live-in GF's 19 year-old daughter was telling me about the time she was in the shower, and two-inch long sewer roach appeared, climbing up her inner thigh. "I was so scared" she said, pointing between her legs, "I ran out of the bathroom, down the hall, and out the front door, without a towel. Then the guy next door saw me, and I had to run back inside." After hearing her little story, I had to go home and get drunk. Dirty old men have a hard time dealing with the image of a scared, naked 19 year-old girl. (She is MTV hot, BTW - skinny, doe eyes, an infectious laugh.) I saw her in a red bikini the other day. It almost killed me, watching her extract it from the crack of her fine, peachy ass.

Shit, now I have to go get drunk. Again.

 

[jomar]

Why? Sounds splendid.

Shh. don't rat me out.

Well, that would make me a dirty old man, too.

More info!

I think you have to be able to leer and smack your lips

Geezer.

I was perving on the Outback Steakhouse girl in her non-work clothes the other day. But I have been a dirty old man for a while, even back into my 20s.

No. You're underage you blooming onion!

 

[jomar]

I saw her in a red bikini the other day. It almost killed me, watching her extract it from the crack of her fine, peachy ass.

Your not helping.

 

[slyc_willie]

Here you go, Jo. Just to remind you that a woman doesn't have to be a spring chicken to be attractive.

http://womenpics.org/d/1481-3/Mature+Older+Woman+in+skimpy+green+string+bikini.jpg

 

[jomar]

Awesome...

Here you go, Jo. Just to remind you that a woman doesn't have to be a spring chicken to be attractive.

http://womenpics.org/d/1481-3/Mature+Older+Woman+in+skimpy+green+string+bikini.jpg

Sup, baby...

 

[slyc_willie]

Feel better?

 

[DesertPirate]

Your not helping.

Yes he is!!!
Welcome to the club Jo

I was a dirty young man and grew into it myself!

 

[TE999]

Hells bells! I check out the young stuff all the time...and any other woman who looks hot. Most of the time their charms are on display, so I look. You give 'em a wink and a grin and you'd be surprised how many smile back. Some prolly go "Ewww...perv" but hey, it's your loss, baby.

Young and middle age mom's really dig it.

 

[vrosej10]

I was shopping and a young beauty asked me to get an item off a top shelf for her.

Rachel McAdams looks (seriously), tight white shirt, short pleated schoolgirl skirt, red cowboy boots.

I had to work at not staring.

I hope she was 21.

Save me from myself...

Looking don't count and anyway dirty old men are cool. I'm married to one.

 

[jomar]

Looking don't count and anyway dirty old men are cool. I'm married to one.

Hmm. So what can I get away with?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I sympathize, think I'm closing in on cougar age and am still gawking at barely legal guys. I check out the girls too, but I usually prefer women my age and older. Guys, though, I love them all.