Your favourite feedback...?

[MALIBUMAN666]

I thought maybe we could have a thread where we post our 'favourite' feedback. This can either be good or bad depending on your take on it. Personally, I mostly find positive feedback to be pleasant but a little uninspiring. I mean it's nice that people take the time to email or leave a comment, but usually it's just 'i enjoyed this, please write more...' whereas when the rednecks get on your tail it's much more entertaining.

Maybe this thread could also serve as a place for newbies to come and realise they aren't being singled out for slaggings too?

Anyway, I've just posted this in another thread, but i'll post it her too as it's my favourite feedback to date and it makes me chuckle. At least it's writen with feeling, a lot of feeling actually, Iwouldn't want to meet this guy down a dark alley that's for sure!

And then he bought a shotgun and shoved it up her stinking cunt and pulled the trigger. He invited the guys over like she was making him and them slaughtered them too, the end.......makes more sense than the SHIT you write "Mistress" my motherfucking ass, I'd make them pray for me to finish them off.

 

[markelly]

My Favourite....

I had one I printed out, framed it and keep next to this computer.... 'If your thinking of writing any more stories. please don't.' Sadly it was sent anonymously.

 

[SWinters]

can't ... stop ... laughing ...

I had one I printed out, framed it and keep next to this computer.... 'If your thinking of writing any more stories. please don't.' Sadly it was sent anonymously.

Oh, my. This is just pure brilliance. Thanks for sharing!

 

[britneyfan]

I already started up a thread on just this subject: http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=641122&highlight=britneyfan if you want to read it, some really good bits of weird feedback on here!

britneyfan

 

[SixtyMinuteMan]

My favorite negative ones are the ones that go "Durr, u must b a fag, durr"... gee, sparky, was your first clue- the word "Bi" in my profile, or the gay stories in my submissions?

I've gotten some fantastic positive ones, especially for my story "Commander Rainey" (driphoney, if you read this, yours was the first comment I printed out) but my favorite feedback was from SadieRose on "Educating Ken":

"Wow, Gay male Story of the Year so far!
Fantastic story. I loved the fullness of your characters, the situation, the interplay, the humour, the deliciously erotic writing, and the climax and gentle wind-down. Everything about this story is 5 Star. Cracking stuff. "

Just really cool to hear from an author I'd actually read before she commented. Made me a happy boy.

 

[driphoney]

My favorite negative ones are the ones that go "Durr, u must b a fag, durr"... gee, sparky, was your first clue- the word "Bi" in my profile, or the gay stories in my submissions?

I've gotten some fantastic positive ones, especially for my story "Commander Rainey" (driphoney, if you read this, yours was the first comment I printed out) but my favorite feedback was from SadieRose on "Educating Ken":

"Wow, Gay male Story of the Year so far!
Fantastic story. I loved the fullness of your characters, the situation, the interplay, the humour, the deliciously erotic writing, and the climax and gentle wind-down. Everything about this story is 5 Star. Cracking stuff. "

Just really cool to hear from an author I'd actually read before she commented. Made me a happy boy.

Thank you. I wish I were more articulate as a commenter. Sometimes the readers amaze me with their insightful comments.

But here's my two favorites.

This one was polite enough to keep it private and send it via email. Took me ages to de-code it:

ome on that'd be too easy 1st one has to crash a plane or get captured in eyerack.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

And then there's this encouraging comment:
The author needs lessons in and to learn grammer. Such junk as "Honey ..., hon ..., oh, god, ... I'm ... ah... mm .." is nothing but a waste of space and bandwidth and voids rules of decent grammer even a grade school student wouldn't.

"Favourite" doesn't have to be nicest, right? Honestly, I've gotten so many wonderful emails and comments, I couldn't pick just one. The sincerity and praise has brought tears to my eyes over and over. Oh yeah, they're both from everyone's number one fan: anonymous.

 

[LesGermane]

From a few of my many admirers.

Cuckold story?
Double ZERO for you. Didn't read it. Don't care how good or bad it is written. Don't care if you both want this fetish and you both enjoy it.

Why are writers so sick?
a drippy ,ictchy big cunted slut whore bitch dog fuckeing woman that has to have a cock ( animal..oh do you ever fuck horses...they are big and black..or human...if you can call the homeless bums that fuck you ,,,human...) you are a sick fuck what ever you are.

humor
the humor section is where you belong because everyone is laughing at you.

I find it so amusing when readers try to figure...
out the people in these stories... THEY ARE NOT REAL! The only thing this story tells us, is that LesGermane is a sad, pathetic, emotionally disturbed loser... WHO HAS PROBABLY NEVER HAD A HEALTHY SEX LIFE EVER! Seriously people in these stories out, what do you think is behind a posting so ridiculous as this? THIS AUTHOR IS A FUCKED UP LOSER THAT YOU WOULD NEVER GO NEAR WITH A 10' POLE. The people in this story WOULD NEVER... NOT IN A MILLION YEARS EVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS. IT DOES NOT HAPPEN. IT ONLY HAPPENS IN SAD MINDS. My God readers, get a fucking life. Go ahead, walk up to some guy, and start telling him how much you enjoy fucking his wife, then just as the bullit is passing thru your brain... you can think to yourself... Hell that's right, people in the real world don't do any of this shit! No husband would put up with this, no wife would do this and expect to live, and no guy is going to pick up some slut, fuck her a few times, then say, "yeah, I'll throw my life away and tell the husband." Author, seriously, this is what you want to spend your time posting?

 

[OldGuy1026]

Okay this is interesting, worst response, no response is pretty bad, that hurts.

Also had one after my third story was posted, anonmynus, that's not Science Fiction it's gay.

Hey I'm bisexual what's wrong with that.

Why do I feel like a male subbie in a room full of women not looking at me?

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

My personal fav is in my sig line. And by the way, the guy got it totally wrong. I'm NOT black and I've never been paid for sex

 

[Big_Kahuna_69]

Glowing, effusive feedback makes you smile...

...but the negative stuff usually is good for a laugh.

too long
08/15/09 By: Anonymous in Canada
I make it a habit to not read any story longer than 2 pages. Any sexual tension is gone by then

Don't worry, I don't judge the whole of Canada by this guy.

ps. This is my first post.

 

[poppy_cock]

For sheer entertainment value, this one ranks high, LOL.

Hey I really like your storyline but come on give us some sex please. Yes that was me that left the get on with it comment but I really wanted to say something else, just not publicly. Your profile says you are a straight, non smoker, non drinker, likes cats, and loves romance. You need a good dose of mischief to give you some sexpot inspiration. Look up your best lesbian friend, go drinking, toss a joint in there for good measure, tie the cat to a dog, and then fuck your friend with a huge strapon. After that let her do you, then invite two of your most well hung friends and treat her to a small orgy. Discuss at length how and what each of you felt about it. This will provide you with an ample amount of personal experience to write a smoking hot chapter four...

Great advice.

 

[driphoney]

...but the negative stuff usually is good for a laugh.

too long
08/15/09 By: Anonymous in Canada
I make it a habit to not read any story longer than 2 pages. Any sexual tension is gone by then

Don't worry, I don't judge the whole of Canada by this guy.

ps. This is my first post.

Welcome!

And Poppy - That's so funny! The detail--hint, hint! Write that--hint, hint! I got a pm from a sweet reader who loved my piece but really thought I needed to add music, "Yep, that's what's missing--music!" I needed to re-write it adding music! At least it was earnest, well-intentioned feedback.

 

[SixtyMinuteMan]

See, that's what's missing from my stories- a soundtrack! Maybe I can get Mark Knopfler to put something together. Or maybe a little note at the beginning... "For this story, you should be listening to Daft Punk's Homework album. Please press play and begin reading at the same time."

 

[driphoney]

See, that's what's missing from my stories- a soundtrack! Maybe I can get Mark Knopfler to put something together. Or maybe a little note at the beginning... "For this story, you should be listening to Daft Punk's Homework album. Please press play and begin reading at the same time."

I love it! You know, I've actually thought of that! It seems that almost each chapter I wrote I had a song stuck in my head, and would listen to it in the car over and over. It would give me a mood for writing whatever I was on. Soular posts a songlist and I noticed that her buddy, Tangledinyou, has done the same. I think some of the other IR writers do as well.

I've been playing with this odd-ball thing that started off from a story starter by a friend. For some reason, either I happened to be listening to it, or it popped into my head, but for my own purposes I've added a verse of a song per section. I think it won't fly when/if I ever post the thing, so I'll have to pull it out, but it does flavor my writing. Then again, I can be such a brat, that I might just post it as is ... just because I can! Take that! (And, like my other attempt at stretching, I'll reap the low-vote consequences! )

I would really love to see how others pull off incorporating music.

Oops. I think we just did a thread-jacking. Sorry.

 

[Darkniciad]

Okay, this is long and involved, but a reply that just came back to me tickled me to no end.

Someone commented on one of my threesome stories, praising the story. First tickle point.

He then went on to describe having discussed the possibility of bringing someone else into the bedroom with his wife in the heat of the moment, as it were. She was all for it at the time, but hesitant when he brought it up later, when she wasn't on the verge of an orgasmic explosion.

He then said that he wanted me to give a female perspective on how to go about making her more comfortable with something that obviously interested them both, even if she was embarrassed about it when her head wasn't quite so fogged with pleasure.

Second tickle point. Any time that someone mistakes me for female because I write from a female character's perspective most of the time, I know that I'm doing a pretty good job

I went through the standard thank-you's for the comments on the story. Then thanked him for the compliment on the mistaken gender identity. After that, I told him to try to coax her fantasies out of her when she was aroused. They might just share one, and that thread could lead to other things.

I warned him not to push, to make sure that she knew that their marriage was far more important than bedroom play, that it was as much for her pleasure as his, and to make sure that they were both absolutely, positively sure that this is what they wanted before they went through with bringing another person into the bedroom. Going into multi-partner without that total commitment can destroy a relationship.

Told you this was long and involved.

Lo and behold, I get a reply today -- but it's not from him, it's from his wife. I'm taking her at her word that she accidently opened his email by mistake

The long and short of it is that she is interested, be it another man or another woman, but still gets butterflies in her stomach when she thinks about it. She said that she was amazed by the thought that I'd put into the reply, and that it was the last thing that she'd expect from someone writing dirty stories.

She closed by saying not to reply, because she was going to mark the email unread, hope that he followed my advice when he found it, and maybe even jumpstart the process by bringing up her fantasies herself, the next time they hopped into bed.

Oh, and she said that it got her to read the story, which got her hot and bothered, and that she was reading more.

Now that's some nice feedback