Global Warming is Real! I have proof!

[Weird Harold]

They don't give phone numbers to things that aren't real, do they.

It's even a local call from here in North Las Vegas if I was dumb enough to call "Global Warming" back.

 

[TxRad]

Global warming..... It's called August in Texas.

 

[Weird Harold]

Global warming..... It's called August in Texas.

August is kind of fancy name for a Texan, ain't it? Does he go by Gus? Global Warming must be the name of his business, then.

 

[TE999]

August is kind of fancy name for a Texan, ain't it? Does he go by Gus? Global Warming must be the name of his business, then.

Isn't that the company that manufactures solar powered electric blankets?

 

[Liar]

Global warming..... It's called August in Texas.

Cuz there ain't no other world outside the Lone Star State.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Cuz there ain't no other world outside the Lone Star State.

No, that's Manhatten you're thinking of. There have even been a couple of New Yorker covers showing their worldview that reflects the belief.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Global Warming...to many numbers.

 

[Weird Harold]

Global Warming...to many numbers.

Nope, just a regular seven digit local phone number on my caller ID.

(All y'all are too serious about this.)

 

[Katyusha]

Nope, just a regular seven digit local phone number on my caller ID.

Global Warming is a trademarked name, and I own the trademark. It's my business. Somebody's getting sued here real quick.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Nope, just a regular seven digit local phone number on my caller ID.

(All y'all are too serious about this.)

(Wouldn't that be just y'all, not all y'all?)

 

[slyc_willie]

I just did a Google for "global warming" in my city, WH.

There's a diner here with the name "Global Warming Cafe".

From first glance, I see they have the "Monsoon Margarita," "Meltdown Fajitas," and of course, the "Ice Age Eruption" cake.

Think I know where we're eating next time we go out.

 

[ms.read]

I just did a Google for "global warming" in my city, WH.

There's a diner here with the name "Global Warming Cafe".

From first glance, I see they have the "Monsoon Margarita," "Meltdown Fajitas," and of course, the "Ice Age Eruption" cake.

Think I know where we're eating next time we go out.

I'd join ya if I was close enough. it's too cold here!

 

[TE999]

(Wouldn't that be just y'all, not all y'all?)

'Y'all' is up to three people...beyond that it's 'All y'all' as in: "Y'all grab the beer and all y'all bring the ribs and the smoker."

 

[Weird Harold]

(Wouldn't that be just y'all, not all y'all?)

(not for a phony redneck wannabe parody. )

 

[Weird Harold]

I just did a Google for "global warming" in my city, WH.

There's a diner here with the name "Global Warming Cafe".

I have no idea why a restaurant would be calling me. Whoever this "Global Warming" is on my caller ID never leaves a message, so I have no idea what they're trying to sell. <shrugs> Not that I really care, I just hang up on telemarketers without comment.

 

[Liar]

I have no idea why a restaurant would be calling me. Whoever this "Global Warming" is on my caller ID never leaves a message, so I have no idea what they're trying to sell.

Ocean view property in Arkansas?